I just had to share this....

[nissangirl74]

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Mariah, have you ever had any contact with a male naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, ' Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. 'He says 'Okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates.' He ask the next girl the same question.She says 'Well I once fondled and stroked one.' He says 'Okay dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gates.' All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there he asks, 'Tami, what seems to be the rush?' She says 'If I’m going to have to gargle that holy water I want to do it before Natalie sticks her *** in it!’








Modified by nissangirl74 at 11:14 PM 2/16/2009

[MellowZ32]

[numbnuts240]

[biggie]

Women have become much more pervy lately, only guys would normall tell such jokes, I like the trend.

[MellowZ32]

you should change the namesTami = TitoNatalie = faizan

[numbnuts240]

you should change the namesTami = TitoNatalie = faizan

bahaahahaha faizan takes it in teh pooper

[MellowZ32]

bahaahahaha faizan takes it in teh pooper

I think that is common knowledge! check the "wiki"

[nissangirl74]

Women have become much more pervy lately, only guys would normall tell such jokes, I like the trend.

This one isn't that perverted. I have some that I actually thought would be too bad to put on here, even in this crowd!! Enjoy!

[joe603]

nice!

[S13_love]

That....was....awesome!

[biggie]

This one isn't that perverted. I have some that I actually thought would be too bad to put on here, even in this crowd!! Enjoy!

Its like you are trying to help them, that's a big humanitarian effort around Gen Chat.

[EZcheese15]

This one isn't that perverted. I have some that I actually thought would be too bad to put on here, even in this crowd!! Enjoy!

Sweet....feel free to email them to me!

[Rev_D21]

Funny.

[ADDirishboy]

Sweet....feel free to email them to me!

Perverted jokes are teh bestest!

[nissangirl74]

~A man wins big at the blackjack table in Vegas. To celebrate, he decides to get a hooker for the night. He drives down the strip, pulls over, and this stunning redhead walks over to the car and asks, "Wanna good time?" He says yes and they head to the hooker's place. When they get in the bedroom, the hooker asks, "What do you want?" "I want a BJ. How much does that cost?" "$100". The guy flips out, "$100 for a BJ?" The hooker smiles sweetly and says, "Did you see the BMW in the driveway? I have that because I give the best BJ in town." The guy shrugs, hands over the $100 and sure enough, it was the best he had ever had. ~The next night, he wins big at the tables again. He picks up the same hooker again. When the hooker asks him what he wants that night, he says, "I want some a**." "That'll be $250." The guy flips out again at the price but the hooker smiles sweetly and says, "Look around this house. I can afford a nice place like this because i have the best a** in town." The guy pays the $ and sure enough, the hooker's a** was the best he had ever had. ~The last night of his vacation, he goes to see the hooker again. When the hooker asks what he wants that night, he says, "Tonight, i just want some p****, how much is that?" The hooker points out the window and says, "Do you see that shopping center over there?" The guy flips out and says, "Good God, do you own that too?" The hooker smiles sweetly and says, "No, but i would if I had a p****!"

[EZcheese15]

[raremotive]

This one isn't that perverted. I have some that I actually thought would be too bad to put on here, even in this crowd!! Enjoy!

Well, played.

well, shared.

Any is good, if from you.

[NSR_s30]

Funny stuff

[keith0486]

haha thats the best

[nissangirl74]

LOVE MAKING

The italian says, "When I've finished a makin a da love i go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies "Zat is nothing, when Ah've finished making ze love, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the f****** ceiling!"

[EZcheese15]

[Logan76]

LMAO you have to keep this going, LOL!

[nissangirl74]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE!"

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****** funeral would be my first guess!"

[kuhan]

NOICEEEE!!!!

Where can I find all these jokes??????

[93coupe]

Hahaha. All great but I LOL'd the hardest at the "LOve Making" story.

[nissangirl74]

NOICEEEE!!!!

Where can I find all these jokes??????

Most of them are passed to me through text and e-mail. I have such good friends!

[nissangirl74]

What do you do if your ex is limping around the back yard, covered in blood, and screaming?

Keep calm. Focus, relax, reload and shoot again.

[drksolest]

These r great!!!

[DrifterXRPS13]

funny yes, but i see what you guys did there.

[marlin29311]