snwbrdr435 wrote:Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML From Fmylife.com
Owned
One night, my ex got really ripped at the bar, worse than usual. He gets up in the middle of the night to go pee and he was so out of it, he peed in my dresser drawer, thinking it was the toilet.
Words can not express the evil thoughts that ran through my mind the next morning when I found that mess!