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Your a bastard! I wanna fap right now. The hot chick that sits across from me just bent over and I saw some really nice a**. Mmmmm


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WIN. Bye er'body, until tomorrow.

My eyes are happy now.

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ADDirishboy wrote:The hot chick that sits across from me just bent over and I saw some really nice a**. Mmmmm
no ninja pic? gtfo

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so...

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so i'm having a pretty s***ty day. i normally don't drink on mondays but dammit it's tempting

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snwbrdr435 wrote:
What is she gasping at?


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her gaze is on the thigh, not the vaj...

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k thats not even cool...i had to suddenly shut down my comp. from my office.thank god nobody saw it

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so I woke up today and noticed that my dog humping my left arm

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I'm soooooo bored...work is dead'd....i'm falling asleep...hungey.

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^

Look...a Dog.

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I learned'd today (again) That you should not fap after you thing your wife left for work. She may have forgot her phone in the room you were doing this in.

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and then he started humping pillow!

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ESL?

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JLAUDIO85 wrote:k thats not even cool...i had to suddenly shut down my comp. from my office.thank god nobody saw it
Don't be lookin' at learned'd at work. Those pictures appear from time to time. If you're monitor can be viewed by other people while you're sitting there, I'm surprised you can get away with browsing nico at all. The site is so graphic rich there's no way it could pass as a legit work website.

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Xdisaster240sX wrote:I learned'd today (again) That you should not fap after you thing your wife left for work. She may have forgot her phone in the room you were doing this in.
that happened to me once when i was visiting from college once. except it was my mom and i was still in my bedroom. p0rn was pretty loud though
MellowS13 wrote:and then he started humping pillow!
i lol at you.

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JLAUDIO85 wrote:k thats not even cool...i had to suddenly shut down my comp. from my office.thank god nobody saw it
What picture are you talking about?

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i'm going to guess the one with that one chick gawking at that other chick's crotch area.

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HE NEEDS TO GET LAID!

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you should help him out with that.

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i can has laid?

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numbnuts240 wrote:i'm going to guess the one with that one chick gawking at that other chick's crotch area.
That was bad geesh someones new around here

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yeah. I need to find a mate for him.how is everyone doing today?
Modified by MellowS13 at 11:21 AM 3/29/2010

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numbnuts240 wrote:i can has laid?
so did you let her go?

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MellowS13 wrote:so did you let her go?
i'm trying to give her a fighting chance, dropping subtle hints about how what she's doing is killing it, but it's not looking like it's working. i just might have to do it.

and one of these broads just sprayed something that might smell good to them, but it f***ing reeks and it's making my eyes water

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light them on fire.

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numbnuts240 wrote:
i'm trying to give her a fighting chance, dropping subtle hints about how what she's doing is killing it, but it's not looking like it's working. i just might have to do it.
I know the feeling buddy!yeah. I don't think she would change even if you tell her to her face!
numbnuts240 wrote:and one of these broads just sprayed something that might smell good to them, but it f***ing reeks and it's making my eyes water
I really hate it when they do that! I always make it painfully obvious that their stink makes me sick

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just remember to bang her one last time before you dump her.

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This will make your girl understand.



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