I LEARNED'D something today!

[AppleBonker]

just remember to bang her one last time before you dump her.

Precisely this. Anything else is failure on your part.

[G_whizz]

k thats not even cool...i had to suddenly shut down my comp. from my office.thank god nobody saw it

That's why the topic header of this thread contains NWS

[numbnuts240]

I don't think she would change even if you tell her to her face!

problem is, i already had this conversation with her once before, in person while our faces were not even a foot apart (we were in bed). i didn't even make nice and plow the vaj that night, we talked, i turned over and went to sleep.

just remember to bang her one last time before you dump her.

Precisely this. Anything else is failure on your part.

what kind of amateur do you guys take me for? i'm going to have to endure the week though, idk if i can make it...

[Xdisaster240sX]

do this.

[MellowZ32]

i didn't even make nice and plow the vaj that night, we talked, i turned over and went to sleep.

ghey!

[AppleBonker]

what kind of amateur do you guys take me for?

Guess I just figured you had more experience with wang than poon.

do this.

Every time I see that thing I laugh. It never gets old.

[numbnuts240]

how do you think i got myself into this predicament in the first place? every time i wag my penor in front of a broad, they get all crazy.

[MellowZ32]

LOL!

[Xdisaster240sX]

well...then I dont know how to help you. With that said...

[Bmore-coupe]

how do you think i got myself into this predicament in the first place? every time i wag my penor in front of a broad, they get all crazy.

I dont feel like back reading......what happened now Tito?

[AppleBonker]

I dont feel like back reading......what happened now Tito?

Same issue as last week. His girl is smothering him a bit.

[MellowZ32]

READ!!!

[Bmore-coupe]

READ!!!

FUUUUUUU!

Same issue as last week. His girl is smothering him a bit.

Thank you Adam

[93coupe]

Smothering is ok so long as it is with the a** cheeks.

[Otto.]

k thats not even cool...i had to suddenly shut down my comp. from my office.thank god nobody saw it

Same thing happened to me... and Firefox oh so helpfully restored my session afterwords. >.>

I want to kill Soup right about now.

[MellowZ32]

[AppleBonker]

Smothering is ok so long as it is with the a** cheeks.

Or if she's smothering my dong with her mouth.

[93coupe]

Or if she is smothering my toes in honey mustard.

[Xdisaster240sX]

[93coupe]

Don't act like you wouldn't like it. Honey mustard goes on errythang.

[AppleBonker]

Or if she is smothering my toes in honey mustard.

ranch > honey mustard

[snwbrdr435]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-KFA1U8iOw

[RobPaulson]

ranch > honey mustard

[RobPaulson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-KFA1U8iOw

holy crap that b**** is phukn crazy hahahahaha

way to embrace the stereotype dumbass. "you're making me act like this by continuing the conversation" . . . rrrriiiiggghhhhttttt. I LOOOVVEEEE how some people think they dont have control over their own actions when they consider it a reaction to other people.

Sorry, your reaction to criticism is not the same as an innate unconscious reflex, your just a b****.

I smiled when the cops put her to the ground.

[93coupe]

You people and your white sauces.

Hot sauce > BBQ > honey mustard > everything else

[Bmore-coupe]

You people and your white sauces.

Hot sauce > BBQ > honey mustard > everything else

What do you mean "you people"?

[Xdisaster240sX]

chipotle> Everything else

[AppleBonker]

You people and your white sauces.

Hot sauce > BBQ > honey mustard > everything else

You, sir, are inhuman. Although, buffalo sauce + ranch = orgasm.

[RobPaulson]

What do you mean "you people"?

hes pretending hes black again?

[Xdisaster240sX]

I remember when I was in school, People mixed Ketchup and mayonnaise