Fartty

Post by **SEV6** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:32 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHA6IquDmOY

Post by **Bubba1** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:40 am

Classic. Here's another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

Post by **Bubba1** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:04 am

Bubba1 wrote:Classic. Here's another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

one more classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb97nlbJD0Q

Post by **Chaotic_Warlord** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:22 am

Bubba1 wrote:Classic. Here's another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

Quite possible THE FUNNIEST movie ever made. mel Brooks is a freakin' genius.

Post by **initial_jc** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:38 am

I'm totally proud of my farting, except when im at work.

however my old manager, used to be a painter and i guess all the chemicals really numbed her sense of smell, becuase i swear everytime i needed to fart i would look to fart around her, but she never complained about how nasty it smelled, she would only complain about how loud it was.

I have changed my diet so i hope that they dont smell as bad

Post by **initial_jc** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:39 am

AZ89two4Tsx wrote:Sometimes I feel like I need to use the "manpon" technique so it doesn't leak through.

do work son do work!!!

lmao

that was disturbing

Post by **initial_jc** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:02 pm

do you guys fart around girls?

Post by **Nali** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:10 pm

Let her rip and dont even worry about it.

When you walk just give your leg a good shake to get any residual stench out....make sure its right by the person you hate the most at work.

Also, if they actually hear one of your farts go dont be shy about.Me: brrrrtSuze: What was that?Me: i just fartedSuze: EwwwMe: *Puts on facemask, to cover up huge smile*

P.S ive got one of those Walmart facemask, i used it during the whole Swine Flu scare, but now i used it so i dont have to smell my own lethality.

Post by **sil80_chris** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:46 pm

initial_jc wrote:do you guys fart around girls?

I actually try my best not to. But if it comes out it's just natural ya know...

Post by **Chaotic_Warlord** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:01 pm

I love it when a girl farts and gets stupid embarrassed about it, especially when it's not only super loud but also super smelly.

Does anyone else laugh at the the whole queef subject, or am I just immature?

Post by **initial_jc** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:11 pm

get that queef stuff out of this thread

lol jk

i havent experienced that

Post by **bigjerm** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:21 pm

I try not to fart around girls. Actually just about everyday I have tyo hold a biga$$ fart in school. Theres this kinda hot girl that talks to me sometimes and it makes me wanna fart.

Accidental farts are embarassing but can be funny. Or the kind of farts that you think is ganna be small, but its really colossal and diabolical.

When's the last time you pooped your pants?

Post by **alms24sebring** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:23 pm

^that was my my post actually, wrong sceenname

Post by **leesredgt** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:24 pm

bigjerm wrote:
When's the last time you pooped your pants?

June 24th 1998.

Post by **initial_jc** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:31 pm

in junior high

thats what the school gets for taking away my pants

so i crapped in the loaners

lmao
Modified by initial_jc at 1:35 PM 9/15/2009

Post by **sldewyz** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:26 am

wow this thread made my day. reminds me of when i went to lunch today with my x...i let a nasty one get loose and didnt say anything just preceeded to roll the window down and waited for a comment. made for great laughs

Post by **cellardoorv** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:42 am

Men.

Post by **HashiriyaS14** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:47 am

I like to rip farts on the metro.

If you keep your headphones on, people won't (apparently) call you out on it even if it's pretty loud.

Post by **Chaotic_Warlord** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:54 am

I like to fart in elevators as I get off with a pack of people, that and stand next to the gf in the store, let an SBD go and gingerly wander off, especially when it's a busy store.

Post by **billabong093** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:33 am

Chaotic_Warlord wrote:I love it when a girl farts and gets stupid embarrassed about it, especially when it's not only super loud but also super smelly.

Does anyone else laugh at the the whole queef subject, or am I just immature?

Your sick as hell. Thats the grossest s*** i heard all day. I dont like either of those things you sicko.

Post by **Chaotic_Warlord** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:40 am

billabong093 wrote:Your sick as hell. Thats the grossest s*** i heard all day. I dont like either of those things you sicko.

