I LEARNED'D something today!

[Dittoz7]

Holy Poop!

I Can't Stop Laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfBZz_loYE&NR=1

[King Ranzo]

Holy homosapiens! It's batman! Wait...what? I have no idea.

[Dittoz7]

Holy homosapiens! It's batman! Wait...what? I have no idea.

Your Random, Is Not Funny...

[Marenta]

So, in my effort to drive home safely.. I have proven that ABS really does work. Some jerkweed cut the Quest off in front of me, causing them to come to a complete abrupt stop. I am lagging about 40 feet behind the van, and going a respectable 50 mph; when I see this happening. Then some ******* cuts in between us, thinking that my lane is moving, and I slam on my breaks because my stopping distance just got cut the fcsk in half..

Why do bungholes have to drive? I get impatient when I drive, but I'm not a purposeful b*tch to anybody.

[Murdered_T]

cause some people have blinders on like racehorses.

[Encryptshun]

Bungholes will always drive, because it's the one time they can feel totally absolved of all responsibility. "You hit me? Your fault for following too close." "I hit you? Your fault for not yielding to the pace of traffic" "Whiplash! Whiplash! Everybody whiplash!"

No offense to you, Marenta, but others of your gender (especially under 30 and over 50) are the WORST about thinking that it's everyone else's responsibility NOT to hit them or let themselves be hit BY them.

Meanwhile it's all makeup, cell phones, radio, and chipped nail polish inspections.

[Dittoz7]

Some Idiots Never Heard, Pass On The Left.

[Marenta]

This is a test:

***hoebag****d!ck***************cumjerkcockbuttsluttwatarse****whore****facetaintvaginapenisbastard

I just wanted to see if some of these had been taken out or what the case was.

[ADDirishboy]

^ wow. just.....wow.

[Marenta]

No, I agree. Women drivers are gawdawful! But, my phone is on vibrate when I get in my car... I rarely drive and talk on the phone. I had my radio off (slight headache right meow) and I was just shocked that people were going semi-close to the speed limit.

I'm not saying that I didn't have enough distance between myself and the van, but if like.. a Geo Metro had cut it wouldn't have been so bad, instead it was one of those huge utility vans that are like 15 times the size of Justin Timberlake's ego.

[Murdered_T]

This is a test:

***hoebag****d!ck***************cumjerkcockbuttsluttwatarse****whore****facetaintvaginapenisbastard

I just wanted to see if some of these had been taken out or what the case was.

I wish I could sig that

[Jager]

well helllllllooooo learned thread.

so i didnt get to sleep until 6am (and unfortunately no i cant blame it on a chick) and i seem to have caught something, hopefully its short and sweet but damn it aws fun to wake up 400 points higher then i was supposed to be....

well they say chicks like the sweet guys... and im all full of sugar. so someone find me a female vampire to enjoy the extra "sugar"? (no not a whiney goth emo chick)



in other news the s12 may not be making it to VIR as the mechanic is currently incapacitated and I am awaiting news on exactly what is going on.

oh well, anyone wanna see me "drift" a FWD chevy nova?

[Marenta]

It's not "dreeuft"ing in a FWD, isn't it like... Power sliding or something stupid?

I say, do it in reverse.. Ah yeah baby!

[Murdered_T]

holy sh1t, there is so many stories there that my head exploded.

[ADDirishboy]

^ just drive around the track in reverse.

[Marenta]

Except for the spelling errors, it was all pretty laid out and simple. I'd say that his knack for story telling is superb. Kudos, Jager!

Anywho.. my councilor cried, since this was our last appointment. She was crying, because she was going to miss me so much. I didn't cry because I have no feelings. Or, well, at least any that go beyond "Kill" or "Sex" or anything base like that.

[Murdered_T]

^ just drive around the track in reverse.

5TH GEAR or whatever did that, since no air is passing through the radiator, the car dies pretty quick.

[ADDirishboy]

5TH GEAR or whatever did that, since no air is passing through the radiator, the car dies pretty quick.

Really? Sad day. I was hoping to pull that off in my Mirage.

[Marenta]

Just take the Miata.. you know you'll feel better if you do.

[Encryptshun]

Really? Sad day. I was hoping to pull that off in my Mirage.

You know, if I had a shop and nearly unlimited funds, I would really like to shoehorn a 4G63 AWD TCS drivetrain out of an Evo VIII in a '97 - '02 Mirage DS coupe.

I'm sure someone out there has tried it, but damn it would be an awesome rally car if you could pull it off.

[Marenta]

That's totally odd.. I want to take a 4B11T out of an EvoX and put it in a 94-95 (AWD version) Talon/Eclipse/Laser.

But, I'm not sure how that would work out. It'd be sweet as hell having an AWD sex car from the 4B11T.. Unless I could find a 4G63 from a F400 in the UK, 400+ hp...

[ADDirishboy]

You know, if I had a shop and nearly unlimited funds, I would really like to shoehorn a 4G63 AWD TCS drivetrain out of an Evo VIII in a '97 - '02 Mirage DS coupe.

I'm sure someone out there has tried it, but damn it would be an awesome rally car if you could pull it off.

Would that fit? hmmm....

I would totally do something like that if I had the funds. The 1.5L 4 banger in there now just doesn't do it for me...

[Marenta]

Most of the 4G6 series of engines are 2.0L. I suppose it would depend on your drivetrain and getting another transmission.

That was my last post for today.. toodlz.

[Encryptshun]

My ex leased a 2000 DS sedan (slushbox). That car was the slowest POS I've ever driven, and I've driven a Geo Metro.

I think it had something like 75 WHP.

[Hijacker]

Would that fit? hmmm....

I would totally do something like that if I had the funds. The 1.5L 4 banger in there now just doesn't do it for me...

It'll fit after a good fabricator is done with the plasma cutter and welder

[ADDirishboy]

My ex leased a 2000 DS sedan (slushbox). That car was the slowest POS I've ever driven, and I've driven a Geo Metro.

I think it had something like 75 WHP.

Yea, I have a 2002 DS coupe. It's a 5 spd, but still balls slow. I clocked my 0-60 time in just under 10 seconds.

It'll fit after a good fabricator is done with the plasma cutter and welder

So probably not very cheap to do then? Ha ha.

[Encryptshun]

It'll fit after a good fabricator is done with the plasma cutter and welder

Hey Bart. What would it take for you to move out here and start up a shop with me?

Let's leave the evils of the corporate world behind us and embark on an epic journey of self-discovery and grease!

EDIT* In retrospect, that sounded much more gay than I intended.

[Hijacker]

Most of the 4G6 series of engines are 2.0L. I suppose it would depend on your drivetrain and getting another transmission.

That was my last post for today.. toodlz.

The 4g63 is the only 2.0l in the mitsu family from that block design. Anything else with a 6x designation is either a 1.6, a 1.8, or a 2.4

[Murdered_T]

That's totally odd.. I want to take a 4B11T out of an EvoX and put it in a 94-95 (AWD version) Talon/Eclipse/Laser.

But, I'm not sure how that would work out. It'd be sweet as hell having an AWD sex car from the 4B11T.. Unless I could find a 4G63 from a F400 in the UK, 400+ hp...

Actually my buddy at work has done that, everything fits if you use Evo 3 axels.

[Hijacker]

Throw in some 70s mustaches and I get to be nicknamed the Italian Stalion, and I'm in.