I'm taking a brake from girls for a while and concentrating on my car!!

Post by **skydragoness** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

i'm taking a break from guys and just concentrating on my car

:pface

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

skydragoness5 wrote:i'm taking a break from guys and just concentrating on my car

:pface

So I guess asking you for a one night stand would out of the question?

J/K

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

dude, you just say you wanna "help on her car" and by that I mean sit in a lawnchair and watch her get hot, greasy, and aggravated at a locked up bolt:D

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Mr1der wrote:dude, you just say you wanna "help on her car" and by that I mean sit in a lawnchair and watch her get hot, greasy, and aggravated at a locked up bolt:D

Hummm i just waned to make a joke But I would go out for coffee with sky "she like's coffee"and talk about Nissans and S13's my S14 cool stuff like that and sky i would not try my methods on you. :icesangel

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

you have revealed you plan of attack to the enemy, it would be foolish to still try, thus we make a new plan of attack and let them believe that the old plan is the current plan.

victory is ours!

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Mr1der wrote:you have revealed you plan of attack to the enemy, it would be foolish to still try, thus we make a new plan of attack and let them believe that the old plan is the current plan.

victory is ours!

yes!

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

I did think of another method that’s a little easer to accomplish than the Boob touch.

It’s called the “subliminal leg touch technique”

Yes guys you can admit it you have all tried to cop a feel on a girl’s leg.

Let me come up with something.

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

The leg touch!

If you are both sitting, the situation gets slightly different. You can't be reaching over to accidentally be brushing against her breast. So in this case, you can use other parts of you body to make contact with hers, after all, it’s about the physical contact! If you are both on bar stools and you are facing each other, you can make both of your legs softly interlock with hers during an attempt to reach over and better hear what she is saying.If you are both sitting at a table, facing each other, at least your ankles should touch, hopefully proceeding to a footsie, where you run your ankle along her leg. If you are both sitting at a table, perpendicular to each other, your knees can touch.If you are both in a booth, next to each other, your elbows, legs and knees can come in contact.If you are sitting on a bar stool, and she comes around but doesn't have a seat, offer yours. If she says no (they usually do) then stand up any way, claiming you sat too much at the office. Then, if you are both standing up, you can carry out the boob touch.After you carry out the whispering, the boob touch or the leg touch techniques for twenty minutes or so, you will notice that she will be enjoying it as much as you are. That's good! This means that you only are two steps from bringing her back to the C-R-I-B!

:rolleyes

Post by **Solanthos** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

ROFLMAO.

You should sell that sheet, Techno... sounds like a 15 course seminar on how to get laid or something. You could probably make a lot of money off that.

Post by **Solanthos** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

And is it just a coincidence that the topic is, "I'm taking a BRAKE from girls and working on my car?"

Ha ha. Get it? BRAKE!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

i think it's just bad grammar

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Solanthos wrote:ROFLMAO.

You should sell that sheet, Techno... sounds like a 15 course seminar on how to get laid or something. You could probably make a lot of money off that.

You cant sell "Pimpology" man! It's just somthing you have to learn.

Post by **SkillaSX** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Solanthos wrote:And is it just a coincidence that the topic is, "I'm taking a BRAKE from girls and working on my car?"

Ha ha. Get it? BRAKE!

LOL, I noticed that when I read the topic the word "brake" looked a little weird lol.

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

"LET"S GO SOMEWHERE technique"

The "Go Somewhere" technique is a necessary mackingtechnique. I will explain how to propose the idea of goingsomewhere else and where to go in case she is interested. Thegoal of this technique is to make out with her.

The reason you want to relocate is so that you can get her away from her highly judgmental friends.Let's say the conversation has been good cause she is physicallyturned on. At this point, she would be asking you whateverquestions comes to mind just to hear and feel you talking to her.

This has been going on for a good half hour (or more). You cannow use the "go some where" technique to shift the situation from " we're just talking at a bar" to "we’re now officially on adate". Other than reestablishing the relationship between youtwo, you also get to take her away from her friends who would bebugging her to go home or to watch out for guys like you.Another reason why you would want to relocate is that you cantest to see how much she likes you: if she is willing to go withyou to another bar, she is probably willing to check out your padafterwards.There are two ways to play this scenario out:

1) you take her to another bar or lounge or club. This is theideal one since it will guarantee that you two are now on a dateand that no one else is going to interrupt you.

2) You two go to some corner, patio, balcony, nook or privatearea of the bar or club you are at. Of course, this isn't to say that you may first take her to another part of the bar to sit down on couch, make out and then take her to another bar. For scenario one, my personal approach is

"This place is too [insert complaint here (loud, smelly,obnoxious, lame etc)], let's blow this joint: I know this onecute little lounge that's open till 5am!"

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Next week's tips: * Where to go to meet women in heat!

How to Dress: How to dress so that they'll assume you are thebest bet for the night!

Later homies!

Post by **IvoryJ30t** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Solanthos wrote:And is it just a coincidence that the topic is, "I'm taking a BRAKE from girls and working on my car?"

Ha ha. Get it? BRAKE!

yeah, i like to send my girlfriend to the parts store too...

its fun to yell at them when they come back with the wrong part, eventhough you wrote down the part number and the color of the box for them...

Post by **kevy8up** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

I cant look at this anymore. DO NOT CHASE AFTER A WOMAN!!! thats what they want. DO NOT SHOW THEM MUCH INTERSET. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY......If they dont give u two ****s ......DO THE DAMN SAME..... I hate seein guys fall over chicks cause they think they like em and all of a sudden the girl is playin them.

I have been through too much crap with *****es....especially the latest... All women want is someone to kiss their *** and do whatever they want. You need to find the one that will do whatever u want without TOO much crabbin goin on. Also...if u are not sure if u can trust her....>THEN DONT......Never trust a *****. lol just ranting....guys....careful out there.....they are here to DESTROY us ....thats it......they are only good to look at touch and bang. Everything else is PURE LIVING HELL!!! I promise.

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Oh come on kevy8up girls are not that bad you just have to "understand" them.

Post by **kevy8up** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

DOH!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND THEM?!?!?!?!?

Post by **nissanrcer240** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

I am Technoman wrote:Oh come on kevy8up girls are not that bad you just have to "understand" them.

lol /\ listen to him, he knows what hes talkin about....hes the master of pimpology;) :pface

Post by **SkillaSX** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

I give up, I've been away from girls too long!!!! Plus there's gonna be a big party going on Friday night! Time to put my new found techniques to good use!!!!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

make sure you club isn't too big, don't want them with a major concussion or comatose.

aim for the forehead or back of the head being as those are the thicker parts of the skull too.

Post by **Lsnaple** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

yes! the girls only want you if you dont seem interested. once they think your interested, its over. dont waste any more time.she will say she is but she doesnt want you anymore.

hell yea technoman, those work very well, thats how most of my stands have happened, except not at a bar or club, just at parties.

theres also the ''get them drunk method....''

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Louisville slugger and some clorophorm (sp?)

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

SkillaSX wrote:I give up, I've been away from girls too long!!!! Plus there's gonna be a big party going on Friday night! Time to put my new found techniques to good use!!!!

Skilla Don’t forget my "let's go somewhere" technique. That works great at parties.

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

I forgot to tell you guys to most important thing! Always always always use your condoms!!!!!!!!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

and rubber gloves;) don't wanna leave fingerprints

Post by **I am Technoman** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:22 pm

Mr1der wrote:and rubber gloves;) don't wanna leave fingerprints

Yes! thats what i ment to say.

I'm taking a brake from girls for a while and concentrating on my car!!

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