I LEARNED'D something today!

[krimsonviper]

LOL You're writing "objective" on your resume?

That screams kiddie jobs. You need to make your objective stated in the cover letter. And don't ID it specifically as our "objective". HAHA

well so far i havent had any REAL professional jobs, just retail and manual labor. now i want to apply for this AT&T job as a field service member and i would really like to get it so i dont wanna screw this up

any advice? its installation

*edit*stupid question...should i just post up my resume? of course i'll edit out my personal info

[Dattebayo]

You should arrange your resume in a technical style, listing your abilities and training in several categories in sort of an unordered list followed up by your schooling (if any above H.S.) and then your references.

But I honestly fail to see what labor or retail has to do with a tech job, so I hope your references are really good.

[krimsonviper]

well it says OTJT and i figured if they know im able to do the labor and have solid experience in customer service/sales, i'd have something at least

[Encryptshun]

I really hoped this was going to be a rickroll.

zer...ntion

[Dattebayo]

OTJT!!!

[krimsonviper]

otjt=on the job training

[xckid]

hahahaha wow where did that come from? hahaha

its back on the 2nd page i think..dad got a new job paying more they want to get me a new more reliable car

[Dattebayo]

i figured if they know im able to do the labor and have solid experience in customer service/sales, i'd have something at least

OK. There's really not much labor in installation, save maybe climbing a ladder and stuff, but my point is yeah, its something, but it's a little outside of your past field experience and it's up to you to make your resume as relevant to the job as possible.

It's better to have a small resume with relevant experience on it rather than a larger one with unrelated job skills on it. Every job you apply to should have it's own custom-tailored resume.

[drksolest]

[Dattebayo]

^That looks like a toilet seat you can find in the dark.

[xckid]

[Encryptshun]

it's up to you to make your resume as relevant to the job as possible.

It's better to have a small resume with relevant experience on it rather than a larger one with unrelated job skills on it. Every job you apply to should have it's own custom-tailored resume.

You should build your resume for the job, so you can keep it short and impactful. It's more work, but it shows the employer that you actually put some thought into "selling yourself" into the role.

What awesome advice, Datt!

[xckid]

i sell my self

but no one buys

[Dattebayo]

But then again, glow-in-the-dark toilet seats do have a disadvantage... unless you recently swallowed a glow stick

[Encryptshun]

LOL I have the perfect brand-name for a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat:

"Hindsight"

[Dattebayo]

LOL put a picture of a deer with glowing green eyes as the mascot.

[krimsonviper]

thats awesome

[Encryptshun]

LOL put a picture of a deer with glowing green eyes as the mascot.

LOL

Except Ian would think it was a target and p*ss all over the back of his commode.

[Dattebayo]

Except Ian would think it was a target and p*ss all over the back of his commode.

Its too bad they can't make it like basketball, hit the backboard! I'm sure we all had the slam dunk once in a while... Then again, the idea of a rebound makes me feel a little weird about it.

[krimsonviper]

oh and thanks datt and encryptshun

[Encryptshun]

oh and thanks datt and encryptshun

You're welcome, but I don't really think you needed us to tell you how to piss on a toilet...

[krimsonviper]

i actually want you guys to hold it for me. it takes 3

[drksolest]

i actually want you guys to hold it for me. it takes 3

so how UUUUUU DOIN? hahahahaahha

[xckid]

hahah

[Encryptshun]

Official NICO Post Whore is also a size queen, apparently.

LOL filter works FOR the construct program!

[krimsonviper]

so how UUUUUU DOIN? hahahahaahha

no so good, i havent been using it lately and it might fall off....care to help?

[drksolest]

bwahahahahhahaha

[krimsonviper]

wow i just got done watching a little news, galveston tx is having a hard time. thats sucks

in other news, i will fedex gasoline to texas members for 30 bucks over shipping and product

[Dattebayo]

**** the IRS. That is all

[drksolest]

wow this has been dead today