THE OFF TOPIC THREAD

[FNAWSM]

yes i get why the thought bubbles are blank. I was just explaining why at first glance i believed it was a speech bubble rather than a blank thought bubble. I do get the fact that shes perceived as dumb so even her thoughts are blank, im still confused as to why the majority of the people that live in your state voted for her to be a heartbeat away from President?!

[a.blanco0905]

I do get the fact that shes perceived as dumb so even her thoughts are blank, im still confused as to why the majority of the people that live in your state voted for her to be a heartbeat away from President?!

Yay!!!! You decoded the Matrix!!! Dont mess wit' Texas it's the Law!!!

[a.blanco0905]

Oh geez, here I go again. I can't tell if that's good or bad?

Lol... in this instance sickening=gnarley=cool...

[The00Dustin]

so i made it home after a 14 hour work day in the freezing weather to see that you have all turned on me. Upon further review of the pic, i can see how that is a thought bubble, however I have never had a thought originate from my neck so at a quick glance it was mistaken for a speaking bubble given its poor placement. I am aware that thought bubbles have multiple bubbles like that and speech bubbles are one bubble with a point on them at the mouth. To make a long story short, my point is... your moms are wh0res and i hope all your engines start consuming lots of oil!........................just joking about the oil part though.

Don't make me sic my mother on you...

Wow, this is too funny neither you nor Dustin know why the bubbles are blank... You're just like Sarah palin- That was a hint, lol.

Oh you know good and well I got it, the "it's a thought bubble not a speech bubble" was supposed to imply the same hint.

too funny

My apologies, didn't mean to overdue the funniness, gonna have to consult Antz again... This could get expensive...

[FNAWSM]

Don't make me sic my mother on you...

Please dont, the herpes finally cleared up from the first time she was on me

[The00Dustin]

Don't make me sic my mother on you...

Please dont, the herpes finally cleared up from the first time she was on me

<insert better comeback here>

[a.blanco0905]

Please dont, the herpes finally cleared up from the first time she was on me

[FNAWSM]

<insert better comeback here>

If i needed a comeback i would wipe it off your moms face

[EniGmA1987]

I really dont think UpRev will help very much on a GTR, the GTR is really well tuned and has hand built engines as it is. There wouldnt be much headroom for gain I dont think. Maybe if you mod the crap out of car and get it re-tuned, but getting an UpReve for a stock GTR would be pointless.

[antzrus]

Don't make me sic my mother on you...

Please dont, the herpes finally cleared up from the first time she was on me

Yeah that part, but...

[The00Dustin]

Somebody just wants to make Steven sick AGAIN!...

[FNAWSM]

^ and it worked

[a.blanco0905]

^ and it worked

x2, that is disgusting...

[a.blanco0905]

I really dont think UpRev will help very much on a GTR, the GTR is really well tuned and has hand built engines as it is. There wouldnt be much headroom for gain I dont think. Maybe if you mod the crap out of car and get it re-tuned, but getting an UpReve for a stock GTR would be pointless.

Well, it's an 80k car with about 500 whp so whoever can afford this car will definitely pay top dollar for a few more HP, shoot, even 3 HP, contrary to popular belief, makes a lot of difference in a car, on the track that is... plus it's a turbo app, there's soooooo much more room to play with on turbo'd cars. By personal experience on turbo applications, even without mods, a chip/tune will definitely be worth it on this car... if they can hack it.

[antzrus]

[antzrus]

This is the 100th reply on this thread. I thought I'd add some class w/some artwork:

[qship96]

I just took a huge duke, this would have come in handy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_N8zXAZrQ8

[antzrus]

Hey, I got one of these-works great!! http://www.flushmate.com/SeeItWork/

[a.blanco0905]

I just took a huge duke, this would have come in handy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_N8zXAZrQ8

The turd cutter is dishwasher safe? Really??? lol...

[infinitedrift]

Turd cutter....WOW!!..what if your balls hang low and its get them?

[qship96]

maybe a neat companion product to the turd cutter would be the corn separator,that extracts the kernals and sends them to the ethanol producing plant!

[antzrus]

[jayfox911]

wow just read through this thread, good job guys. keep up the good work!



Modern Romance Story


He held me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me
into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew
what he was going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The
door closed quietly and we were alone.

He approached silently from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring
voice close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and caressing upward along
my tender calves slowly and steadily. My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was
so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved under my skirt to my thighs I gave a slight
shudder and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. His
knowing fingers continued upward across my abdomen, my ribcage. And
then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled
sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, his teasing
hands quickly moved to my shoulders and slid down my tingling spine.
My entire body was throbbing when he discovered my pink, lace thong.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. "This is a man," I thought. A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me
what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say...



"Okay all done. Here's your purse, ma'am. Have a nice flight."

[antzrus]

[a.blanco0905]

Hey everybody I found Eric (infiniti_lineup)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[qship96]

I think he is currently living in a "gated" community

[antzrus]

I think he is currently living in a "gated" community

With free room and board and all..?

[qship96]

and all the bars of soap you dare to pick up

[antzrus]

and all the bars of soap you dare to pick up

ouch !!!!

[a.blanco0905]

Gotta love this guy and his BCGs...