any police officers on here?

[ProudNissanFreak]

right now there is a pursuit on a ford mustang

Awesome dude! Keep us posted on EVERYTHING that happens, k?

[MellowZ32]

right now there is a pursuit on a ford mustang

[Bubba1]

right now there is a pursuit on a ford mustang

So, are you going to describe the next commercial for us too?

[Encryptshun]

im listening to the LAPD police scanner

and ive been watching ride along videos on youtube and reading police feedback. I will graduate university, but I am probably going to transfer to business

right now there is a pursuit on a ford mustang

I'm sorry, but how can this stuff NOT be a put-on?

[Bubba1]

You've read enough of his threads/posts to know its not a put-on.

[Encryptshun]

You've read enough of his threads/posts to know its not a put-on.

PM sent

[themadscientist]

I didn't bother to read the first post, I'll guess.

Yes, if she was too drunk to give consent for whatever you did, you are probably in trouble.

[Encryptshun]

I didn't bother to read the first post, I'll guess.

Yes, if she was too drunk to give consent for whatever you did, you are probably in trouble.

"Officer, the last thing I remember before passing out was this guy jumping on top of me screaming 'FEEL THE NALACAUST!'"

[downedzephyr]

I didn't bother to read the first post, I'll guess.

Yes, if she was too drunk to give consent for whatever you did, you are probably in trouble.

"Officer, the last thing I remember before passing out was this guy jumping on top of me screaming 'FEEL THE NALACAUST!'"

[Rev_D21]

Here's a good read for Nala.

http://www.amazon.com/I-Want-Be-Police- ... 208&sr=1-1
*Even has a chick on the cover so you can masturbate while you read it.

http://www.amazon.com/Day-Police-Statio ... 291&sr=1-1
*Might be challenging read because it doesn't have any drunk chicks on the cover.

http://www.amazon.com/Police-Cloud-Chri ... 338&sr=1-7
*Might just be where you want to start first.

[themadscientist]

I didn't bother to read the first post, I'll guess.

Yes, if she was too drunk to give consent for whatever you did, you are probably in trouble.

"Officer, the last thing I remember before passing out was this guy jumping on top of me screaming 'FEEL THE NALACAUST!'"

I may have just peed a little. We have all been witness to the birth of a new word in the American lexicon. Someday you will be able to tell your children you were there when "Nalacaust" was first uttered.

I look forward to the Megadeth song to come.

"possibly I've seen too much"
"Nala's dorm room, I know too much"

[ThatGuyRoger]

LMAO THE NALACAUST!!!

oh man that's too funny! But seriously if you're interested in law enforcement try actually talking to the school career center, they can point you in the right direction to what you may be interested in, such as police work, parole/probation officers, prison guards, school crossing guards, etc.

[snwbrdr435]

f*** chad paypal me money for a new keyboard

[Razi]

[sbird1]

Another trainwreck Nala thread... when will it all end!?

I don't know if I get more pleasure or pain from these threads. It's like masturbating with VD, I would think.

[Bubba1]

PM sent

You've got mail...

[Bubba1]

"Officer, the last thing I remember before passing out was this guy jumping on top of me screaming 'FEEL THE NALACAUST!'"

WIN

[naladude911]

i just cant decide what i want to do.

I want to pursue medicine, be a police officer, work for the government, be a commercial pilot (im really good at flight simulator), DJ (Im DJing at parties now, i improved a lot), teacher

[Jesda]

Yeah, your 20s is all about figuring this stuff out.

I was disappointed to find out after so many years that most lawyers are miserable and overworked.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

i just cant decide what i want to do.

I want to pursue medicine, be a police officer, work for the government, be a commercial pilot (im really good at flight simulator), DJ (Im DJing at parties now, i improved a lot), teacher

Medicine, and you complain about engineering?

Commercial pilot? Let me let you in on a little secret about flying heavies... flight skills are 10% of the job. You take off, pop onto an airway, and let George the autopilot have the plane. Also the job market for pilots is super-saturated right now, and pretty abusive. To top it all off: outside of the military, it'd cost a HUGE fortune to get the required commercial certs.

