I LEARNED'D something today!

[Murdered_T]

In all seriousness though, the last time I got some, last saturday, I never finished, and I have been too busy to finish myself, I NEED to go on a hunt tonight at all the local bars, tonight may turn out to be very expensive for me.

[numbnuts240]

No.

Official NICO Post Whore = post-whoring

Tom = posting whores

note the subtle differences

in that case...tom, as you were. anywho, i'm blowing this pop stand. off to deposit my weekly compensation for actually getting out of bed every morning. then to spend that on beer . catch you all on the flip side. bart, i'll let you know what i come up with after researching some travel options. aloha people.

[numbnuts240]

I NEED to go on a hunt tonight at all the local bars, tonight may turn out to be very expensive for me.

don't you worry buddy, once you're on this side of the dust bowl, you got yourself a wingman for many a poonani hunt .

[Encryptshun]

If you're gonna pick up a girl at a bar, let her know UP FRONT that you are just interested in getting laid. That will save you a ton of money. 99% of women know at first site if they'll sleep with a guy, so getting them drunk doesn't really improve your chances all that much. Plus, if she's a ho, she's just after the money anyway, so might as well pay for her extra services than her extra cosmos.

Also go straight for the war-pigs. They are desperate and already flying wing-man for their hottie girlfriends. So getting them off the board might even earn you some free drinks from the dudes who are trying to score with the cute blonde Ms. Piggy was sitting next to.

And fat chicks will be less apt to keep calling you, since they are used to rejection and can deal with it better.

Good luck, and may the force be with you!

[Murdered_T]

dude, i wrote the book on that sh1t.

[Encryptshun]

At age 25, I call shens, Tom.

Wrote it? No.

Adapted it into comic-book form? Maybe.

[Murdered_T]

Pictures are easier for me.

[Encryptshun]

Pictures are easier for me.

Me too! In fact, my copy of the Kama Sutra is a pop-up book.

btw -- avoid the scratch-n-sniff version.

[Murdered_T]

depends on which snatch im scratching.

[drksolest]

omg you guys r killing me today! hahahaha

[Murdered_T]

ill stab you to death with my peni5

[Encryptshun]

depends on which snatch im scratching.

Hahaha

Snatch - n - Stiff

[drksolest]

ill stab you to death with my peni5

sig'd

[Encryptshun]

ill stab you to death with my peni5

I still prefer Maroon5 to Tom's peni5

[Murdered_T]

I still prefer to see all of Maroon5 peni5e5 to Tom's peni5

[IanS]

Wow, you guys sure are having fun.

[drksolest]

everyone seems to be talking about tom's pen15 today!

[Murdered_T]

and thats allotta talk! badabing!

[drksolest]

lates peps

[IanS]

My fingers hurt.

[Murdered_T]

lATER Official NICO Post Whore,

Ian, keep em putta your but.

[Murdered_T]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Type in X tina without the space!!!!

Official NICO Post Whore Official NICO Post Whore

[IanS]

Official NICO Post Whore

[Encryptshun]

It seems to be retroactive to some posts but not to others.

Any way you slice it, tina's gonna have some fun readin' tomorrow!

[IanS]

Hahahahahahaha

Thats awesome, congrats X tina, youve been recognized.

Ian, keep em putta your but.

Psh, it wasn't my butt they were in.

[xckid]

...uhh lol little late to say laters lol i passed out early . so im saying later cuz i got work in a bit

ill see pretty sure ian later on nico peace

[numbnuts240]

i'm so glad i decided to log back on. some real funny going on in here. tom, if you really want to intercept the fatty 2 fatties so that i can get the hot chick, you can be my new bff.

so i was driving home and happened to look down, and what do i see? a teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ing car spider chilling on my fallopian probe . after a little spaz out and a flick, i had to get my truck off the rumble strip before i caused an accident. i caught it climbing back up the seat a little after, i gave it a good smashing

[Murdered_T]

ill take the fatties don't worry. I hate spiders btw

[numbnuts240]

ill take the fatties don't worry. I hate spiders btw

i really wouldn't let you go home with a fatty. that's just against the homie code. and yes spiders ftmfl. by the by, any idea who pulled the "Official NICO Post Whore" thing?

[veebee]

i ****ing love those "i see what you did there" pictures