No gross is when the dog farts and it clears out the house, dog farts are so bad even the dog that does it doesn't want to be in the room. I won't fart around new girlfriends, they have to fart first, then it's on like donkey kong.

Post by **billabong093** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:11 pm

I can agree about the dog farting thing, my dog takes care of business. But even if my girlfriend got nasty and farted i wouldn't do it too. I would prob laugh embarrassedly, but i'd be totally grossed out.

Post by **s0m3th1ngAZ** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:07 pm

Only times my girl farts is when she's sleeping. Sometimes I'll lie awake at night and be lulled to sleep by her silent pfffft pfft pfffffffffffft. Like she stores it up the entire day and finally her body says "Nope...it's GOTTA GO."

Post by **alms24sebring** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:47 pm

^ LOL! I was just ganna post that. Only when shes sleeping does she fart. It's wet flabbercheecks too. Makes me laugh.

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:46 pm

I'm dyin' in here....

Our dog drops a$$ so bad it'll clear a room.

Get you some psyllium husk tablets and eat 6-8 of those a day.... Good for the digestive system, and keeps the rankness factor to a minimum.

NOTE: DO NOT plan on being anyplace "social" the first 2-3 days you start on those... You'll drop the biggest deuce you've ever offloaded.

I'm talkin' triple-flush tankbusters.

....and to answer initial_jc: Three things are perpetually funny - Farts, fat people, and someone falling down.

I swear, if I ever see a fat person fall down the stairs, busting a$$ all the way down, I might just die.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:08 am

Chaotic_Warlord wrote:
No gross is when the dog farts and it clears out the house, dog farts are so bad even the dog that does it doesn't want to be in the room.

my dog is hilarious. he'll meander into the room, sit down, let one go, wait a second, then leave. a few seconds later, the smell will hit me and i'll be left there plugging my nose and shaking my head. sometimes he'll be sitting and fart loudly. it'll startle him to the point that he jumps a little and immediately swings his head around to look at his a** like he doesn't believe that he made that noise. i just tell him "dude, i'm just as surprised as you. how the f*** did you just do that? you don't even have a** cheeks."

Post by **Guappone240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:40 am

I can not believe this post has made it this far.

Post by **marlin29311** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:01 am

cellardoorv wrote:

Men.

Psh, you know you like to let them rip sometimes

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:01 am

Guappone240 wrote:I can not believe this post has made it this far.

you obviously haven't seen the thread about wiping your a**

Post by **initial_jc** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:53 am

OMG OMG OMG

GREG POSTED IN MY THREAD. I feel speshul

psyllium husk tablets sound super intense, but ill look into it

I saw the hangover yesterday, and I wanted Fat Jesus to fart any of the times he fell down in that movie

a** wipe 101 thread must be full of win

Fartty

Re: (Bubba1)

Re: (SEV6)

Re: (Bubba1)

Re: (Bubba1)

Re: (Chaotic_Warlord)

Re: (AZ89two4Tsx)

Re: (initial_jc)

Re: (initial_jc)

FN-QR

Re: FN-QR (Chaotic_Warlord)

Re: FN-QR (Chaotic_Warlord)

Re: FN-QR (bigjerm)

Re: FN-QR (bigjerm)

Re: FN-QR (leesredgt)

Re: FN-QR (initial_jc)

Re: FN-QR (sldewyz)

FN-QR

Re: FN-QR (Chaotic_Warlord)

Re: FN-QR (billabong093)

Re: FN-QR (Chaotic_Warlord)

Re: FN-QR (billabong093)

Re: FN-QR (ScorchedNX2K)

Re: FN-QR (Chaotic_Warlord)

Re: Fartty (initial_jc)

Re: FN-QR (cellardoorv)

Re: Fartty (Guappone240)

Re: Fartty (numbnuts240)

Nissan Forums

Infiniti Forums

Datsun Forums

Technical Forums

Classifieds / Marketplace

Nissan Motorsports

General Forums