Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Encryptshun]

I can honestly say I've used turkey basters pretty much my entire life and never once have I used one to actually baste a turkey.

[93coupe]

I bet you could suck a worm out of a booty with one.

[AppleBonker]

You think an enema would work for me in my current situation, Chad?

[AppleBonker]

Bwahaha, and I don't have butt worms. They're further in than that.

[Encryptshun]

I bet you could suck a worm out of a booty with one.

You think an enema would work for me in my current situation, Chad?

And why, exactly, do you turn to ME as a resident expert on this?

What has Tyler been saying to the night crew?

[93coupe]

Bwahaha, and I don't have butt worms. They're further in than that.

So you have long, cylindrical things deep in your butt...

I'm going to hit the drawing board and come up with something to solve this.

[AppleBonker]

Chad, isn't that what you just said. You've used turkey basters, but not to baste turkeys. I can only assume to mean you give yourself enemas with them...

Ry, small intestine. Not butt.

[93coupe]

Adam, yeah, I get it. They're in your butt.

[Encryptshun]

This is like the beginning of a nursery rhyme:

I know an old Adam who swallowed a worm. I have to say "Erm, why'd he swallow a worm?" His stools were firm.

I know an old Adam who swallowed a bird. It flew through turds, that worm-eating bird. He swallowed the bird to catch the worm. I have to say "Erm, why'd he swallow a worm?" His stools were firm.

I know an old Adam who swallowed a cat. How'd he do that, to swallow a cat? He swallowed the cat to catch the bird who flew through turds that worme-eating bird. He swallowed the bird to catch the worm. I have to say "Erm, why'd he swallow a worm?" His stools were firm.

[93coupe]

Very well done.

[AppleBonker]

Bwahaha

[Encryptshun]

turkey baster usage:

1) Thawing and cleaning stopped-up evaporator drain tubes in auto-defrost refrigerator freezers
2) Cleaning same in window air conditioners
3) testing for leaks in hoses and vacuum lines
4) sucking excess brake fluid out of the reservoir
5) capturing ants for an ant farm
6) administering medicine to a colt
7) emptying water from the drain sump in at dishwasher prior to replacing the motor/pump assembly
8) same for top-load washing machine
9) rapin' eabody up in heah

[breadbox]

I cant say I've used one but definitely have held one once before.

[AppleBonker]

4) sucking excess fluid out of the reservoir

Chad skeet?

5) capturing ants for an ant farm

I did that with a straw. I ate a bunch of ants.

[Dittoz7]

If i weren't in school this would def be my next ride.



F16-E yumm

[breadbox]

looks cool but I dont want it ever. I was really into AH-64 Apaches as a kid.

[RobPaulson]

W00T!! made an appointment with Tim Harris to get mah next ink! half sleeve!!

his next available time was in january!

At first I was all like

Then I was all like when I realized it meant he was rather sought after and must be exceptional at what he does.

[breadbox]

I like ink but still have no tats. My girl has an awesome artist. Gabriel Cece owner of Studio Evolve.

he is sick and has this cool scratch technique, but does sick other stuff.

[93coupe]

Both look really good, neither are my style though.

[AppleBonker]

Yeah, let's see how they do on d!ck tats!

[breadbox]

Gotta pay alot for that unless you do it your self or you know someone who is really comfortable with you.

[RobPaulson]

this is one of my artists previous koi works:


I want him to make a unique designed koi, with this color scheme for hte fish and water (no cherry blossoms, I'm going with the traditional style red maple leaves, like in the first pic above)


and this is just another one of the artists work with japanese art.


i'm pretty phukn excited bout this right meow. waiting till january is going to KILL me though.

[93coupe]

unique koi? Wut?

[AppleBonker]

Lulz ^

And NICO needs to stop pooing itself.

[Encryptshun]

I've noticed that the site goes unresponsive or gets stuck a few times a day.

[AppleBonker]

I've noticed that the site goes unresponsive or gets stuck a few times a day.

I would say it's more than a few. If it is less than five I would be surprised...

[RobPaulson]

unique koi? Wut?

ROFL diaf. at least it wont be stenciled from a website

[MellowZ32]

is teh dittoz here?

[93coupe]

WTF happened there?

Gerbear, why do you want a fish?

[AppleBonker]

Some spiritual thing to him. Least that's what he told me. He says it's actually got meaning for him...