zombie apocalypse (starting?)

[numbnuts240]

fffffffuuuuuuuuu

[Encryptshun]

I just figured that was it's "pet name".

"Baby, how'd you like to do some, uh, windsurfing on Mt. Skeet."

[numbnuts240]

I just figured that was it's "pet name".

"Baby, how'd you like to do some, uh, spelunking on Mt. Skeet."

that's a bit more accurate.

[Encryptshun]

I just figured that was it's "pet name".

"Baby, how'd you like to do some, uh, spelunking on Mt. Skeet."

that's a bit more accurate.

Um, you do know what "spelunking" means, right?

But hey, some guys like nipple clamps, some guys like catheters. Whatever keeps your raft from washing away in the current.

[numbnuts240]

Um, you do know what "spelunking" means, right?

But hey, some guys like nipple clamps, some guys like catheters. Whatever keeps your raft from washing away in the current.

i'm a tad more adventurous than most. and i use an anchor to keep my raft from washing away.

[ADDirishboy]

So when is this little show debuting on Broadway? I would like to advance order some tickets please. Tita, you can be my arm candy.

[Encryptshun]

http://zombiemusicalsf.com/

[Bubba1]

So when is this little show debuting on Broadway? I would like to advance order some tickets please. Tita, you can be my arm candy.

If you guys like the teleplay thus far, I guess we'll have to continue writing.

[Encryptshun]

Besides making Michele the zombie girl who impales herself on Nala's trophy, how the hell are we supposed to combine those two stories?

[Ace2cool]

Well, Nala is involved, for one. That's pretty much the set-up for the whole Zombie failing. Bubba's story simply precedes yours. Michelle can actually be part of the main group of survivors. Random zombie chick can be some random chick.

[Ajax]

I now envision this epic similar to From Dusk til Dawn.

[Bubba1]

Well, Nala is involved, for one. That's pretty much the set-up for the whole Zombie failing. Bubba's story simply precedes yours. Michelle can actually be part of the main group of survivors. Random zombie chick can be some random chick.

I agree. I can see Nala's creepy deviant sex scene with an unconscious sickly female Zombie (not Michele) as a good climax to the story. Since this a Nala story, perhaps, if he does finally disrobe and has his way with an unconscious sickly female zombie, that when he gets up and attempts to post on NICO that he finally got laid, that the nude Zombie regains consciousness, gets up, tiptoes up behind Nala and taps him on the shoulder.....with her pen!s.

[Encryptshun]

Well, Nala is involved, for one. That's pretty much the set-up for the whole Zombie failing. Bubba's story simply precedes yours. Michelle can actually be part of the main group of survivors. Random zombie chick can be some random chick.

I agree. I can see Nala's creepy deviant sex scene with an unconscious sickly female Zombie (not Michele) as a good climax to the story. Since this a Nala story, perhaps, if he does finally disrobe and has his way with an unconscious sickly female zombie, that when he gets up and attempts to post on NICO that he finally got laid, that the nude Zombie regains consciousness, gets up, tiptoes up behind Nala and taps him on the shoulder.....with her pen!s.

[Razi]

Damn, Nico's gonna win some Golden Globes's and s***!

[Bubba1]

Damn, Nico's gonna win some Golden Globes's and s***!

That would be amazing. We should probably discuss casting and a title. We know Tita wants to be cast as himself, but I doubt Nala would agree to play himself. (though Nala did brag how often he plays WITH himself).

Who should be cast as Nala's mom?

As for a title, I'm open for suggestions. But if we name the pivotal sickly zombie with whom Nala scores "Dawn", perhaps we could name the movie/play:




"The Chronicles of Nala: The Crack of Dawn"

[carloslebaron]

One of my uncle -the firefighter- stories is about Mary, a weird woman who died when she was 35 years old. According to my uncle, he subscribed to home improvement classes and in the classroom was a woman who's diet was nothing more and nothing less than candies and Coca Cola.

Her eyes were red all the time, her teeth dark yellow, her body fat and saggy, her way of walking like the old zombie movies' characters, and always eating candy, chocolate bars and drinking Coca Cola.

She died a few months later after the training was over, and my uncle affirmed and confirmed that she died of E. cola.

[themadscientist]

she died of E. cola.

For your clever turn of phrase you win two internets!

[Bubba1]

Scenes from the upcoming movie. Nala homing in on his next date.



dragging her to the dance floor....



His self professed mad MMA skills don't help when she wakes up, realizes who he is and the creepy stuff he tried to do to her, and clobbers him.

[Antihero]

is it ironic the E. Coli outbreak happened in....Hamburg?