I LEARNED'D something today!

[Encryptshun]

Throw in some 70s mustaches and I get to be nicknamed the Italian Stalion, and I'm in.

Here you go, I.S.

[Hijacker]

teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!! yeah!

[Jager]

yeah but I cant race the miata, and i may have to return the miata each night, it is my fathers midlife crisis car. I will see what he is willing to do though, it is a fun as hell car.

[Encryptshun]

it is my fathers midlife crisis car.

Lucky for your mom, your father must be having a very small midlife crisis.

[numbnuts240]

i'm back to the special class. after napping in the waiting room of my doc's office, i have some news. within a couple of weeks, my tonsils and i will be parting ways. idk how i should be feeling about that...

[Hijacker]

You get ice cream!

[Murdered_T]

i'm back to the special class. after napping in the waiting room of my doc's office, i have some news. within a couple of weeks, my tonsils and i will be parting ways. idk how i should be feeling about that...

you will be able to yell louder without those annoying throat ballsacks vibrating all up in your esophagus.

[numbnuts240]

You get ice cream!

i'm listening

you will be able to yell louder without those annoying throat ballsacks vibrating all up in your esophagus.

sold. who needs ballsack in their throats anyways?

[Encryptshun]

sold. who needs ballsack in their throats anyways?

Ask Tom. He's had your ballsack in his throat for six months now.

ZING

[numbnuts240]

hey, who am i to deny someone something they truly love

[Murdered_T]

o man that was a ZING of all ZING worthiness.

holy crap i am still laughing.

[Encryptshun]

o man that was a ZING of all ZING worthiness.

holy crap i am still laughing.

And the picture of you in your sig punctuates your comments better than anything, I bet.

[Murdered_T]

hellz yea, I wish the sigs still showed up everytime, you all would have like 10 pics of me giving you the finest bird flipping ever.

I can probably lay claim that I am the first pictured R35 finger giver.

[Encryptshun]

I can probably lay claim that I am the first pictured R35 finger giver.

Well, you are prolly the first person to give the finger FROM an R35...

[Murdered_T]

that was what I was thinking, but I couldn't type it.

[Encryptshun]

that was what I was thinking, but I couldn't type it.

I understand. One-handed typing is challenging.

[Encryptshun]

In other news, here's my rough draft of my FS thread. Let me know your thoughts, please. I know I don't have pics or a price, that will come later when I decide whether to post this or not.

FS IL: 1993 Nissan 240SX SE Hatchback w/redtop SR20DET5-Speed, Sunroof, Factory ABS, VLSD, PW/PL

Pros:RUNS VERY STRONGRedtop SR20DET thoroughly inspected and installed by Touge Factory in Elk Grove Village, IL (www.tougefactory.com)NO RUST (only slight surface rust on frame rails and strut towers)166K miles on chassisUnder 100 miles on all other modified components except turbo (unknown)

Motor Mods:New Megan motor and transmission mountsNew Exedy Stage 2 clutchHKS turbo (no shaft play)HKS SSQ BOVGodspeed FMICTrunk battery relocation, with battery boxFujita F1 CAIShop exhaust (2.5” mani-back, nice tone to muffler)Koyo radiatorGreddy rad capCircuit Sports aluminum overflow tankAltima fans (wired to toggle in cabin)Walboro 255lph fuel pumpFuel kill switch (wired to toggle in cabin)

Suspension/Footwork Mods:Hicas eliminatedABS bypassed Stance GR+ Pro Coilovers5-lug conversion (TC Sportline front, Ichiba rear)Rotora front slotted rotors (for ABS)SP rear slotted rotorsHawk HP pads (ABS front, reg rear)Megan RUCAs (with plenty of anti-seize)New OEM LCA (left rear)25mm Ichiba bolt-on spacers (rear)Enkei RPF-1s, 17 x 9.5 +18 front, 19 x 10.5 +15 rearDunlop Direzza DZ-1s (215/45/17F, 235/35/18R; less than 30 miles on them)

Body Mods:50mm widebody rear quarters30mm widebody front fendersRadiused rear fenders, with sealant and rust inhibitorFront bumper support removed (for FMIC)Aero front and side skirts

Interior (factory black):Buddy Club Racing Spec buckets in black/grey (driver and passenger)Wesco 5-point cam-lock harnesses (driver and passenger)Rear seats removedNew carpet

Additional parts (not installed):Gauge bezel w/vents (mint)Glove box (grey tweed)Factory 4-lug rotorsFactory 4-lug hubs

Cons:Needs transmission rebuild (2nd gear synchro starting to go out, DRIVES FINE now)Battery runs flat if car sits for longer than a couple daysNeeds new TCU (no dash lights or pop-ups)Missing right ABS speed sensor plug and tail

[numbnuts240]

looks good to me

[Murdered_T]

yea thats pretty straight forward and no bullsh1t.

What are you gonna buy now?

[Marenta]

So, I found out that if I start cleaning and I lay my head down.. I pass out for 2 hours. Interesting.

[Murdered_T]

So, I found out that if I start cleaning and I lay my head down.. I pass out for 2 hours. Interesting.

[Marenta]

What's so funny? Did I make a silly face?

[bryin falls]

your a silly face.

[Jager]

maybe you need more sleep....

just maybe.

[Marenta]

your a silly face.

GTFO or read the whole thread.. those are the rules to post in this thread.

[Dittoz7]

GTFO or read the whole thread.. those are the rules to post in this thread.

Or Post A Young Piece Of Hot ***!

IB4SweatyDonkey.

[Encryptshun]

So, I found out that if I start fapping and I lay my head down.. I pass out for 2 hours. Interesting.

I thought your quote looked familiar, Marenta.

[Murdered_T]

interesting

[Murdered_T]

I did not sleep at all lastnight

[Marenta]

Both you and Tito had issues sleeping..

I think I have solved the mystery!

[Edit:Oh yes mamacita!]

Why doesn't anybody post in here anymore, like, during work?