I didn't have the room or time to raise the car and remove the lower shroud, so I couldn't determine the source of the leak, but it doesn't allow running the car for more than a few minutes between top-offs. Is it really likely to find coolant in the oil via the dipstick? I didn't see any water on there. The engine runs rough, but not a complete miss. I looked in front and behind the radiator, and didn't see any obvious leaks there. I peeked at both knock sensors between the runners, and they didn't look melted from what I could see.I'm wondering if the car overheated because it was low on coolant, and then something burst as soon as the water pump shut down? Tom's wife reported a lot of steam coming from under the hood suddenly after pulling over, but none from the tailpipe. The shop that looked at it fired it up a couple hours after the overheat, and reported seeing clouds out of the tailpipe.
It will be possible to better diagnose other things once the cooling system is back online.
Tom, I haven't used them yet, but I would if needed:
http://www.blackstone-labs.com/ There's an online form to fill out. They'll send you an oil (urine) sample bottle for free, and you pay when you send it back with the oil in it. If I were to buy a $30k car, this is something I would do every 10-20k from the start, just to monitor the results over time.