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Nameless EJ6 »
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Wed May 04, 2005 1:13 am
Well said Jonathan. Is that your name? Jonathan?
That's an awesome name.
In fact, my step fathers name is Jon.
Actually, also in fact, I do enjoy race bread myself! I carry a loaf in my trunk for those rare occasions. You know.. when you're kicking it in the parking lot of your local starbucks and some guy wants to have a showdown of sandwich proportions. I bust out the Race Bread. Wins every time.
And now, I have a story to tell. Because this thread has become so inspiring, I will set forth my beautiful hiperbole of sarcastic bullsh!t.
This one time, I was checking out my race bread and some guy pulls up in his 240 claiming to have an SR. You know, Sourdough Rye. That is the ultra hybrid bread, as we've all know. It is in NO WAY PLAYED OUT. It really didn't faze me, because the Race Bread is known to pull it's own weight. Race Bread speaks for itself. It's the Donkey Kong of Nismo. Nismo is the manufacturer of our breads, but we all know that? Right?
So anywhoo. I proceeded to whip out my loaf. The guy immediately put his SR back into his bag and went home. I knew the outcome before we even started actually. But ya know, I like to flaunt my RB. Aint nothin' better.
I set an example to onlookers that day. From that day forward, all of the witnesses have decided on RB's as their choice. But little did they know, the SR had enough flavor for them already. They were all blinded by the glory of my ONE loaf of RB.
I hope I've made a point in there. And I hope this thread goes to hell in a handbasket.