How Often Do You Poop?

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I'm a Veggie... have always been... never have eaten any kind of meat whatsoever... so for the past 25 years had nothing but a vegitarian diet... I am as healthy as you can get.

Yes, I am skinny, but that's due to my high motabolism... I have regular check-ups and rarely get sick.. not even the flu. I'm not deficient in any protiens/Irons or anything like that.

it depends on what you eat... but anyways...

it doesn't matter what you eat as long as it balanced with all the protien/viatmins and crap..


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I don't want this to turn into another anti-vegetarian thread. It's a lifestyle choice and noone is forcing you do to anything.

I generally don't worry about the lack of protein, zinc, iron, etc because I eat enough beans, tofu, veggies, nuts etc in my daily diet. I also take a supplement daily.

And if you think that's leg humping, you need better sarcasm detectors. :p

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vicki wrote:I don't want this to turn into another anti-vegetarian thread. It's a lifestyle choice and noone is forcing you do to anything.

I generally don't worry about the lack of protein, zinc, iron, etc because I eat enough beans, tofu, veggies, nuts etc in my daily diet. I also take a supplement daily.

And if you think that's leg humping, you need better sarcasm detectors. :p
My sarcasm detectors are fully operational, I was just kidding around.

I never once said being a vegitarian is wrong, it's just that some vegitarians seem to do it for the sake of doing it rather than it being just who they are. If you can understand what I'm saying.

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no more veggie talk, they miss out on bomb a$$ meat. i do it once a day, usually in the morning. and if im on a trip with my gf or something then i cant for some reason. but mine always takes like 60 seconds max, every time, i am blessed

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Every morning, fairly regularly. On a few days in the month, later in the evening too, particularly if I have had some spicy food or was a bit more constipated in the morning.

As an aside: when I had my gall bladder removed a year ago (due to gall sludge ... not unlike what happens inside engines!), there was a 10-15% probability that I would have diahrrea-like conditions for the rest of my life! Eeuw!

But I was fortunate to be in the 85-90% group!

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szhosain wrote:diahrrea-like conditions for the rest of my life! Eeuw!
Oh good lord, that would be so incredibly miserable.

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I poop about two to three times a day and I am not a vegaterian. Not sure how anyone can do their business only a few times a week. I would be full of crap then. Agreed, the people that can't take a dump outside of their own toilet. I typically wait till I get home.bud

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I take the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 3x daily.

I'm in better shape now than I was at 18.

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Its funny... I do keep track...

Here are my days... Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun, Tues, Thur, Sat. (Every other day)

After lunch... about 1pm pst. (give or take)

If you must know I'm on my off day right now.

It will mess up sometimes if I get bad food or somthing ells... Thats how I can tell if something is wrong with me.

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What made you want to be a vegitarian if you don't mind me asking. I don't really care what anyone eats, as long as they eat enough to keep em healthy.

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Better for me and the environment. Plus, I'm an animal lover and visits to the barn make me not want to eat meat.

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Sorry, forgot my stats! About once every other day, sometimes once a day.

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Oh and a REALLY bad experience with chicken over the summer. I haven't eaten red meat in like 3 yrs or so.... it was basically just chicken and seafood for me. So once I got d!ck over by chicken, I was like um yeah, no thanks.

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vicki wrote:Oh and a REALLY bad experience with chicken over the summer. I haven't eaten red meat in like 3 yrs or so.... it was basically just chicken and seafood for me. So once I got d!ck over by chicken, I was like um yeah, no thanks.
What'd the chicken do? Give you a bad coupon?

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gabossie wrote:What'd the chicken do? Give you a bad coupon?
HAHAHAHAA. Greggie poo, you're just too funny.

No but I threw up like mad an entire night. Good times. Wish you were there to hold my hair back.

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vicki wrote:I'm an animal lover and visits to the barn make me not want to eat meat.
I go out to the barn to either slaughter a pig or skin a chicken. Have you ever chopped the head off of a chicken while it's walking around. It's funny. They run around all over the place for about ~10~30 seconds. Then they fall over. Emmmm. I love chicken.

I have a love hate relationsip with apple juice. That stuff is so good. But, about 4~6 hours after drinking it, I get the squirts. That really sucks when that happens.

