I LEARNED'D something today!

[Ar878]

well hello learned'd friends, did you guys have a good weekend?

i partied with friends i haven't seen in a while, and now have to write up a report for class that's due tomorrow!

[nissangirl74]

hey everybody

[krimsonviper]

well hello learned'd friends, did you guys have a good weekend?

i partied with friends i haven't seen in a while, and now have to write up a report for class that's due tomorrow!

OWNED!

I'm gonna take a nap before work.

[hachiroku781]

i just tried to put on some orajel on my tooth, and i completely missed the tooth, now my cheek and right lip are numb. it just became impossible to smoke.

[jaxcoupe]

hey i just used orajel too! but i numbed the entire upper right side of my mouth on purpose because it is weak and it doesn't last long enough. the pain comes back in 15 minutes.

[Beancooker]

Anyone watching the NBA all star game? It's halftime now with John Legend and some other guy. Half the performance/song is in Spanish, ugh...

Can't wait to miss the squeaky shoe back and forth...

Watching Taken... Saw it last night, and wanted to see it again.



What do you want done with it? I can do whatever you like, as long as it doesn't involve Tito and his vee-jay-jay...

[Dattebayo]

I'm going to bed, catch y'all in the morning!

I bet I could drink you under the table. Hell, I'd drink you under the continent.

[MellowZ32]

I had a lovely weekend!

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Can't wait to miss the squeaky shoe back and forth...

Watching Taken... Saw it last night, and wanted to see it again.



What do you want done with it? I can do whatever you like, as long as it doesn't involve Tito and his vee-jay-jay...

What the hell did that have to with my post? I'm assuming you were meant to quote someone else?

[hachiroku781]

hey i just used orajel too! but i numbed the entire upper right side of my mouth on purpose because it is weak and it doesn't last long enough. the pain comes back in 15 minutes.

Yeah it really sucks. Lol i used extra strength on it, and my lip got so numb, i mean I was actually drooling. Still how did i manage to miss the whole tooth.

[MellowZ32]

so what's new?

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I have to wait till March to get the sil40 painted. The dude is in the middle of moving his shop.

[Otto.]

Ello Learned'd crew.

[Beancooker]

Anyone watching the NBA all star game?

Can't wait to miss the squeaky shoe back and forth...

What the hell did that have to with my post? I'm assuming you were meant to quote someone else?

No, You just missed the first line that I wrote.

[krimsonviper]

One is the loneliest number that you ever knew...

[MinisterofDOOM]

I have that on CD in the Q.

[krimsonviper]

I don't think that CD ever leaves your CD changer.

[krimsonviper]

hey i just used orajel too! but i numbed the entire upper right side of my mouth on purpose because it is weak and it doesn't last long enough. the pain comes back in 15 minutes.

Is this the first time in Gen. Chat? My name is John. Nice to meet you. I'm taking you out to dinner in S.F. this Friday.

[krimsonviper]

Hey MoD, where you taking Bank Girl?

[MinisterofDOOM]

quick, what's the best really loud noise I can make that I can easily pass of as not having been made intentionally by me? My coworker is snoring amazingly loud. He's snorewhistling, actually, with intermittent "I just swallowed several balloons" noises in there, too. I'm tempted to just give his chair a solid kick and see how he reacts to waking up in a moving chair or at least several feet from his desk. OOH, there's an idea. Slowly, carefully, quietly move his chair, with him in it, into the closet. I wonder if I can manage it?

I don't think that CD ever leaves your CD changer.

It's a good disc. It's got One, Joy to the World, Mama Told Me Not to Come, and Old Fashioned Love Song. The rest is pretty much crap but those 4 rock. But yeah, "Ones" lyrics are kind of contrary to my belief. One is the least murder-inspiring number, I'd say.

Hey MoD, where you taking Bank Girl?

A really good local Mexican restaurant. One of my favorite places to eat. They make superb chili verde.

[krimsonviper]

You should tape his eyes shut. LoL, hopefully he's a heavy sleeper. Better yet, if he's away from his desk, do the broken LCD display trick. He would shxt his pants.

Nice man. What's chili verde? I usually stick to burritos and enchiladas.

I could really go for an enchilada right now. Thanks MoD. :rollseyes

*edit*If he's far enough away from his desk, is what I meant. Not, "away from his desk."

[MinisterofDOOM]

Broken LCD display trick?

And "what's chili verde"?!?!??!?!??!



The name means "green chili". It's a soupy chili best made with chicken. Extremely spicy when made correctly. You eat it with tortillas. It does not have beans, and anyone who makes it with beans is a blasphemer going straight to the speedo room in Hell.

Easily one of the best foods ever invented.

[krimsonviper]

That looks...delicious!

What you do is look for a picture of a broken LCD display. A life like one, then turn it into his screen saver. Disconnect the keyboard and mouse, then call it a day. Make sure his screen doesn't go black, or you will be foiled.

Here's a pic you might be able to use. Make sure the white edges aren't onscreen or again you will be foiled. Test out the wallpaper on your comp before you do this.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Holy crap, he just let out a MASSIVE painful foghorn snore. I'm genuinely worried that if I have to take a call, the person on the other end will be able to hear him snoring. I'm sure I won't be able to hear the person on the phone over the snoring.

Next time he gets up to take a leak I'm going to set a broken LCD image as his screensaver and turn off power saving so it won't go black.

[krimsonviper]

LOL OWNED!

I dare you to put a cookie in his mouth and take a picture, then develop it, then post in in the lounge room fridge.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Too bad I don't have my camera.

I DO have 6 colors of marker...

[krimsonviper]

Camera phone?

It'd be hilarious if you colored his eyelids.

[krimsonviper]

Next time he gets up to take a leak I'm going to set a broken LCD image as his screensaver and turn off power saving so it won't go black.

YES! MO' FUGGIN' YES!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Camera phone?

Not worth using. I just have a first-gen RAZR with VGA camera.

[krimsonviper]

Not worth using. I just have a first-gen RAZR with VGA camera.

Get with the times man!