Is it weird to have a GIANT crush on a teacher?

[alms24sebring]

LOL! Well Im kind of in between relationships right now, so why not try. You cant win if you dont play. And just to be clear I mean her school mailbox, not her house mail. That would be creeper.

I have her today actually from 730-10pm. I might just wish her a happy V-Day at the end of class. Im ganna die if she says that she has nobody to celebrate with..

Sorry no pics either. Just take my word for it

[numbnuts240]

Sorry no pics either. Just take my word for it

no pics-it never happened. this is the internet dude-you know the rules.

[Ace2cool]

Yeah, dude. Pics or ban.

The school has to have a faculty website you can pull a photo off of.

[nevertheless]

Hell no its not weird unless your teacher is a dude. I remember my Sophmore teacher was hot as hell, with a fat a**. I loved Jean Fridays <3

[Encryptshun]

I have her today actually from 730-10pm. I might just wish her a happy V-Day at the end of class. Im ganna die if she says that she has nobody to celebrate with..

Speaking from experience (I was a college teacher), I would advise against doing or saying anything to her which might imply that you would like to be more than teacher/student with her until after your final grade has been decided. What you will end up doing is making her uncomfortable. If she feels you are attracted to her, she'll feel that if she grades you too highly her ethics will be called into question and if she grades you too low you might be some psycho guy who accuses her of something unfounded and again gets her in trouble. So you might actually end up having a harder time with her class than you otherwise would and she won't know how to act around you. Instructors aren't really ever coached proactively on how to deal with this stuff, but she will talk to her colleagues about it, and they will remember who you are.

If you like her, be a good student. Come to class, do your homework on time, participate. That will do more for you in her eyes than anything else. She'll remember you if you are a great student because that makes her feel good about the job she's doing.

[Bubba1]

Sound advice. Just curious, Did any of your students come onto you?

[numbnuts240]

Sound advice. Just curious, Did any of your students come on you?

being that this is the internet and he's married, i'm sure he'd probably not answer. now befo-OMG terrorlst SQUIRREL!!!!!!!



chad, stick to the story. she said she was 18. now RUN!!!!!

[Encryptshun]

Sound advice. Just curious, Did any of your students come onto you?

Yes. But Tita and I are past all that now.

[AppleBonker]

OMG terrorlst SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

Um... I see no pastries taped to its head...

[alms24sebring]

Yeah, dude. Pics or ban.

The school has to have a faculty website you can pull a photo off of.

Actually every teacher does have their own school website but alot of them dont post pics of themselves on the homepage. This one has a pic of her fat orange cat on a window sill, not that that means shes wierd (or lonely ) or anything.

I have her today actually from 730-10pm. I might just wish her a happy V-Day at the end of class. Im ganna die if she says that she has nobody to celebrate with..

Speaking from experience (I was a college teacher), I would advise against doing or saying anything to her which might imply that you would like to be more than teacher/student with her until after your final grade has been decided. What you will end up doing is making her uncomfortable. If she feels you are attracted to her, she'll feel that if she grades you too highly her ethics will be called into question and if she grades you too low you might be some psycho guy who accuses her of something unfounded and again gets her in trouble. So you might actually end up having a harder time with her class than you otherwise would and she won't know how to act around you. Instructors aren't really ever coached proactively on how to deal with this stuff, but she will talk to her colleagues about it, and they will remember who you are.

If you like her, be a good student. Come to class, do your homework on time, participate. That will do more for you in her eyes than anything else. She'll remember you if you are a great student because that makes her feel good about the job she's doing.

I know that is exactly the delimma. I dont want to make it akward for me or her or be known as the student to watch out for. I dont want to get in trouble and most of all dont want to fail or have a hard time passing. I dont think I would ask her out or anything, but just to give hints that tell her she's sexy because she knows she is. I think that is exactly what I will do though; come to class, secretly have the superhots for her, and ask questions about material and lab after class just to make her talk to me while looking into my eyes lol.

I think I have a problem. Oh yeah.... I'm a man.

Yeah, have you ever had a situation like this with a little hotty wanting you?

[Encryptshun]

This one has a pic of her fat orange cat on a window sill

I think I found a pic of her!

[orangeNblue]

OMG terrorlst SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

Um... I see no pastries taped to its head...

I agree this looks more like a patriot squirrel!!

If you want a chance better make a A in the class...lol. But I agree with the advise people have given you, wait it out approach her with some confidence, and ask her out that way. You may even wait til the next semester begins. But I would go ahead and start planting the seed by asking for help on questions, going over tests, and creating a good relationship/friendship that way. Should also help your grade, so it'd be a double positive.

Another piece of advice, please don't go try to find her facebook, etc. and try to friend her. That is also/equally as creepy as the anonymous valentine

[Encryptshun]

Basically ask nala what he'd do and then do the opposite.

[AppleBonker]

So don't offer to be a taxi service for the professor?

[Bubba1]

Yes. But Tita and I are past all that now.

[Gold Digger]

Wonder how many other guys in your class are planning the same thing? LOL.

When I was in high school, we had a pretty hot assistant teacher in my grammar class. All the guys from 9-12th grade were talking about her pretty much all the time.

No one ever tried to go the distance, though.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, there was one girl two grades ahead of me that got busted getting down with the geography teacher. She was a hottie, too. She got expelled and the teacher got the boot.

Some of my friends and I had heard a rumor surface around our senior year that the teacher had gotten into another school in Indiana or Michigan (can't remember which it was) and got busted doing the same thing with a senior at that school. Ended up getting arrested.

