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Encryptshun wrote:
AppleBonker wrote:You played a game of just the tip with him too, right? Don't lie.
:spitout:

F*cking WIN

You are mistaken sir. Nobody wins at "just the tip"


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AppleBonker wrote:
The two of them left. Embarrassed me thinks.
Was busy sexting.

Kidding, went for a run. Now it is time for me to find a Baltimore Fed-Ex store without GPS.

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Speedy7_7 wrote:
Encryptshun wrote:
:spitout:

F*cking WIN

You are mistaken sir. Nobody wins at "just the tip"
You've obviously never waited tables in a leper colony.

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Holy sh*t, that is the funniest thing I have read all day, and I've been reading about H.H. Holmes and his murder castle in chicago.

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Chad, where do you come up with this s***? I was on the phone at work and I damn near couldn't contain my laughter. It's gonna get me in trouble.

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I remember the letters Ray and Chad use to send each other...

1st Learned'd R.I.P

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BASSIIINNGGG IT UPPPP

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So much BS they should just put those retarded kids in bubbles or something. That will teach them to complain about stupid sh*t.

It's the same reason go arounds or what ever they where called are almost extinct, only find them in old playgrounds. Those thing there so damn fun it's not even funny.

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I know. When I was younger and hurt myself my parents laughed at me for being a moron. Why can't anyone take responsibility for their actions anymore. It's a f*** kid. They break bones. It's normal.

Edit: good timing Chad. Seems we agree. Here is your reward

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AppleBonker wrote:WTF is this?!? I hate people

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100901/ap_ ... _removed_1

Me too. WTF indeed.

When I was a kid, I was outside playing follow-me on a sheet of ice like it was a slip-n-slide. I landed on my face and needed 6 stitches. No teacher was outside supervising us because it was too cold.

Know what my parents did? Called me a dumb*ss and grounded me. Know what they said to the school? "Thanks for putting a butterfly bandage on him so he didn't bleed to death."

I f*cking HATE parents now. No wonder kids today think sh*t like Twilight is cool.

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what up bishes and ho ho's!! gerry are you still in here?

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Faizan!!!!!!

How the hell are you? Adam and I were just saying we need to hook up with you for a beer or ten some night.

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Chadathon!! yea i mean we all live fairly close, lol...and i can be the DD since i don't drink...whenever you guys want, i'm dizown...well i mean anytime after ramadan is over.

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Did you ever drink or is this a recent thing?

Oh noes, our Faizan is become radikalized!

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JIHAD!!!!!!!!!

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Faizan, Gerry's out at 4 pm central daily. Sometimes he pops in at night, but not often. He does crossfit daily at about this time.

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Damn him, damn him and his crossfit!!! i needs to talk to him about our dun dun dunnn, nexus ones, lol

oh and chad, i quit two years ago.

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Well, if it's about that or crossfit I'm sure he'll talk at length. Anything else might be like pulling teeth.

Chad, even your comments on gheybook are spectacular. Someone needs to make a book of them. Ferreal.

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Near-Chicago crew represent'n.

They are building a mosque across the street from my subdivision. I'm really hoping a lot of Muslim folk take that as a sign to move into my neighborhood. Not only will we maybe then get some decent ethnic food stores, but my property values will go up.

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What comments?

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You don't want that. Don't you watch Fox News? They blow things up!!!!

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Encryptshun wrote:What comments?
The droid one was pretty solid.

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haha, for real chadwick, i would buy that book and make it part of the curriculum for high school students

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AppleBonker wrote:You don't want that. Don't you watch Fox News? They blow things up!!!!
I hope they be blowing my celly up with offers on my house


And you guys are too kind. Unfortunately, my comments aren't nearly as funny to most people as they seem to be to the two of you. lol
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oh them muslims...when will they learn.

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Still trying to figure out what's up with this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R5GQ0V-Z4[/youtube]

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DrifterXRPS13 wrote:oh them muslims...when will they learn.
And trying to build a victory mosque by ground zero? With terrorlst money? So they can recruit more terrorists? Absurd! Chad you want none of that ish.

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Encryptshun wrote:Unfortunately, my comments aren't nearly as funny to most people as they seem to be to the two of you. lol
Please remember that most people are completely retarded. This I am quite sure you've noticed.

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QUAD?!?!?!?


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