MellowS13 wrote:fap?
LOL! I'm in the lobby, you dingbat! I could put on a show I suppose. I'll throw the complimentary bagels at the guests and slather myself in cream cheese. BTW, I'm probably gonna need a place to stay if the police don't come after that...
xekushnr wrote:Psh, you werent going to exercise anyway.
You should go knocking on peoples doors and ask them for ridiculous ****. See if someone has an extra table saw blade or something. Or ask for a strange combination of items, like a grain of salt, a rubber band and a shiny penny. Dont take a dull penny.
Yeah I am gonna exercise. They have a full weight machine and a rack of dumbells all the way up to 50 lbs!
As for the other stuff, maybe if I get drunk. These airmen might not appreciate being woken after getting back from Iraq or wherever. I only have one life, you know...