[Amays U G37S]

fat orange cat on a window sill

You are completely not sure what she is hiding, and if she DOES have a b/f its gunna be lol awkward, plus! forever and ever until you end that class it'll be LOL AWKWARD, she may give you a hard time, and she may even get pissed by it and give you bad grades

Andddddd..

She is way more smarter then you and most people with masters/ph.d's etc, DO NOT date people who don't have said, and or either.

My advice, don't do it, at all. If she was interested you would KNOW IT. I had a 10th grade teacher stare me down, call me at home and told me directly not to skip her class, gave me these i'll fck your brains out looks, but in class, she never did it.... totes different, ya meen.

Careful what you do, she may even of been raped and don't like men at all, is already afraid of you, and is willing to drag whoever into it to get you kicked out!

[alms24sebring]

I gatta say I lold at the Garfield reference. Set myself up for that one.

OK so today in class while I was drooling:
1) She definantly caught me looking at her boobs
2) She mentioned that she was alone this V-Day and had no one to go to! I got alittle excited and daydreamed there.
3) She went off topic about how her mom back in the day forced the household to be vegetarian. Then mentioned how much she loves bacon and how she couldn't give it up. We the class were talking like 10 minutes about bacon. I wanted to stay after class and tell her that I got this cookbook of just bacon, called "BACON" (I really did and it has really great stuff in it). I should let her barrow it or I could make her something, hey now! Actually I might just send her that 80,000 calorie bacon and cheese castle Thanksgiving thing lol

It just doesn't get any better

[Ace2cool]

Any chick who likes bacon is win. What about a bookface?

So you can get caught drooling over her bewbz, but can't snap a pic? Epic fail guy, you are.

[nissangirl74]

barrow

She'd probably be really impressed if you learned how to spell this word.

[alms24sebring]

I agree that FB is a stalker attempt. Besides, I am like 1 of very few in the world who do not have a FB : I just checked and she does have a FB but I would have to friend her or whatever you young wipper snappers do.

Cant really snap a pic because my camera on my phone really epically sucks. I have some old flip beater phone so thats a no go. Anyways Im ganna feel weird if I try because the person behind me is ganna see what Im doing. Knowing my dumbass, I would forget to turn off the flash and sound effects, how embarassing would that be..

[krimsonviper]

CREEPER ALERT! CREEPER ALERT!

give her your D in her Box for V-day!

^ This.

[krimsonviper]

PM me her email addy, and I'll post a pic of her.

[themadscientist]

Why do I think we will be reading about this in the news in a couple of months?

[Jesda]

Thread at least needs a pic.

[themadscientist]

Mmmm, teacher needs to see me after class.

[Ace2cool]

I'm definitely hot for teacher.

[Bubba1]

I think it's time to begin thinking with the head above your shoulders. You know hitting on her while you are her student is wrong, and career-threatening for her if she doesn't handle it professionally. Thinking solely about satisfying your own sexual urges without any concern for the woman is a Nala trait. Pretty creepy. Perhaps you should buy some Instant Detailer next.

So after posting pics of her for us (we're not her students), I suggest you keep her as fantasy fap material and not hit on her.

[Pieceofsand]

OP I think you're reading too much into little things from a romantic perspective, as if she is directing it all at you. But maybe she is, who am I to judge?

By the way OP, how old are you? I'm curious because I think if you really got game you'd just go up to her and talk to like a man, a man with dropped balls that is, but instead you're posting it on a general chat forum.

With all the respect, good luck to you. I've always had my fair share of crushes on teachers. I wouldn't mind a picture of what she looks like

-Sand

[alms24sebring]

Why do I think we will be reading about this in the news in a couple of months?

Right. Something tells me I don't trust any of you

I think it's time to begin thinking with the head above your shoulders. You know hitting on her while you are her student is wrong, and career-threatening for her if she doesn't handle it professionally. Thinking solely about satisfying your own sexual urges without any concern for the woman is a Nala trait. Pretty creepy. Perhaps you should buy some Instant Detailer next.

So after posting pics of her for us (we're not her students), I suggest you keep her as fantasy fap material and not hit on her.

I no I no. I dont hit on her and I havent really even though I really want to, but we had a great conversation after class one day last week for a good 20 mins that made me want to get naked. Shes just really laid back and acts like a person than a teacher. Its hard to describe the personality. But this is another reason why Im scared or shy to show her I like her like that, because of potentially threatening her teaching career and my school career.

This is the kind of feeling that the men will know what Im talking about. Its not just a hot meaningless secksual encounter (although a good portion) with a hot chick. Like if you see a hot chick in the mall and you say to yourself "I would" after checking her out, hit it and quit it type. But actually wow, I really want her for myself. Its a strong feeling of attraction that I think comes around a couple times in a lifetime thats not just secks. Im not saying I want to marry her but I want to have her under my belt (excuse the pun), as a fun life experience.

I know its very unlikely that anything will happen and Im trying to not be a Nala about it. But I cant just turn off the attraction. I would like to say something like "if you were alittle bit younger, I would ask you out in a second" casually. I think anything she would say in response would handle the situation secretly and professionally. But like I said, there might be a chance with this one and I want to take it. She sounds like a freak too. If she says "Look I undertand how you feel but Im here to teach you and thats my job", that is totally exceptable to me and that would be it. I would carry the rest of my time in class like any other and would never push it ever again.

I am 23 and she is 29-32 but she looks 24. If I can find a good pic I will seriously post it, but I am not giving names.