Oh, and you suck at DJing. How to I know? You don't get girls. Any DJ with an ounce of skill is knee-deep in poon.

[C-Kwik]

Medicine, and you complain about engineering?

Generally, the undergrad engineering coursework is supposed to be harder than undergrad med/bio. Its the med school stuff that supposedly makes studying medicine a more difficult topic. Albeit, if the micro bio course (Mostly Cellular and DNA level stuff) I took last quarter to finish my gen ed was any indication, Bio is still a tough major to get through. They also share a lot of pre-reqs as I shared a lot of classes with bio majors when I was at a community college.

[AZhitman]

i just cant decide what i want to do.

I want to .... work for the government....

Follow that dream, brother. Follow that dream.

[Bmore-coupe]

Stay in school, if you really think you're cut out for being an officer and want to do it, then do it after college. The degree will be useful whether you decide to go into that field or not. Some people love being a police officer, some don't. The pay isn't wonderful in most cases but it all depends on the area, it can be dangerous and some areas require you to constantly take physical tests to keep your qualifications. My father in law is a federal agent and was an officer for 10 years and he said he'd never do it again, mainly because of the physical tests, the hours, and the pay.

I didn't even read the rest of this thread yet, but this is the advice that you need to follow. GET YOUR DEGREE. This is the mistake that I made, I got a great job right after high school and didn't go to college. After almost 10 years with the company, I lost my job and now have nothing to fall back on. 2 years ago, I was used to living off a household income of around $150k, now at almost 30 I am waiting tables and trying to figure out my next move.

[themadscientist]

As a kind of government worker, I can attest that your brand of clueless fumbling inappropriate gropy dumasstically would serve you well in government service. I recommend FEMA; you would go far fast.

[Bubba1]

i just cant decide what i want to do.

I want to pursue medicine, be a police officer, work for the government, be a commercial pilot (im really good at flight simulator), DJ (Im DJing at parties now, i improved a lot), teacher

Nala, you need therapy more than anything else. why you feel compelled to tell us about your insecurities instead of a counselor OR YOUR PARENTS is beyond me. Your parents are currently paying for you to attend that college. The very least you should do is to discuss it with them. Whining about stuff like this on the internet why you keep looking like a fool.

Besides, deciding on a major for college is something one normally thinks about in high school. What the hell have you been doing for the last two years??? Oh yeah, you were masturbating, over-detailing your mom's SUV, and obsessing here about how to get a prom date or get laid without actually talking to girls.

It seems like you're constantly seeking shortcuts and manufacturing drama for yourself. There are no short cuts in college unless you're a gifted athlete in a mainstream sport. The problem is not the curriculum, it's you. You know full well that medical school requires even more schooling than Engineering. Time to grow up and figure it out for yourself. If you can't, then consult your parents or a career counselor.

To sum it up for you in a way you'll understand:

[ProudNissanFreak]

Isn't your dad a surgeon or something? You should be asking him about going into medicine.

[RobPaulson]

"Officer, the last thing I remember before passing out was this guy jumping on top of me screaming 'FEEL THE NALACAUST!'"

wow u win the internet with that one big guy. i def almost peed. coworkers now staring wondering what was so funny..

[PoorManQ45]

In assessing your strengths and qualifications against a list of known career paths, I think we have a winner:

Celibate? Check.

Martial arts? Check.

Dark complexion? Check.

Buddhist monk.

My work here is done.

Oh, do me! Do me!

*edit* I just realized how bad that sounds...

[Ajax]

This is why you do your general studies classes- get a feel for a bunch of subjects, and what you'd like to continue with.

If you're at all serious about being a police officer, go talk to a police officer in your area. You need people skills in the worst way, and this would help in two ways- get you away from the computer and force you to talk to people face to face; and provide plenty of information about what is involved being a police officer. You've already got starting questions in your first post.
Stop looking for attention online. Go be somebody.

[Razi]

Oh, do me! Do me!

*edit* I just realized how bad that sounds...

Annoying? Check
Thinks he's funny? Check
Argues with stumps? Check

Perfect reality TV contestant.