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PoorManQ45 wrote:I go out to the barn to either slaughter a pig or skin a chicken. Have you ever chopped the head off of a chicken while it's walking around. It's funny. They run around all over the place for about ~10~30 seconds. Then they fall over. Emmmm. I love chicken.
There are alot of people who are not going to find this funny, including our admins. You may seriously want to consider editing before you offend to many people.

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I pinch a loaf generally about twice a day, and I'm not a vegetarian. I actually hardly ever eat anything due to time constraints, so I dunno how the hell it's possible...

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I just pooped...

Second time today, which is about the usual for me. But a few nights ago my mom made burritos with spoiled cheese (she didn't realize until AFTER we ate) and boy did I have the runs! I felt like sh*t... (pun intended)

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I hit it up about once a day.

It can sometimes be twice a day, or once every other day.

I eat a terrible diet (except dinner cause my mommy makes healthy shtuff)

Every time I go it takes like 5 - 10 mins:- 10 seconds to a minute of preparation (finding the sweet spot on the seat)- 30 seconds to a minute of gettin it out- 3 - 6 mins reading a magazine- And wiping varries a lot; 10 seconds to 3 min depending on the dammage.


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I usually go about 2-3 times a week depending on how busy I am. If I am busy I do it less, but if I have free time I might go once or twice a day. Over the summer I went every morning first thing when I got to work. I love getting paid to take a crap

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couple times a week people? damn what is wrong with you?I have been dubbed "the ****tingest man in the world" by several close friends, and my fiancee is in constant awe of my ability to continually produce fecal waste. I normally take around 4 ****s a day. Always at least 3. Sometimes more. There are exceptions, every once in a while I'll have a two crap day, but thats rare. I also like spicy food and eat hot sauce on everything I eat. but even on a day when I don't eat any hot sauce, and get lots of fiber, that **** is still coming at least a deuce.

Also, yes I have killed chickens before. I was raised in WV...I don't think that what the member who said that about killing chickens and eating them was distasteful. If you can't accept that fact that meat comes from dead animals, you are 1) a *****, and 2) an idiot.No judgment on those who chose not to eat meat, but for those who refuse to accept meats origins, the above applies.

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I don't have a problem with where meat comes from and I wasn't really offended. It was more a matter that he said that just to bother the people that would be offended by it (mainly the veggies). After the last vegitarian thread we had, I figured it probably wouldn't go over very well.

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It appears that I am in the minority on this one.I would say that I 'drop the kids off at the pool' every 3 days or so. It really isn't very much - I do have a good excuse for it though. I take a regular regimine of pain killers (methadone) and they can cause constipation. It is better now than it was. When I was in the hospital I was ****ting like once every 5-6 days. Oh my god that was so ****ing horrible. My stomach and intestines hurt and I just had a sickeninly full feeling all the time. I swear the worst part about that accident was taking craps. It took me like an hour per. literally ****ting a brick, it was so ****in solid!uhg. hurray for regularity!

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gabossie wrote:Oh good lord, that would be so incredibly miserable.
Yup! I was lucky enough to escape that condition. Just wait till all you "yung'uns" are my age! Please start taking care of your bodies NOW!

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Damn - I would die if I couldn't bust a dump but a few times a week...

3 a day is supposed to = teh good.

p.s. I get paid to "do my bidness" as well.

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I dunno about you guys but I love taking dumps. It just feels good to release that crap. Literally. Oh, and I get excited when I get a clean wiping one.

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vicki wrote:I dunno about you guys but I love taking dumps. It just feels good to release that crap. Literally. Oh, and I get excited when I get a clean wiping one.
Its a physiological effect to stimulate you to go (and to want to go). Sorta like the uncomfortable full feeling once youve eaten to much.

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AZhitman wrote:p.s. I get paid to "do my bidness" as well.
Hell yeah I love takin' a dump at work. Nothing like getting paid to poop.Although, I must be the weird one here, I only unload like every 3 days. Maybe I'm just really efficient. Getting the most out of what I eat.

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Vicki - There's a physiological reason for it that is closely connected to a certain other pleasureable feeling... But i won't go into an explanation, NICOmom might kick my arse.

'Scuse me, gotta go "download a file".


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