I LEARNED'D something today!

[drksolest]

You guys are both weak. My liver is so hard that I piss out diamonds after drinking.

Well you come along too... it'll be war

[Dattebayo]

Actually, the secret is I had a dump pipe installed in my stomach

[Murdered_T]

i had 2 extra livers installed just so i could drink more.

comeon man look at the size of the beer bong in my sig...

[drksolest]

[Dattebayo]

I swear its just like that. Everywhere I go, beer. BEER! It even follows me home! I'm gonna get a restraining order tomorrow.

[drksolest]

I swear its just like that. Everywhere I go, beer. BEER! It even follows me home! I'm gonna get a restraining order tomorrow.

for me it's like the comforting feeling of knowing you r being followed...

[Dattebayo]

for me it's like the comforting feeling of knowing you r being followed...

Well now, you're just my kind of co-dependent psychopath.

[drksolest]

Well now, you're just my kind of co-dependent psychopath.

[Murdered_T]

for me it's like the comforting feeling of knowing you r being followed...

thats because I AM actually following you. then I wait till you leave and run around your apartment with your dirty underware on my head screaming "SERENITY NOW"

[drksolest]

thats because I AM actually following you. then I wait till you leave and run around your apartment with your dirty underware on my head screaming "SERENITY NOW"

I knew i was missing a few pairs

[Murdered_T]

hmmm I thought I put all them back, I can't have the cops finding dirty panties in my car WITH a trunk full of dead hookers. that is just TOO incriminating my friend.

[drksolest]

hahhahahah see ya guys

lates

[BigMACKenzie]

oh noes! I took a sick day to do get some stuff done around the house and I missed teh drinking challenge! I will officially put it out: You drink like kindergardners and i will rule you all with an iron Liver. We will drink car bombs, them whiskey, then bourbon, then the rum and vodka, and when I look out at the sea of passed out liquored up bodies, I will light up, and fall off my barstool almost directly after, But I will still be king!

[Dattebayo]

We will drink car bombs, them whiskey, then bourbon, then the rum and vodka, and when I look out at the sea of passed out liquored up bodies, I will light up, and fall off my barstool almost directly after, But I will still be king!

I usually turn evil by that point. I mean kick my best friends *** bloody while chanting satanic verses kind evil. The crazy tanks up in me cause I'm Irish, I guess

[Murdered_T]

i used to be a angry drunk, but then after I started fighting in the cage, my attitude during normal crap got better.

on a sidenote I learned'd something just now. I realized that the Welcome to NICO need answers thread has only about 4336 views, and has been up for about 2 years. And drillcat, which has been about a month, has twice that.

now I know why we have lazy retards here.

[Dattebayo]

i used to be a angry drunk, but then after I started fighting in the cage, my attitude during normal crap got better.

lol! It's not me, its my evil twin. I swear, he doesn't even answer to the same name as me.

[drksolest]

I usually turn evil by that point. I mean kick my best friends *** bloody while chanting satanic verses kind evil. The crazy tanks up in me cause I'm Irish, I guess

ya, i'd be blacked out (still moving like a zombie) by then n' sometimes with the wrong crowd i'd be evil by then too. my biggest thing is let me sleep where i fall. If someone tries to pick me up (being nice to put me on a couch or bed) i've been known to just start throwing punches. doubt they hurt cause i'm drunk, swinging at air, and punch like a girl but still.

[Dattebayo]

my biggest thing is let me sleep where i fall. If someone tries to pick me up (being nice to put me on a couch or bed) i've been known to just start throwing punches. doubt they hurt cause i'm drunk, swinging at air, and punch like a girl but still.

You know, if you pass out with your shoes on, its game on What did they say about Mexicans with sharpies? Its the Irish you need to worry about with this one

[drksolest]

You know, if you pass out with your shoes on, its game on What did they say about Mexicans with sharpies? Its the Irish you need to worry about with this one

mexicans with sharpies?

vat?

[numbnuts240]

[BigMACKenzie]

bwahahahaha! we get a LOT of that in wheaton. I am usually a happy drunk but there is a think line between rowdy and belligerent when i am supertanked.

[numbnuts240]

we have a red hair epidemic going on around here. idk what it's all about.

i'm always a happy and hyper drunk. just don't let me be around any of my exes. i will wake up next to them the next morning, and that's never a good thing.

[Dittoz7]

Well That All Depends...

PIIHB!

But If It Comes Out Brown... Fail!

[Murdered_T]

yea I did that this weekend, she flew all the way in from Virginia, and I hit it, I hit it good.

[numbnuts240]

well the problem is, if i were sober, i would know better than to hook up with them all over again. but when i'm drunk, the alcohol decides that cave exploration should be number one on the evening's agenda, so it goes and puts me in front of the ex because we all know she will offer the least amount of resistance to a night of boot knocking. of course this is all after a lot of drunken smooth talking lol.

sooo, haow hab oo bin? aye bin misst yooo lots. wants to touch da heiny.

[Murdered_T]

[drksolest]

+1

[Dittoz7]

Cave Exploration You Say...

Well Remember Caves Are Dark,Cold, And Wet.Protection Is Crucial...

[numbnuts240]

whenever i go out drinking, i always bring my rain coat, you just never know.

[drksolest]

as long as you're safe it's always a good thing