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Dattebayo wrote:
AppleBonker wrote:Sorry Dave. But I would still say that after a few months it would probably start to smell even if kept in the fridge. Semen isn't supposed to be stored for that kind of time frame.
Neither is milk. ha...
Gays don't do well with the cold. It's true. Tyler lives in AZ.


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Dattebayo wrote:
AppleBonker wrote:Sorry Dave. But I would still say that after a few months it would probably start to smell even if kept in the fridge. Semen isn't supposed to be stored for that kind of time frame.
Neither is milk. ha...
True, but there is a finite amount of spooge I can generate in a month. I don't think it would be that impressive. Now, a couple months and we're talking about disgusting quantities.

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93coupe wrote:
Gays don't do well with the cold. It's true. Tyler lives in AZ.
FACT!

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You mean there is a way to buy android apps without using your phone? I seriously did not know this. Explain, please!

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Encryptshun wrote:You mean there is a way to buy android apps without using your phone? I seriously did not know this. Explain, please!
incorrect.

but you can download them. they are apk files. xda has a bunch of dev's who write their own apps and dont put em on the marketplace. however they update through the market place :gotme

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Ah, thank you kind sir!

I'm quite certain that XDA will be blocked for me here at work, but I'll certainly look them up at home.

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I'm gonna d!ck punch the next f*** that talks about smart phones in here.

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Mr1der wrote:I'm gonna d!ck punch the next f**ker that talks about smart phones in here.
Um, that would be you then.

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I got tether for my BB yesterday for $25....one time charge and I now have tethering capabilities without paying VZW an extra $15 a month!

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Encryptshun wrote:
Mr1der wrote:I'm gonna d!ck punch the next f**ker that talks about smart phones in here.
Um, that would be you then.

nah man, I'm talkin bout d!ck punching.

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Sup bishes! I need to get laid. Might hit up some clubs later.

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ADDirishboy wrote:Sup bishes! I need to get laid. Might hit up some clubs later.
Will the club look like this?
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tyler gonn get a**-pounded by some random dude at the club!!!!
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he be toothin' yo

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LOLs!!!

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Whoa, in looking for pictures I found out they closed the manhole in Chicago. Though I think that picture is from the bar that replaced it. Chad, you ever rock the manhole? "Same panties. Different hole"

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Eff that noise. I'm so f*** sick of my gay friends right now its not even funny. If they do something stupid and I get mad, it somehow turns into me hating them cause they're ghey. STFU! I could give a s*** if you're gay! Why does every problem have to turn into someone being a homophobic, judgemental, extremist republican? Its f*** stupid.

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because you're a young white male.

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ADDirishboy wrote:Eff that noise. I'm so f**king sick of my gay friends right now its not even funny. If they do something stupid and I get mad, it somehow turns into me hating them cause they're ghey. STFU! I could give a s*** if you're gay! Why does every problem have to turn into someone being a homophobic, judgemental, extremist republican? Its f**king stupid.
Eh, f*ck 'em.


And Adam, regardless of what you might have heard, read or seen, I do not know of the establishment of which you speak. No sir, not at all, not ever, not even because I needed the money.

And if you bring it up again, I'll have James go all smartphone on your *ss.
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what's with the self-loath, dude?

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Mr1der wrote:because you're a young white male.
I dunno that would mean republican... I think an older white guy would more likely be republican.

I think we parked near there when we went to see the blue man group when I was younger. I remember walking by and seeing that sign in the window. One of the more disturbing parts of my childhood.

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Tyler, the next time you're out this way ....

http://www.clubhippo.com/

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How come you didn't take him there after Carlisle?

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Why didn't I? Because he was too busy vomiting in my cake carrier and drooling on the couch.

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Damnit. Not the cake carrier! I didn't hear that part...

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Laid out on the couch, dry heaving himself awake, barfing in the cake carrier and into his fist just to clench that dear vomit all night long.

Sushi + all the local MD beers we could stuff in him.

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You played a game of just the tip with him too, right? Don't lie.

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AppleBonker wrote:You played a game of just the tip with him too, right? Don't lie.
:spitout:

F*cking WIN

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Sup hoes?

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Encryptshun wrote:
AppleBonker wrote:You played a game of just the tip with him too, right? Don't lie.
:spitout:

F*cking WIN
The two of them left. Embarrassed me thinks.


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