Cyber Sex

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LaureltheQueen
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Ever had it?

Was it better than just watching pr0n?

I just lost my cyber Cherry. It was hot.:cool:


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:eek: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

Dont be saying stuff like that. Make me fall outta my chair.

No I haven't. But, I am up for it if you are.:yesnod :naughty

Just kidding.

LaureltheQueen
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>:o

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I said just kidding...... I couldn't help it.

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what a lame *** thread omfg.

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HAHAHA i havent heard the term cyber cex since the 90's. wow

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When I saw the name of this thread, I just had to click it. Can't say that I've ever done it, so I guess i'm a cyber sex virgin. I still can't belive there's a thread about this.

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oh my, ur pen0s is s0 l33t!

====> look at my pen0s and put your cursor on it, yesh, jus li3k dat.

ur bewbi3z are W000t!

(.)(.) y thanks youz!!!! 00h, put j00 curs0r on dems. yeshh!!!

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werd

sil80

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i prefer the real thing.....-chet

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j92s wrote:oh my, ur pen0s is s0 l33t!

====> look at my pen0s and put your cursor on it, yesh, jus li3k dat.

ur bewbi3z are W000t!

(.)(.) y thanks youz!!!! 00h, put j00 curs0r on dems. yeshh!!!


OMFG, hilarious!!! :rotflmao

C a n t stop l a u g h i n g

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...speechless..... but if you feel like describing the encounter by all means be my guest laurel

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ehh.... Cyber is for 13 yr olds.... Laurel, if you want the real deal... call me... :naughty

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j92s wrote:oh my, ur pen0s is s0 l33t!

====> look at my pen0s and put your cursor on it, yesh, jus li3k dat.

ur bewbi3z are W000t!

(.)(.) y thanks youz!!!! 00h, put j00 curs0r on dems. yeshh!!!
l33t cyb3r s3x!?lmao!

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:drooling

Laurel, when are you coming back to Phoenix? :D

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arn't you married?

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i prefer the real thing, cyber sex is for those that cant get any

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Black240 wrote:ehh.... Cyber is for 13 yr olds.... Laurel, if you want the real deal... call me... :naughty
Aren't you married Anand?

Laurel is jailbait anyways..

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Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner... it smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm...wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erectlon.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hairspray, pictures frames, and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

Sweetheart: <logged off>

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LOL

I *HATE* when that happens!

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that is the most rediculous thing i have ever read in my life.

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haha this is the greatest thread ever, how old is laurel

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i've now lost respect for NICO

gibbo80
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just a question, trying to knwo members better

soilwork240sx
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hey they deleted my post!!! oh well. i think laurel is 17

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Oh yea, I love getting to "KNOW" girls too gibbo! I just had cyber sex last night. Unfortunatly I found out she was like 15 yrs old afterwards. I felt so dirty. But it was still fun in an arkansas kinda way....

gibbo80
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cool, i like seeing people around my age (18)

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i havent done that since i got a 3d girlfriend. And this one isnt even full of air!

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that is the funniest thing i have ever read online in my entire life

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This gotta be the most interesting thread i've read in awhile


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