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gniknave wrote:Now, lets have a bit of fun and name his child.
Boy: QGirl: Q

then in a few years

Boy:GGirl: G

then later

Boy: Minivan...

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rowlatt wrote:as several peole have said, being a dad IS awesome........................but beingmarried to/with a ***** is hell.................


congrats. time to get four a door, lol
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boon240 wrote:

congrats. time to get four a door, lol
Hmmm.... Might wanna check out Jesda's sig...
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Children, the only thing more expensive to maintain than the Q.
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bp057 wrote: If you are joking, damn thats thorough, if your not, well, same ish happened to me. Its tough but like hitman said, damn rewarding. If you wanna choke the chick everyday like I did, it just makes it rougher. Good luck man..We could get a fund going for some baby Jesda pants...
spousal abuse ftw?
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Did you also trade in your Q for a white Buick Regal with 19k on the clock?
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JimmyMethod wrote:lol, wow is that bad...That's even a little crass for me.
You wouldnt have lasted in '02 nico
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The Mic wrote:You wouldnt have lasted in '02 nico
Not in The Ring he wouldn't
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gniknave wrote:Boy: Trytavion-Trayvon Gulati (yes, it's hyphenated)
sounds like something out of scientology
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gabossie wrote:
Not in The Ring he wouldn't
The Ring pwned.
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Damn I wish I was as OG as Teh Mic. So I only read the first page is this for reals?

Jesda if it is dont marry the girl just cause she is having your kid...be a man step up and take care of the child but dont put him in a home were daddy thinks momy is a crazy hooker...the fall out from a bad marrage could be much worse then child support, expescialy since it will be something the kid will havee to deal with too.

PS. I call bs since he hasn't even came back to resond to this thread...
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Tatsu wrote:Listen to me carefully:

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PROCREATE. THE MERE THOUGHT OF LITTLE JESDAS RUNNING AROUND SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE AND NOT THE GOOD KIND EITHER.

NO BABIES.

YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX. AS A MATTER OF FACT, DON'T EVEN MASTERBATE IF THERE ARE WOMEN WITHIN SPURTING DISTANCE.
ummmmm...interesting first post...are you finally coming out of lurking/ just joining, or are you Jesda/ other Nico member trying to make a joke....

...welcome to Nico :
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so is he Jesdad now?
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Jesda, you are NOT the father...
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The Mic wrote:
You wouldnt have lasted in '02 nico
im straight outa old-skool nico

oh, and btw

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Come on Jesda. YOu said it yourself.

"Do Her in the butt and kick her to the curb"

*edit* I don't know if anyone has noticed yet, but tomorrow is April 1st.
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I kinda get the feeling that teh jezder will be responding to this thread tommorrow...
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On the bright side everyone... at least PMQ hasn't knocked up his yeti yet.
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agreed
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Heh, I am NOT getting married, thats for sure.
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PantherRacer wrote:ummmmm...interesting first post...are you finally coming out of lurking/ just joining, or are you Jesda/ other Nico member trying to make a joke....

...welcome to Nico :
LOL, thats someone I used to work with. She basically trolls for a living. Its a sweet gig.

No, shes not hot so dont ask.
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troll this.
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PoorManQ45 wrote:*edit* I don't know if anyone has noticed yet, but tomorrow is April 1st.
aside from every other person for the last 3 pages, im not sure
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Oh snap!
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Jesda wrote:LOL, thats someone I used to work with. She basically trolls for a living. Its a sweet gig.

No, shes not hot so dont ask.
Surely a girl named Jam Delcambre has to be HAWT!!!
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gniknave wrote: Jesda, you are NOT the father...
Dude was breakin it down!
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Red coupe
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^^^ yeah that was pretty good...he even got the cowd going...
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Jesda wrote:LOL, thats someone I used to work with. She basically trolls for a living. Its a sweet gig.

No, shes not hot so dont ask.
Oh, thats harsh, dude. I bet you have never seen her in person.
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bobotech wrote:Oh, thats harsh, dude. I bet you have never seen her in person.
So Jes, time to fess up. Is this an unfunny attempt at an April Fools joke, or did you actually impregnate this woman with your demon seed?
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aww c'mon Im having fun here on my lawnchair watching the fireworks
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