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SkillaSX wrote:Yeah, I 've gone throught that too...... When the girl finally got the picture that I didn't want her (took a long *** time). She went around spreading roomers about me, to every girl I know (which is alot).


i swear. cant live with em, cant kill em...


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99QX4 wrote:I have to say that all girls are not bad like you all seem to think. You just have to find the right one, that won't lead you on when she already has a boyfriend.:rolleyes And Technoman your posts are hillarious! I couldn't help laughing when i was reading them, but if that works for you, i guess it means you've got a good system!:pface


ok, lets clear something up right now. i dont care how old they are or how mature they appear to be, girl are *****es and girls are hos. end of story. theres no way around it. dont even try.

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thats just how you gotta be with them. you gotta be all like "baby, i love you, your the best" then you gotta be like "get that fat *** in the kitchen and make me some food. and do my laundry while your at it..."

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Ha! and I suppose the clock on the stove is for her to tell you when the game starts while she's cooking...

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hehehe

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Ooookay, that is where you are wrong. All girls are definately not what you make them out to be. I can say that all guys are a-holes and all they want is sex. And that you guys don't care about girls the right way and you all make us live up to crazy standards than can only be achieved by airbrushing! I could go on and on but i don't feel like explaining myself to you. Also to make another point, I am definately not what you descirbed all girls to be IvoryJ30t. I am soooo into cars and work on them as well. I am not saying that all girls are perfect, all guys definately aren't either, but by the way that you are talking about girls i think you deserve to have one that would be a ***** to you.

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well, obviously not all of em, but the vast majority are psyco or outrageously jealous.

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every time im nice to a girl.... they seem to not like me...hahaha

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In Ivory's view, girls should be darn proud washing his skid marked undies, right? (snicker).

I wouldn't condemn the entire female population based on a few psychos. I noticed a lot of psycho guys spend a lot of time with their cars (ahem). Doesn't mean all guys that are deeply into their cars are psychos.

Girls can be much more fun than cars... And you'll learn that when you meet the right one.

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give it a few years and the novelty wears off.

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Are you married, Al Bund....uh Ivory?

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practically. its been a couple years. and a couple years on the one b4 current. theres undercurrent though. i like psychotic girls, so my opinion is biased.

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im not trying to say all girls are bad, im just saying that most of the time they are more trouble then they are worth.

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Girls are the best thing in the world other than a 240sx:D ! J/K

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HAHAHHA thanks for the laugh technoman, I will deffinately try out that technique. It seems like it will work well!!

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Hey no prob I’m just helping out my fellow Nico Hommies!

I’ll post tomorrow why it is never a good idea to give a Girl your number..

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Technoman's ways only work if you dont want the girl for a long time...I would NEVER want any girl that would go home with me the first night as a wife and future mother of my children. I would want one for well...one night. That's the problem with Technoman's method. :D The friend thing isn't ALWAYS bad either, my girlfriend and I were friend's for about 6 months before hooking up (of course, we DID want each other the whole time but me dating someone else precluded anything happening). Now we've been together over 2 years. She's also nothing like what you guys think girls are, she goes out of her way to treat me right and I do the same for her, it works out very well.

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to quote the bloodhound gang, all I want in a women is me!

take that as you will, I take it both ways.

uh....not like BOHICA both ways though...

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Good Game, welcome to the club ;)

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no nO ! NOT GOOD GAME !!

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Basically, girls in our age-group are still young and immature. Thats why guys seem to think they're all trouble. After the girls grow up a bit, they're more decent.

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What age group is that??

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My girlfriend was 15 when I started dating her, and is 18 now...she has always been VERY mature about our relationship. I dont think you can lump all girls into the trouble category based soley on age. However, I DID date some older girls before her who were trouble! (Oh, and I'm only 19, there is a 1 yr. 9 month age difference).

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Technoman, thats was great. I'm still laughing :D

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Bubba1 wrote:What age group is that??


I would say up until the girl gets out of college..

And notice that I said "basically".... not all girls are immature *****es. My ex was always mature, its a trait I don't think I'll find in another girl for a long time.

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technoman, your the man, thats pimp shiat haha i cant wait to hear why its never a good idea to give a girl your number from your perspective:pface

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Mr1der wrote:I find hitting them with the club and dragging them to my cave much more effective.


excellent.:D

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Why you shouldn't give them your number.

The scenario is even worse when you GIVE your phone number away.

Let me make one thing clear: WOMEN DON"T MAKE THE FIRST CALL. (it's in caps because I'm shouting)

They are not mentally trained to pick up your number, go over to the phone and ask for you. You know how nervous we feel when we are about to call some chick we like for the first time? You know how you don't know what to say, how you get butterflies in your stomach and how your voice breaks up? They go through this but then realize that they don' t have to do it. Why should they be persuading some guy to come out? That's the guy's job. Furthermore, what if you reject them? How will that feel?So for every 100 women you give your number out to, you can expect one to call. Mathematically, this is not even an option. So what is the best way to get laid?

The best way to get gratuitous sex is by hooking up in one-night stands. Just like many things, a one-night stand is a numbers game. Except this time, the numbers are a lot more favorable than they were with getting phone numbers and asking them out on dates. This time, your chances are far greater than any other method.

Statistically this is how it breaks down:

50% are attached or married; so forget these (this number varies from type of environment, clubs have far less married people than sit down bars) 10% are not in the mood, forget these! They just got out of a long relationship. Or are lesbians. Or don't go for one-night stands under any circumstance.

20% are in the mood but only to make out. These are women that are having their period or that have something the next morning preventing them from sleeping at your place (maybe they live with their parents). You can have lots of fun with these women, make out and maybe even get to third base. If they give you their number, don't throw it away, but also don't count on it. They may have come to their senses by the time you call later on.

20% are in the mood for a one-night stand. They don't tell anyone this. You have to seduce them. They enjoy being seduced; it makes them feel like they are finally meeting someone who knows how to excite them.So remember guys women like apples, vacations and group therapy. So your best bet is to pick out the ones with ‘low self esteem” and once you are talking to them say lines like (I can tell you’re a nice girl but I can see an evil side to you) You have to keep them guessing and if you’re lucky you can get one to respond to their emotions.

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Guys I'm only trying to make this a better thread because the first 5 posts were really bumming me out! I'm typing out pimpology, which is a curse I took in collage. Women are great and we all have a way we go about hitting on a girl we like. I am mostly trying to be funny I hope I don’t piss anyone off. :)

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I am Technoman wrote:So your best bet is to pick out the ones with ‘low self esteem” and once you are talking to them say lines like (I can tell you’re a nice girl but I can see an evil side to you) You have to keep them guessing and if you’re lucky you can get one to respond to their emotions.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Low self esteem chicks rock.


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