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Amays U G37S
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Everyone is telling you exactly what you need to do Nala because we all made the same choice you are and it was a mistake.

Such as not finishing school, and not getting a degree. That piece of paper and learning experience is what any employer wants to see.

If you can't do college, you cannot even go to the academy to train to be a police officer. Its like the military.

Also, if you cannot figure out what to do, go in the military, Air Force is easy. It will help you become a man, and you will really have the chance to meet people and experience a good life with a wealthy pay.

Listen to these people, Nala. Don't make the same mistake.


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I think Nala might be a better fit with the French rather than the American Armed Forces. Both have a long famous tradition for failure. :chuckle:

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I don't see what's so bad about letting Nala be a cop. At least if he is:
1. He won't stop you for illegally tinted tails.
2. He'll side with you, when he's dispatched to prevent you from stalking your prey (a human female) any further.
3. When the neighbors report you for disturbing the peace with your party, just tell him you're a DJ in training.
4. Can't find a prom date? Officer Sett will stalk one out for you.

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dre1507 wrote:I don't see what's so bad about letting Nala be a cop. At least if he is:
1. He won't stop you for illegally tinted tails.
2. He'll side with you, when he's dispatched to prevent you from stalking your prey (a human female) any further.
3. When the neighbors report you for disturbing the peace with your party, just tell him you're a DJ in training.
4. Can't find a prom date? Officer Sett will stalk one out for you.
Ah, you picture Nala as the next Barney Fife?

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Even FIfe may be more competent.

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dre1507 wrote:Even FIfe may be more competent.
:chuckle: Hmmm. Ok, how about his becoming the next Proctor from Police Academy?

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Nala, Engineering is NOT the major to choose if you're just looking to get laid.
But come on, its not THAT hard. Especially considering your parents are paying for EVERYTHING. Sack the f*** up, be a man, quit your bitching, and get something done for once.

High school is when you were supposed to figure this crap out. You're already behind the 8 ball.


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