Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[AppleBonker]

I said toddler, but whatever.

I need this on the patio when I buy a house:

[93coupe]

I think anyone under the age of 4 years old or Gerry is a baby.

[Encryptshun]

If only there were a baby in there. It was a huge dish towel.

Ryan, we've discussed this. Just because the disposer looks like a teeny washing machine, you doesn't mean you're supposed to put towels in it.

[AppleBonker]

Didn't see that one coming.

[93coupe]

Sorry, I needed to wash the clean up rag and the washing machine was full.

[Encryptshun]

At least it wasn't a tampon string.

[AppleBonker]

Just blow it all over John's bed next time. Or use a leftover fast food bag and you can just throw it away.

[93coupe]

I'm just going to shoot it into the bag and toss it in his bed. DOUBLER!

[Encryptshun]

Subway bags are great for that.

[AppleBonker]

I still think a doritos bag would've been better. Or a milk jug that you're planning to unload on someone...

[93coupe]

I REALLY like the milk jug idea. Someone should do that... like, save it up for a while... yeah.

[THawks]

OhHai...I'll just leave this here and leave again...

[AppleBonker]

What. A. Letdown. ^

I wonder if anyone has ever stored their nut in a milk jug... And for how long. That must smell terrible.

[marlin29311]

[Dattebayo]

What. A. Letdown. ^

I wonder if anyone has ever stored their nut in a milk jug... And for how long. That must smell terrible.

Just so you know, there are diseases that have "smelly ejaculatory fluid" as a main symptom. You might wanna get checked out. Cause it's not supposed to smell bad.

[93coupe]

I think a terrible smell is inevitable when nut is kept in a jug under your bed for a month +

[AppleBonker]

I'm gonna have to side with Ry here. I'm pretty sure jizz that is stored at room temp for longer than a month wont smell good, regardless of how it smelled coming out. There would be bacteria all through it.

[MellowZ32]

<---hates the DMV!

[Dattebayo]

I'm gonna have to side with Ry here. I'm pretty sure jizz that is stored at room temp for longer than a month wont smell good, regardless of how it smelled coming out. There would be bacteria all through it.

You guys didn't say anything about under the bed storage. When I think "milk jug", "refrigerator" is a closely associated word.

OMG IMAGINE THE HILARITY
Someone mistakes the milk for the jiz, lawl

[93coupe]

Dave, why the hell would I keep semen in the fridge next to things that i put in my mouth?

[RobPaulson]

I think anyone under the age of 4 years old or Gerry is a baby.

i dont get it.

but i think ur calling me small . . .

[93coupe]

Hey Gerry! So I get to drive to Baltimore to pick up my phone from the Fed-Ex store after 5. I hope I don't have to pay for those apps I just bought. Any suggestions on new ones that are a must have?

You small.

[Dattebayo]

Dave, why the hell would I keep semen in the fridge next to things that i put in my mouth?

haha

Think about that next time you get a bj.

[MellowZ32]

Dave, why the hell would I keep semen in the fridge next to things that i put in my mouth?

because you enjoy putting it in your mouth.

[RobPaulson]

You small.

and nah, as long as you activate ur device using the same gmail account you purchased the apps under, it should actually populate ur entire phone automatically.

cause google is the s***, y0.

[93coupe]

Someone mistakes the milk for the jiz, lawl

Though, that would be very funny, I don't think it is likely at all. The viscosity, smell and texture would be off. Anyone besides Helen Keller would immediately notice that. However, I think drinking that would be the least traumatic thing she would ever experience.

[AppleBonker]

Guess we should've explained it better. Sorry Dave. But I would still say that after a few months it would probably start to smell even if kept in the fridge. Semen isn't supposed to be stored for that kind of time frame.

[Dattebayo]

Populate your phone? WTF

[Dattebayo]

Sorry Dave. But I would still say that after a few months it would probably start to smell even if kept in the fridge. Semen isn't supposed to be stored for that kind of time frame.

Neither is milk. ha...

[93coupe]

Dave, why the hell would I keep semen in the fridge next to things that i put in my mouth?

haha

Think about that next time you get a bj.

There isn't any left in her mouth. I launch it deep down her throat, son!

I watched Clash of the Titans and Hot Tub Time Machine last night. The first was not too shabby, the second was far better than I expected.