I LEARNED'D something today!

[krimsonviper]

Quad post!

[PEZi]

KV... how the hell do you not know how to clean a filter?!?!?!?! its simple as sheeeeaaaat

[AppleBonker]

Nope! Almost!

Whoa, I haven't been hanging out in learned'd for very long, but I definitely didn't know you were married and expecting. Don't you feel young for that?

Edit: but I still feel better about not knowing this than the people who had no idea who our Mexican members were...

[krimsonviper]

KV... how the hell do you not know how to clean a filter?!?!?!?! its simple as sheeeeaaaat

I've never done anything like it before. I don't wanna screw it up by experimenting because it's not my car.

[PEZi]

I've never done anything like it before. I don't wanna screw it up by experimenting because it's not my car.

ah hell i dunno... i guess after doing it 100+ times i find the process annoying....

[krimsonviper]

Dub post!

[krimsonviper]

Whoa, I haven't been hanging out in learned'd for very long, but I definitely didn't know you were married and expecting. Don't you feel young for that?

Whoa! Don't get ahead of yourself now! :pface

It was with a girl I was messing around with before. No rubbers and in the heat of the moment produced a fetus. I don't wanna get into it really. I was almost a dad.

[AppleBonker]

My bad.

<--- Is confused as sh*t tonight, apparently.

I always wear a rubber. I don't care how much birth control the chick is on. Last this world needs is a little Bonk running around...

[AppleBonker]

But I did manage to look like a pretty big moron on that, which is cool.

[krimsonviper]

But I did manage to look like a pretty big moron on that, which is cool.

How did you manage that?

[ADDirishboy]

My bad.

<--- Is confused as sh*t tonight, apparently.

I always wear a rubber. I don't care how much birth control the chick is on. Last this world needs is a little Bonk running around...

I'm with ya there man. I always use a rubber. Yes, it doesn't feel as good. But I don't need a child.

[cellardoorv]

We still luz you young Learned'd Adam

[PEZi]

I always wear a rubber. I don't care how much birth control the chick is on. Last this world needs is a little Bonk running around...

i don't... will NEVER wear one again.... i just play things careful..... and if in doubt PIIHB

[krimsonviper]

I'm gonna buy a new filter on my way home from school tomorrow. Haha, my only performance mod I'll be doing for a LONG time.

[AppleBonker]

Haha, I was referring to the previous part of the post about my incorrect assumption. Generally nothing moronic about wearing a rubber and railin' chicks. If I'm acting like a moron during that procedure, it's generally because I think it's a play that'll work on that slore.

[PEZi]

I'm gonna buy a new filter on my way home from school tomorrow. Haha, my only performance mod I'll be doing for a LONG time.

buy an AMSOIL one

[AppleBonker]

I'm with ya there man. I always use a rubber. Yes, it doesn't feel as good. But I don't need a child.

Doesn't feel as good, but that makes it last longer. I figure I get about 10% more time in the act, bringing the total to about 28 seconds.

Seriously though, when it comes down to it I'm pretty sure the Bonk child would basically be a spawn of Satan. That, and I can't mentally or financially support myself right now, let alone a little guy.

Ant you're right. The dumper is the safer bet, but sometimes the chick actually wants to enjoy it too.

[krimsonviper]

Haha, I was referring to the previous part of the post about my incorrect assumption. Generally nothing moronic about wearing a rubber and railin' chicks. If I'm acting like a moron during that procedure, it's generally because I think it's a play that'll work on that slore.

Dude you're not a moron. You didn't know and I haven't told the story to anyone on here, so it's cool.

buy an AMSOIL one

Link me!

[AppleBonker]

We still luz you young Learned'd Adam

Well, duh. I are awesome.

[PEZi]

Link me!

i'll see if they make one for your car in a few... gonna eat dinner... brb

[cellardoorv]

Ant you're right. The dumper is the safer bet, but sometimes the chick actually wants to enjoy it too.

Who says they don't?

[ADDirishboy]

I'm not worried about how long I last. I can keep on going just fine. I just get annoyed having to wear one though. If my girl was on BC, I wouldn't wear one. But BC makes her never want sex, so she goes without it.

[AppleBonker]

Who says they don't?

I can't imagine getting pleasure out of having a rod jammed in my a**. Now, if you want to argue to get pleasure out of the dude enjoying it I'll accept it. But that's a completely different type of pleasure. Similarly, I enjoy munching box, but 10 times out of 10 I'm not blowing my load doing it.

[AppleBonker]

If my girl

See, this changes things too. I also worry about what kind of creepy crawlies the random skank might have living in her cooter. I don't want them bugs crawling in my pee hole.

[Otto.]

I'm watching Zombieland!

Pretty good so far.

[krimsonviper]

Who says they don't?

Not all do, that's for sure!

[krimsonviper]

I'm watching Zombieland!

Pretty good so far.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE! You're gonna crack up so hard when you find out why!

Also, I'm gonna be buying a new CD, I think you'll like the band. Peter, Bjorn, & John!

[ADDirishboy]

See, this changes things too. I also worry about what kind of creepy crawlies the random skank might have living in her cooter. I don't want them bugs crawling in my pee hole.

Truth. That changes things drastically.

As for chicks liking anal, I know a few actually. Completely different kind of pleasure I guess.

[AppleBonker]

Not all do, that's for sure!

Seriously. Sometimes it's just too much work to get access. There's a limit to how much time I'll spend pleading my case.

[cellardoorv]

I can't imagine getting pleasure out of having a rod jammed in my a**. Now, if you want to argue to get pleasure out of the dude enjoying it I'll accept it. But that's a completely different type of pleasure. Similarly, I enjoy munching box, but 10 times out of 10 I'm not blowing my load doing it.

There are a TON of nerve endings in the rectum. Ever took a poop that just felt good? Its the same concept. Granted, size of said tool is a factor, but generally, after it accomodates, it feels pretty amazing.