I LEARNED'D something today!

Post by **Encryptshun** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:51 am

numbnuts240 wrote:i only woke up once to find that i was already engaged in the deed. ex decided that mounting my wood in the middle of the night while i was asleep was a good idea. i don't like to be interrupted while i'm sleeping, so i opened my eyes saw her bouncing up and down furiously, and tossed her to the floor. she started saying something angry, i just turned my back to her, took her pillow, put it over my head and went back to sleep. wait for the morning wood thammit!!!!!!

Wow are we different, meng. This is one of my top 3 ways I like to be awakened. The other two are by getting a BJ and smelling fresh coffee and bacon cooking outside the tent on a brisk fall morning.

Post by **IanS** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:00 am

Encryptshun wrote:smelling fresh coffee and bacon cooking outside the tent on a brisk fall morning.

This is the BEST way to be awakened. Combine those two smells with the sound of waves breaking over rocks, and you get pure morning bliss. Dangit, now I want to go to the boundary waters, too bad my next trip isn't until next year.

Encryptshun wrote:
I just read Ian's comment back on page 210. I thought it was funny that the one time I get called out by name, its to imply I'm an "adult", so that's why I asked the way i did. LOL

I remembered your comment about being like 16 at heart, I figured you would get a chuckle out of that statement.

Post by **Encryptshun** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:01 am

and

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:15 am

Encryptshun wrote:smelling fresh coffee and bacon cooking outside the tent on a brisk fall morning.

camping is going to be sweet this fall

sleep is a precious commodity with me. it's hard to come by, and when i actually get some, i don't like to let it go. my dog has to try a good 5 times just to get me to open my eyes every sunday morning. after the third phone call while i'm sleeping, someone is going to die. i'm slowly ending my roomie's relationship because his gf is too loud, mostly when i'm trying to sleep. oddly enough, she makes no noise while they are humping. i also tell her to not talk to my dog because my dog doesn't associate with b1tches. i just hate her, and now that i've gone off on a tangent, here are some random bewbs

Post by **Dattebayo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:37 am

BOOBS!

Everyone pitch in to help me sell all these CA18 **** I've got taking up space, OK???

I'm slowly getting further behind in my credit card payments!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:54 am

if i still had an s13, i would have probably bought it all off of you.

Post by **IanS** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:03 am

Dattebayo wrote:BOOBS!

Everyone pitch in to help me sell all these CA18 **** I've got taking up space, OK???

I'm slowly getting further behind in my credit card payments!

I have enough spare parts thank you. Also, I dont have a CA18.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:11 am

so much fun in here when I am away.

Post by **IanS** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:16 am

GOnissanTOM wrote:so much fun in here when I am away.

Where the hell have you been?

Well, Im off to work, I have tomorrow off, whoopee!!!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:19 am

lucky, i want tomorrow off

GOnissanTOM wrote:so much fun in here when I am away.

the real fun starts when you get here, so turn that frown upside down

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:20 am

FlatBlackIan wrote:
Where the hell have you been?

Well, Im off to work, I have tomorrow off, whoopee!!!

Hiding from the underpants knomes.

Post by **Dattebayo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:23 am

I'm serious, why does it cost so damn much to ship 100 and some pounds across 5 states? HOLY crap.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:26 am

use Dominion

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:26 am

check greyhound out, they will ship for a lot cheaper than fedsex, ups, and the psychos at the post office

Post by **Dattebayo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:28 am

You are saying that greyhound will ship a 150 pound crate? I don't have a truck to use.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:33 am

http://www.odfl.com/

YouTube · Post by **EZcheese15** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:34 am

Dattebayo wrote:I'm serious, why does it cost so damn much to ship 100 and some pounds across 5 states? HOLY crap.

Because diesel costs $5/gallon.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:35 am

Since I was not here for pages 207- 210,

here is me

here is my dog

Post by **Marenta** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:40 am

Dattebayo wrote:I'm slowly getting further behind in my credit card payments!

Would you like a loan? I'm not made of money, but I do have some..

Post by **xckid** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:52 am

tom ...did you pee in that 40oz and leave it for your dog ...

Post by **Encryptshun** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:54 am

GOnissanTOM wrote:here is my dog

No, sir, that is a pup wid a foty. That be a d-o-DOUBLE-G, ya see.

Cute pup. Lab mix?

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:57 am

I'm annoyed. I've been waiting for Kirby Superstar Ultra to come out for months. It was supposed to be out today, but NO ONE has it yet. I'm used to the "comes out on monday really means comes out on tuesday due to shipping" crap, but it's...not yesterday anymore. "Come back after noon." They all say. Wonderful. I'll be asleep. Stupid jerks. I want to play Kirby.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:58 am

Nah I didn't pee in it. He knocked it over trying to drink it.

Yea its a lab and Aussie Shep mix.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:00 am

MinisterofDOOM wrote:I'm annoyed. I've been waiting for Kirby Superstar Ultra to come out for months. It was supposed to be out today, but NO ONE has it yet. I'm used to the "comes out on monday really means comes out on tuesday due to shipping" crap, but it's...not yesterday anymore. "Come back after noon." They all say. Wonderful. I'll be asleep. Stupid jerks. I want to play Kirby.

Kirby?

Post by **Marenta** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:05 am

Awww.. *hugs MoD*

I'm sure Kirby will be there tomorrow.

Post by **Murdered_T** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:11 am

I think I have only played one Kirby game, granted it was somewhat fucn, I couldn't get over the fact that I felt like a child molestor playing it, just waiting for children to come around.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:12 am

GOnissanTOM wrote:
Kirby?

Dude, Kirby rocks. Easily one of my favorite videogame characters and definitely some of the best classic platformers ever. I'm still impatiently waiting for Kirby's Dreamland 3 to hit the Wii VC. In the meantime, this port of Superstar will do nicely.

Marenta wrote:Awww.. *hugs MoD*

I'm sure Kirby will be there tomorrow.

Post by **Encryptshun** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:13 am

Kirby?

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:15 am

Kirby

EDIT:I forgot to mention that Kirby also has awesome music.

I still play Kirby's Adventure on my NES often:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...nture/

Post by **Encryptshun** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:18 am

Both suck.

EDIT: This was solely for pun effect. I have not played any of the Kirby games, but they do look like fun and are highly recommended.

I have owned a Kirby vacuum cleaner and I can state that yes, they do suck. But in the exact way they are supposed to. As in "like a $20 truckstop hooker".

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