I LEARNED'D something today!

[Beancooker]

Hey f***.

[numbnuts240]

Delivers your beer and shoots things whilst playing music. It would pretty much eliminate my need for a woman. Now, if only I can create a sexbot...

attach a fleshlight to the beerobot. forward, reverse, forward, reverse, etc.

sup noah.

[Otto.]

Bye KV, Razi.

[AppleBonker]

Holy smokes. I lolled so hard. The caption read "We're not kidding. Please stop"

[numbnuts240]

how did they know....

[AppleBonker]

That dude is hung too. That's like 12-14" with the girth of my forearm. Sporting wood would likely make you pass out from blood loss.

[numbnuts240]

only light headed. i've only passed out once, but i attribute that to being dehydrated.

[AppleBonker]

only light headed. i've only passed out once, but i attribute that to being dehydrated.

Damnit dude. I just laughed harder at ^ that than I did the image...

[numbnuts240]

Hi Tito,
I regret to inform you that we are currently out of stock of the belt buckle you requested. I am going to credit you for the difference or if you'd like to choose something else I could substitute it, just let me know.

-David

[AppleBonker]

Hi Tito,
I regret to inform you that we are currently out of stock of the belt buckle you requested. I am going to credit you for the difference or if you'd like to choose something else I could substitute it, just let me know.

-David

That sucks. You got the "drunk" buckle, right? I hope they're not out of the "f*ck off" variety.

[numbnuts240]

me too, since that's my back-up plan. if they're out of that one too, i'm taking the credit. there's nothing else offered on that site that i'm interested in.

[numbnuts240]

i expect me to be this drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwB-oKwk5U

and with that, i'm out. catch you guys tomorrow.

[AppleBonker]

Later Tito!

[Otto.]

Bye, Tito.

[MinisterofDOOM]

So...maintenance guys just knocked on my door (apartment) to say there's a leak that's dripping into the apartment below me from my utility room. I had maintenance replace a line on the water heater last weekend, but slightly closer invesigation revealed that my water heater is actually leaking from the BOTTOM. Maintenance is installing a new water heater now. One of the few perks of renting: I don't have to deal with that crap.

[King Ranzo]

Hurro guise.

[MellowZ32]

oh, noes! my tita is gone!
hi Gir!

[ADDirishboy]

So...maintenance guys just knocked on my door (apartment) to say there's a leak that's dripping into the apartment below me from my utility room. I had maintenance replace a line on the water heater last weekend, but slightly closer invesigation revealed that my water heater is actually leaking from the BOTTOM. Maintenance is installing a new water heater now. One of the few perks of renting: I don't have to deal with that crap.

That is, literally, the ONLY good thing about renting. When something breaks, I don't have to fix s***. Just make a phone call and let someone else take care of it.

[King Ranzo]

Sup Jay?

Also, tits.

[MellowZ32]

Watching Smoking Aces 2

and tits is right.

[AppleBonker]

That is, literally, the ONLY good thing about renting. When something breaks, I don't have to fix s***. Just make a phone call and let someone else take care of it.

When it's something small I generally take care of it though. I don't want some random dude going through my apartment when I'm not there.

Now, for bigger items, have at it. I've got renters insurance...

[PEZi]

school is gay

[MellowZ32]

school is gay

you're ghey!

you gheys like?

[King Ranzo]

YES PLEASE

[RobPaulson]

yar that lex is sex

[PEZi]

too bad your ain't that sexy jay

[AppleBonker]

[danshaz82]

whats up gays?

[MellowZ32]

too bad your ain't that sexy jay

explosive diarrhea FTL

[AppleBonker]

explosive diarrhea FTL

Que?