Car Talk: Top Effeminate Cars

Post by **Jesda** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Got nothing against gay people... but this is kinda funny:http://cartalk.cars.com/About/....html

Any other picks for top gay cars?

-J.

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

I'm staying WAY the hell away from this one...

Post by **240_Keyy** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

lol, they are kinda right about the miata though, unless it is a turbo miata it is pretty gay...

Post by **Onizuka** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

miatas are killers on the track but definatly come off as a girly car, i wouldnt say gay though...

the #1 car is right on the spot :pface

Post by **Thee 240sx Owner** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

i agree

Post by **Jesda** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

The Miata could use a few more aggressive creases. But its a hoot to drive.

And chicks dig Jettas. They just dont care much for the men who drive them.

-J.

Post by **BadMojo** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Jesda wrote:And chicks dig Jettas. They just dont care much for the men who drive them. -J.

The men driving the Jettas and Miatas don't seem to mind what the ladies think...

Actually, one of my old neighbors drove a Miata. He was a French dude and seemed to do well with the ladies. Oddly, he was almost never able to parallel park his tiny little car, and just kind of stopped it and got out. He usually parked his car facing the wrong way too.

I guess the moral of my story is that he wasn't gay and couldn't parallel park for ****.

Post by **UncleBen** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

If any of you saw the Miata that lives up the street from me, the last thing that would come to mind is "gay". Clean silver w/ black top, 18 inch Imagines, coilovers (slammed to the ground. looks clean), BA system, and is in the process of getting a turbo. Even w/o the turbo, the car is awesome.

Post by **Eklectrick** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Saturns (any saturn) - gayOld volvo - Lesbian

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

The wrangler was off point. That car is pretty much across the board as red neck or wanna be red neck. Then again, thats how it is in the south.

Wait a min. I drive a 3 SERIES!!! but its black, woa...safe.

Post by **UncleBen** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Whats the number 1 gay car? I can't see it. I clicked that little sign thing also, and it doesnt load the pic.

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

jetta

Post by **UncleBen** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

I was gonna say Mini Cooper. Although I like the Cooper S

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Grrrr. I can't help it... How about the Lancer OZ? Mustang V-6? PT Cruiser? New Beetle? All Saturns?

:fruit

Post by **Tino** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Explain to me how a wrangler is "gay" !?

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

I'd prefer we use the word "effeminate" - Then the Wrangler (especially the newer ones with skinny tres) fits right in.

Post by **Infamous** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

240sx's were marketed mainly to women :hehe:

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

the new miny cooper is the gay, old ones not so much. And wranglers have became more effeminate, for that matter jeeps in general have (see Liberty).

Post by **90Q45blue** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Ok here it goes:

Jeep Wrangler - not only effeminate but the most preppy freakin car in the world. You Kansas people, especially those from Johnson County will know exactly what i'm talking about. These JoCo's drive around in their wranglers with the tops off as fast as they can with all their preppy little friends...all in turtlenecks to the closest Starbucks or Abercrombie store.

Mustang v-6 - you forgot to mention AUTOMATIC v-6. this is the one car that apparently everyone owns. It's an image car. It drives like poop, it's slow, it's not reliable but it's "cute". I can't stand all these guys even that drive these cars. Girls with daddy's money is one thing; guy that wants to look like badass but equals gay is another.

nick

Post by **MasterMan** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

dunno jeeps are pritty gay.. and a death trap.. i would never own one unless it is just for offroading (getting around on a farm or somthing)... jettas are sweet cars.. but only when a chick is driving it.. this girl i know has a 2002 or somthing, the turbo.. and i took it out one night with my friend (male) and i wasnt really thinking at the time... but when we stoped at 7-11 these guys gave us a durty look... LOL.. oh well im not gay so it dosnt matter.. now im gonna read the lesbian one...

Post by **big jon's 240** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

I think the beatle should have been number one. There is nothing more fruity than a guy rolling around in a beatle, even the turbo s beatle. :fruit Im suprised nobody has started cracking on civics.......

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Yeah, jetta's are a waste of a good engine. but its not even the gayest car from that car company, its definately the new beattle.

Question: Whats the gayest nissan (fairly recent) Im going mid 90's sentra.

Post by **Thee 240sx Owner** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

i think civic should have been one for being a transvestite(like i know how to spell that) (is that better big jon's 240)????

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

How did we neglect the VW Cabriolet? No self-respecting, red-blooded hetero male would be caught DEAD in the "ultimate sorority ride"!

p.s. Civics are off-limits - I used to roll a clean Civic.

Post by **Thee 240sx Owner** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

Hey i was just hating on em cuz he wanted me too... i didn't say all civics... just the ones that aren't clean... ya know the "Dirty" ones... lol

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

i had to check to make sure the caddy wasnt up there , then i realized , a american V8 is too much for them kinda people , nothing says testosterone like a caddy V8

Post by **Thee 240sx Owner** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

What bout seeing a bright Ford Focus... doesn't that tell you fruity....?? it would i seen a guy driving it... and what bout those old VW Vans...??? thats like a lil hippy fruity...

Post by **CaptainHenreh** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

I agree on the Jeep Wrangler.

Nothing says "Struggling with my sexuality" more than a guy in a Jeep.

CJ-7s are badass. 4 cyl (!!!) Wranglers are not. A wrangler screams "I'm manly! I've got a big tallywhacker! I drive a Wrangler! I promise!"

Full size K5 Blazer say "Me Grog. Me like play in mud and not shave for 3 days. Me like kill woodland animals for food. RAAR!"

Wrangler say: "Ugh! Like, you're totally getting your funk on my cardigan!"

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

CaptainHenreh wrote:Full size K5 Blazer say "Me Grog. Me like play in mud and not shave for 3 days. Me like kill woodland animals for food. RAAR!"

Hmmm. I wonder what my old-school, straight-axle, '90 GMC Suburban with headers, a 6" Rancho lift, and 35's on stock rims says?

Post by **nissanrose** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:42 pm

lol. there is nothing wrong witha guy driving a jeep. i love teh wranglers!!! i think its sexy. now the mini coopers are gay. i agree with that but i'm sorry i a guy in a truck orsomething like thatand i'm sold!!!!! but then again there is more to a guy tahn what he drives.oh i gto the hell sacred out of me last night. i was riding around with my friend terry and the dang drivers side front tire decides to splinterat about 40 or 45. the dang car jerked and theen i heard something slapping against the fender. we got out and he changed teh tire for me. my dad and i were just talking earlier yesterday about how bad the tire was and about teh bad vibration in teh steering wheel. but oh well i get all new tires in the morning.

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