I LEARNED'D something today!

[Murdered_T]

pass that shyte nigga.

obama style yo.

on a side note im gonna go test drive a REAL H1 today. They have gotten pretty cheap these last couple months.

[MinisterofDOOM]

What year? Engine?

[numbnuts240]

there's one parked in the condo lot right next to my bank. big and yellow. i never realized that they had h1 decals on them before.

on a darker note, one of the girls here just told me that depending on how this quarter goes, there may or may not be lay-offs. i just got really nervous when she said that. she will go before me, but i'm not too high up on the totem pole yet to feel entirely safe time to cut out unnecessary spending.

[Murdered_T]

1997 6.5 turbo desiel. black on tan, tire inflatior system, monsoon stero, 63,xxx miles and guess what, only $34,500

[MinisterofDOOM]

Nice. If you'd said it was a Vortec 5700 powered one I would have laughed. Those things are probably the slowest production cars ever.

[numbnuts240]

who buys a hummer for speed?

[MinisterofDOOM]

No one. But we're talking "It's scary to drive on the highway" slow and "0-60 in 15 seconds" slow. Not just slow, uselessly impractically slow.

[numbnuts240]

lol, i can't find the clip, but that just reminded me of "speed 3: glacier of doom" from family guy

[Murdered_T]

hahaha I don't think i would even look at the 5700, not only slow, but uses an incred amount of gas to get there.

they also have one there that runs on propane, desiel, bio-desiel, and used veg oil, but they want 73,xxx something for it.

[numbnuts240]

i need a bike that runs on urine, i could drink myself into an endless supply of fuel

[MinisterofDOOM]

And probably an endless supply of walls, too!

[numbnuts240]

And probably an endless supply of walls, too!

you lost me on that one...

[Mr1der]

fiery walls!

I overslept and called out blaming it on the weather.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I wish I could get away with that.

you lost me on that one...

I just assumed that drinking + bike = crashing into walls.

[numbnuts240]

I overslept and called out blaming it on the weather.

i thought about that, but i got that oh so informative talk by coming in, so i guess it was in my favor.

[numbnuts240]

I just assumed that drinking + bike = crashing into walls.

i could just drink lots of water when i plan in riding. or coffee, both make want to put out forest fires with my d!ck.

[Mr1der]

just put a funnel on a 55 gallon drum ya retard.

[Murdered_T]

hey genius, how you gonna piss in the tank, you would have to stand on the bike, now that would be a sight. trying to stand on the pike and piss in the little hole.

[numbnuts240]

just put a funnel on a 55 gallon drum ya retard.

that's all fine and dandy when i'm home, but what if i'm low on fuel and on the road?

hey genius, how you gonna piss in the tank, you would have to stand on the bike, now that would be a sight. trying to stand on the pike and piss in the little hole.

now, now, i'm sure we've all seen the original "american pie" saddle bag style reserve tanks would work well too, but the humping of the tank would be much more comical, especially on the side of the highway lol.

[snwbrdr435]

hey genius, how you gonna piss in the tank, you would have to stand on the bike, now that would be a sight. trying to stand on the pike and piss in the little hole.

Doesn't tito have to squat to pee???

[Mr1der]

hey genius, how you gonna piss in the tank, you would have to stand on the bike, now that would be a sight. trying to stand on the pike and piss in the little hole.

eh...I'm 6'4"...a lot of the tanks are about d!ck level with me.

I wouldn't ever touch one of Tito's funnels though. '

you could use a catheter on a long trip.

[Mr1der]

what weight class are you shooting for Tom?

[Murdered_T]

i was talking to tito.

i wouldn't touch that funnel either

[numbnuts240]

Doesn't tito have to squat to pee???

only when i'm aiming for your mouth.

my funnels are clean, well, after they brush their teeth they are

[Mr1der]

I'd probably pay good money to watch him fall over with a bike while his d!ck is stuck in the tank.

by good money...maybe enough for a box of small bandaids

[Murdered_T]

im trying for light heavyweight, they are pretty slow, and for some reason i dunno but I am a really really fast 180lbser

[Murdered_T]

I'd probably pay good money to watch him fall over with a bike while his d!ck is stuck in the tank.

by good money...maybe enough for a box of small bandaids

[Mr1der]

how long have you been training?

I'd like to start as well, finding the cash for gym fees right now is an issue however.

[Murdered_T]

2 years, I am lucky, i don't have to pay at this one, I am helping teach.

[numbnuts240]

I'd probably pay good money to watch him fall over with a bike while his d!ck is stuck in the tank.

by good money...maybe enough for a box of small bandaids

only if i can have a copy of the footage. i need something to review to perfect my technique.

tom, i'm not saying that you're like the rest of the people i've encountered, mainly because you seem to be taking it more serious than they are, but i really hope your training and mindset gets you somewhere in the mma world. i've met so many, for lack of better terms, bandwagoners that "discover" mma and think it's the nee's knees. then they go on and on about how they're training to go pro blah, blah, blah...two years later, they're still working dead-end jobs getting fat and lazy.