another notch in the belt.

[rjdmmfl1]

yo guys...no jok...i just own'd some ole' bitiach in a wheelchair...she like pulled up on me for real ..i wuz at a lite..and shez like at the corner waitin to roll across right...so shes like eyen' my s**T..right and im like nah yo...shes like ole and erything..but like yo..she starts like pullin des lill wheelies in her chair yo! like.. yo that things got like what...2 hand power...im thinking yeaa aight easy kill!...word..so then like she pulls her ebrake...and yanks a 360 on me! for real...yo i had to serve dis hag...she was beggin..so wez waitin fo the green..and dis wise cat pulls up wit his crusty old walker...and lines up!! can u belee dat? pssss yo man 2 birds wit one stone...straight up!light hit green and i peeled em yo...bridgestone dust all ova dem folks...word!look in the rearview and saw nutin but they home medical alert badges getin smaller and smaller!~,.....chalk up geriatrics on the list of alti coupe prey.....im hittin the playground seeing if i cant serve some kids on razors dey "you been roasted" papers...

$hit like this is unnecessary... and you're probably thinkin' to yourself, there's nothing wrong with this, its just all in fun.. you seem like the type of person that laughs at Jewish jokes and black jokes and $hit... this post is ridiculous, itaint funny, it aint cute, it aint witty, it just shows a glimpse into your true self

[GryStrm]

essh..ok ok...wow....take it easy rob! do i laugh at off color jokes...sure i do alot of people do heck people made a great living on it! george carlin, andrew dice clay, eddie murphy, chris rock to anem a few.....but im not a racist as people are taking this!!do you get mad when satires are done on mad tv?...or skits done on shows?seriously...i didnt know street racers had an ethinicty...and i am very sure they dont say"well my good chap..what do you say about a lovley juant through counrty side wot?"dont get offended bro...com on...ill make you a headlight!!

[GryStrm]

hahaha im alone in the office too! i have my crocs up on the desk!

hold my links hostage, and ill take your brother in laws car for a spin!

its not even wired up yet..he pulled it apart for the season...had to have a chute installed!...that thing dont spin...it flies!

[rjdmmfl1]

essh..ok ok...wow....take it easy rob! do i laugh at off color jokes...sure i do alot of people do heck people made a great living on it! george carlin, andrew dice clay, eddie murphy, chris rock to anem a few.....but im not a racist as people are taking this!!do you get mad when satires are done on mad tv?...or skits done on shows?seriously...i didnt know street racers had an ethinicty...and i am very sure they dont say"well my good chap..what do you say about a lovley juant through counrty side wot?"dont get offended bro...com on...ill make you a headlight!!

this isn't going to go in a positive direction, so I'll say this and be done with it... if that was supposed to be a depiction of street racers, then I doubt anyone gathered that.. it was much more a depiction of stereotypical Urban slang, and again, not funny... oh, and if you even attempted to make some of the jokes that chris rock did, you'd most likely get the $hit stomped out of you by any minorities in the vicinity, so why you think this post would be OK on this forum is beyond me...

[GryStrm]

...good glad your done with it then!...but why would i get beat up for liking or even talking about chris rock?....

[theoctopussi]

Hi, my name is The Octopussi, I love nissans, especially altimas, and I'm an adrenaline and speed junkie.

[racingtiger03]

Understandable. At that level though I would think every single HP you can find would be a welcome gift. Generally coated headers keep more heat out of the engine bay and keep it where it needs to be, maybe 1-3hp difference, but not negligable at that level of racing!.. if he doesnt race it no biggie, but I bet that thing does sound like a beast. 900hp sbc.. thats a happy cry lol. Most HP I've ever driven was my uncles 500HP BBC that was in a 68 camaro RS clone (except the engine of course) well that or my dads SBC in a 85 IROC that was pushing 500 as well, I just think the RS had more torque so it was faster. Thats how it felt comparing them straight up driving back to back though hahah

[GryStrm]

see that large pipe running through the fire wall? it goes to a custom built ice container...in the trunk....cooling the air...and the transmission fuild...and he races it alright..AT A TRACK ONLY....the car is trailered...its a 9 sec car at last check last season...a few mods he just made stippin down the nose to fiber and some other wieght loss items...might break the 9 barrier...he just installed a chute as well...him and my other bro were in a recent mustang monthly mag.. his car a lill more watered down...but still a 10 sec car..

[themadscientist]

Racing an altima, funny, copping a tough guy attitude about racing said Altima priceless.

[SHIFT_COUPE]

We can add this to the list of why I dislike street racing threads. You all just proved something to me. Words are exchanged, thoughts are expressed and no one can agree on anything. There are two sides to the fence on street racing. In the future, I'm not dealing with them again. Insta-lock

Go wash your A/C or something

[AZhitman]

I support the lock.

I'm gonna toss in a few words as the guy who has to respond to the subpoena when there's a court case involving one of you knuckleheads:

Say what you want on the boards. This is YOUR home, guys... But BE PREPARED to get flamed if you say something retarded.

Case in point, and I'm gonna pick on octopussi for a minute here:

Saying things like:

"I damn near FWD drift on onramps"

Ummm, no. That's called understeer. I've had a 2.5 A/C on a track, and the only thing bringing the tail out is some e-brake. Period. Nice try. "i calmed a lot since my good ol days"

You're 28, dude. You'd don't have "good ol' days.

"I am king around these parts."

King of what? Bullsh*tting? You have a 2.5 A/C. It's kinda slow. In fact, I rented one. Yep, it's a rental car.

"I know I can drive LOL i've smoked multiple cars through traffic

Just because you make a retarded choice to cut through traffic doesn't make you a "good driver".

Let's see how you do in HPDE. Oh, wait. You've never entered a sanctioned track event with REAL drivers. FAIL.

I made cars spin out, etc etc etc.."

Really? How? Tell me. Because you drive like a douche?

A GOOD driver is the one no one on the road remembers. You've been watching too much TV. "I caught up, cut his *** off nicely and swiftly"

And if I were him I'd have followed you and met you at your destination with more law enforcement than you see in an episode of COPS.

Do that to the wrong person (or someone who actually HAS some track experience), and you may find yourself in a hospital.

OK, example over. Octo can go back to e-racing and convincing himself that he's a "driver", but from now on, you guys can police yourselves in here.

Glad you're all here, and thanks for being part of the action!!!!