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drksolest wrote:hai guiz!
*comes running up the hallway* TIIIINNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *tackles* HAIIII!!!


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AppleBonker wrote:
No, how many people aren't?
*collective crowd "ahh's*

I get it now.....

But seriously, can we pee on Nala's QX4?

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Razi wrote: :fistpumping:
Sup ****s!
:inoutgay:
King Ranzo wrote:Hay there sexy pants. What's shakin'?
My patient quota for my x-ray license! :fistpumping:
2 down, 2 to go!

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AppleBonker wrote:

No, how many people aren't?
Ok so I'm gonna send you a bottle of my pee. I want you to had it to Nala, but before that, write the words NOS y0 on the side of it and tell him to pour it directly into his engine. Tell him it's a 500 shot of nitrous but it will last until his next oil change.

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drksolest wrote:hai guiz!
Oh em gee. There's a gerbil in my pants. No, wait, it's Official NICO Post Whore's presense!

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AppleBonker wrote:Are you asking to see my jizz rag?

No, how many people aren't?
Maybe.

And <-This guy/estes hombre. I'm not going! :squint:

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ADDirishboy wrote:TINAZ!
hey everyjuan! ya i've been crazy at work lately, so i log on but i'm not really on.... sux. how's everyone doin? I hear mark has his girl he had been waiting for..... whuz up with everyone else?

edit: um, i can only quote,,.... juan person at a time? wtf..... rrrrrrrrrrrrr i am SO not used to this s*** yet

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krimsonviper wrote: My patient quota for my x-ray license! :fistpumping:
2 down, 2 to go!
Nice. Congrats.
ADDirishboy wrote: *collective crowd "ahh's*

I get it now.....

But seriously, can we pee on Nala's QX4?
I'm completely serious about sending you guys my pee. Put it in is gas tank. I don't know if he'll be stupid eno- ok never mind go with the NOS idea. :gapteeth:

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Not much new here Tina. I'm gonna go ahead and wrap myself around your legs for a couple of hours, if that's ok with joo?

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Pour water on his car.
Watch him frantically wash it off and apply instant detailer.

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I'm gonna poo in his engine bay, somewhere he can't instantly see it. So that when his engine heats up, it burns my poo.

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:spitout: :spitout: :spitout:

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Razi wrote:Pour water on his car.
Watch him frantically wash it off and apply instant detailer.
:bowrofl:

YES. DO IT. PLEASE. AND VIDEO TAPE IT.
ADDirishboy wrote:I'm gonna poo in his engine bay, somewhere he can't instantly see it. So that when his engine heats up, it burns my poo.
:bowrofl:

God you guys are great.

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You guys should decorate his car like he wanted to do to that poor girl's car.
See how he feels.

His reaction should be hilarious.

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Razi wrote:Pour water on his car.
Watch him frantically wash it off and apply instant detailer.
I lol'd.

Almost everyone is here tonight.

IT"S A PARTAYYY! :fistpumping:

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drksolest wrote:how's everyone doin?
Busy busy busy! School, work, masterbate, sleep, repeat. Not much room for anything else towards the end of my school. I'm getting sick though. It blows.

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omg, glad i havn't mizzed much

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Razi wrote:You guys should decorate his car like he wanted to do to that poor girl's car.
See how he feels.

His reaction should be hilarious.

Lol. I bet it would be.

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drksolest wrote:omg, glad i havn't mizzed much
But your sexy a** has been missed much! When are we gonna produce babies? :naughty:

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y0 :fistpumping:

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krimsonviper wrote: But your sexy a** has been missed much! When are we gonna produce babies? :naughty:
x2

Cept...not the babies part. I'm too young for that.

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danshaz82 wrote:y0 :fistpumping:
You're new avatar is :lolling:

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haha i have a shirt that says that. cheap sex is a band haha

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krimsonviper wrote: But your sexy a** has been missed much! When are we gonna produce babies? :naughty:
bwahahaha we have (luke's son) a 12 yr old... i'm not in a rush to make any myself...

well, off to bed, i gotta work tomorrow. i miss uz and can't wait till things slow down again to 'really' chat with you'z guise!

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ADDirishboy wrote:But seriously, can we pee on Nala's QX4?
I don't mess with people's cars. Man code. Obviously you wouldn't understand.

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Baiiiii Tinnnaaa. :wavey:

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Ooooof. That hurt!

I have peed on cars when drunk before. Not my smartest idea, but it was a Civic that was owned by some douche frat boys, so I didn't feel that bad.

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ADDirishboy wrote:I have peed on cars when drunk before. Not my smartest idea, but it was a Civic that was owned by some douche frat boys, so I didn't feel that bad.
I had a Civic in college, and it was regularly parked at my fraternity (you don't call your country a **** do you?).

Scrotum! I can't use the word c-u-n-t?
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I'm doing better, Brando. Thanks for asking. Luz you *snugs*


I'm soooo excited. And honestly Tyler, I can't wait to scissor.

I luz you all.

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drksolest wrote:bwahahaha we have (luke's son) a 12 yr old... i'm not in a rush to make any myself...

well, off to bed, i gotta work tomorrow. i miss uz and can't wait till things slow down again to 'really' chat with you'z guise!
Sweet dreams! :wavey:


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