Update time...
I decided to keep the heads I have now and get my valves cut, stem seals replaced, surface machined, and inspected for wear and stuff by a very reputable machine shop I found by word of mouth - for $170 per head. Doesn't sound too bad right?
Anyways, today I finally towed the car to a garage I will be borrowing for a few weeks to fix everything (a nice garage too

) and I had to remove the facsia just so we could get the thing on the dolly lol, but it makes things easier to work on anyways.
My brother and I got the timing covers off and counted teeth - it jumped one tooth - after checking and double and triple checking, I counted 58 (rather than 59) between the left side exhaust sprocket and the crank sprocket :/ it's what I expected though. We then started to remove the exhaust to get ready for transmission removal and I found something that is REALLY bothering me.
my left side exhaust is COATED with oil on the inside. This makes me nervous about the rings or the piston...how else could oil end up there? Unless it is dripping down from the bent exhaust valve(s)....I really hope that is a likely possibility. What does anyone else think this means? I ran the car for roughly 10 minutes to warm it up for a compression test after the breakdown occured. I also did a wet compression test where I poured probably 2 teaspoons of oil into a cylinder on this side of the engine. I thought valve stem seals keep that from happening. Could this be the cause though? Tell me somethin good haha
Also, I forgot to look before I left tonight, I am planning on pulling the engine out; do these come with places to sling the motor from the factory or do I have to buy the Ramey Z Engine Sling to get it out? I can't find a solid answer on this and I've been searching a good bit.
Thanks everybody, any advice is mooooore than welcome.
EDIT - I recounted later after I got the belt off (I marked it before removal) and the teeth were right on.