Learned'd 4 - More Sequels than Rocky, y0. NSFW

[ADDirishboy]

Bite me. I need to get tan before halloween.

[AppleBonker]

Better start now. Make sure you go into the highest powered bed for the maximum amount of time. And do it completely nekkid as to avoid those tan lines.

[ADDirishboy]

I always tan nekkid. Except I always cover my junk. Fell asleep naked once on a private section of beach in Cali and got sunburnt. Wienie looked fine when soft, but like a candy cane when hard. Pretty funny actually.

[AppleBonker]

[AppleBonker]

Standup beds are better. Pretty tough to cover the junk whilst standing.

[ADDirishboy]

Honestly, I've never actually gone to a tanning salon. I might go today though...

[AppleBonker]

Standup > lay down. If nothing else, your goods aren't near where any other goods have been. I always worry that they don't clean them well enough...

[ADDirishboy]

Lol, never actually thought about that. Sounds like a pretty legit concern though. Standup tan it is...

[AppleBonker]

You get better coverage since there are no pressure points either...

[ADDirishboy]

Sounds like you've done this a few times, Adam.

[AppleBonker]

I'm a bronzed God. What can I say?

[ADDirishboy]

[ADDirishboy]

I'm a bronzed God. What can I say?

[AppleBonker]

I saw that yesterday and laughed hard.

[ADDirishboy]

How much is a session usually?

[RobPaulson]

oh gheylur, if it was kettleball swings that hurt ur back, you need to start sucking it up and holding your form better.

sounds like your rounding your back like a n00b3rt

[AppleBonker]

Take my advice, in the standup, there's no reason not to tan naked. But be very careful the first couple of times. The first time I went in I tanned for like maybe only 5 minutes - burnt the fack outta the tip of my dong. Walking was difficult for about 2 days afterwards. But now I've developed a base tan. And more importantly, it doesn't look like I stuck my love sword in bleach.

[AppleBonker]

How much is a session usually?

Depends. Some places charge about a dollar/minute. But if you start going more frequently they offer packages. My gym has tanning beds that you get unlimited use for like $25/month. You might be able to find a bit cheaper than that, but $25/mo for unlimited is near the best I've ever seen.

[ADDirishboy]

Alright, off to go tanning.

[RobPaulson]

Alright, off to go tanning.

[ADDirishboy]

You're just jealous, whitey.

[AppleBonker]

You're just jealous, whitey.

This. Gingers can't tan...

[RobPaulson]

You're just jealous, whitey.

[ADDirishboy]

Lol. Love you Gerbear!

Well, that was a strange experience. But why do I feel the sudden urge to spike my hair and buy Affliction shirts?

[AppleBonker]

Cause the crossfit style workouts are getting to you?

[ADDirishboy]

Actually, I really like the crossfit style workouts. I am losing quite a bit of fat and showing lots of improvement. Toned upper body FTW!

[RobPaulson]

Cause the crossfit style workouts are getting to you?

whoa whoa, i can stand the normal crossfit bashing, but this is just counter intuitive.

by definition, globo gym dopes, like yourself, are the ones who spike zeh hair and wear affliction shirts.

u gona bash it get it right son, he should be getting the urge to wear wallet chains and cover himself from head to toe in chalk.

your insult logic disappoints sir.

[ADDirishboy]

Lol, I actually bought hand chalk the other day. Helps the grip, y0!

[AppleBonker]

Sorry, guess I don't know enough about either. I try not to hang out with any ****s...

[AppleBonker]

Does Chris come in here anymore? If so, can Mormons get tattoos?