Fartty

[numbnuts240]

5 whole pages of lulz

[Dittoz7]

I swear, if I ever see a fat person fall down the stairs, busting a$$ all the way down, I might just die.

Damit Greg!

I'm In Class!

[leesredgt]

5 whole pages of lulz

Yeah!!! My a$$ wiping thread! Im gonna bump it for s***z and giggles.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Get you some psyllium husk tablets and eat 6-8 of those a day.... Good for the digestive system, and keeps the rankness factor to a minimum.

NOTE: DO NOT plan on being anyplace "social" the first 2-3 days you start on those... You'll drop the biggest deuce you've ever offloaded.

I'm talkin' triple-flush tankbusters.

Is this the same stuff that cleans your digestive systems of all the impurities and chemicals and is supposed to make you lose like 15 lbs...?

[AZhitman]

I think it's the main ingredient in all of those... which makes me wonder why people pay tons and tons of money for them.

[S133P3R]

just leave a couple of these open on your desk.

or you can go the hippy method... but then people will really hate you.

[initial_jc]

next question is do you like your own brand?

i do

[Mr1der]

huh?

as in the smell of your own farts?

I'm sorry, I'm not a hybrid owner.

[lino]

There are tiny air fresheners that are just like the full size aerosol cans sold at the grocery store and can easily fit in any pocket and are quite effective.

[initial_jc]

My farts are stinky again, but i think that greasy a** pizza i ate has something to do with it

[Dattebayo]

Eat moar vegetables

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Since this was bumped I figured I'd post this to help everyone pass time and get a laugh at the same time.

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

[Bubba1]

Since this was bumped I figured I'd post this to help everyone pass time and get a laugh at the same time.

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

Funny stuff, Warlord. Definitely a gas.

intialjc, you never told us what happened with your co-worker. Did she survive working with your foul stench?

[initial_jc]

She did, I just always had to goto the bathroom.

It sucked because it looked like I looked like I had a a real bad pooping problem

[Red coupe]

I try not to fart around girls. Actually just about everyday I have tyo hold a biga$$ fart in school. Theres this kinda hot girl that talks to me sometimes and it makes me wanna fart.

Accidental farts are embarassing but can be funny. Or the kind of farts that you think is ganna be small, but its really colossal and diabolical.

When's the last time you pooped your pants?

This is still this guys only post on nico.

[S13_love]

Theres this kinda hot girl that talks to me sometimes and it makes me wanna fart.

Member for 7 months and only 1 post so far.

[Speedy7_7]

my buddy's girlfriend can queef on command.

[sentrastace]

small scented candle at your desk?

or if flames arent allowed, one of those oil bottles with the sticks that go in them and release fragrance?

[numbnuts240]

my buddy's girlfriend can queef on command.

[initial_jc]

dang that is dangerous

[Bubba1]

my buddy's girlfriend can queef on command.

There's a talent...

Hey initial jc, you've been quite the gentleman about it, but have you accidently let one loose in her presence? Just curious if she had a reaction to it if you did.

[initial_jc]

Not in the office, but in the bathroom when the boss came in and started spraying deordizer (sp?)

I have made my gf cry once

[numbnuts240]

I have made my gf cry once

but also

[initial_jc]

I was thinking this week since i walk to campus that i dont like walking behind the hynas because i imagine them farting in front of me.