Would you bang "Flo" the Progressive Insurance Spokesmodel?

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audtatious wrote:
You know, if you poop in her mouth you are facing the wrong way


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Well hell yeah if I was single I'd bang Flo. I have always thought too that there were some hot, lesbo undertones in the commercial with her and the brown haired female. That works for me.

On another note, I rank Jill Wagner, the Mercury spokesmodel, right up there with ANYONE.


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audtatious wrote:What about the Orbit chic?
Oh, well YEAH.

That's a no-brainer man. Why even ask?

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id hit it, then have her give me a insurance quote and a sandwich

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Would smash.

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audtatious wrote:
You know, if you poop in her mouth you are facing the wrong way
I am torn between 2 possible responses

#1> I want to make a movie, two spokeswomen one cup #2> I never hear you complain?

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Sir do you know that is pornography

Big surprise though, Flo is Fugly. Eric is hot.

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Jill Wagner rocks. Friend of mine banged one of her coworkers.

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HashiriyaS14 wrote:
Oh, well YEAH.

That's a no-brainer man. Why even ask?


Flo, unless she had a pen15 then hell yess! But even is she did.. I might let her slob my knobJK

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Paul Wall wrote:Sir do you know that is pornography

Big surprise though, Flo is Fugly. Eric is hot.
LMFAO!!!

I shoulda put NSFW, sorry

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Paul Wall wrote:Big surprise though, Flo is Fugly. Eric is hot.
Eric is aging, but I guess he has a refined look. I wouldn't pick him over Flo, however, nor would I say he is hot.

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PoorManQ45 wrote:
LMFAO!!!

I shoulda put NSFW, sorry
When I saw you said "With safe search off", I knew to wait until I got home to look for it.

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Eric is a blues god. Blues god > annoying woman.

Also, gibson fanbois please note: he isn't holding one. That is all.

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I don't get how you think this chick is hot. Marginal with the makeup on, but with the makeup off, yuck. I think she's kinda ugly. You guys are weird.

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Beancooker wrote:
When I saw you said "With safe search off", I knew to wait until I got home to look for it.
I have watched that clip like 20 times. It gets funnier and funnier.


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Yes. And I'd even cuddle after.

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Seriously dude?

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Yeah why not? I like a good cuddle.

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^ Idk why, but that sounds REALLY gay.

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The only cuddling I do is when I am doing her from the spooning position.

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AZ89two4Tsx wrote:^ Idk why, but that sounds REALLY gay.
I will NOT allow you guys to gay up THIS thread, too.This thread is about sex with WOMEN. Take the gay elsewhere.

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Nope

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
I will NOT allow you guys to gay up THIS thread, too.This thread is about sex with WOMEN. Take the gay elsewhere.
Heard that. I am going to spray some Stetson musk and take a look in the Others forum.

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ADDirishboy wrote:Nope


How did I know that would be taken away.

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Wha happend to party boy?

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AZ89two4Tsx wrote:^ Idk why, but that sounds REALLY gay.
I'm not sure how cuddling with a woman is gay. I feel bad for your girlfriend.

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93coupe wrote:
Heard that. I am going to spray some Stetson musk and take a look in the Others forum.

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
I will NOT allow you guys to gay up THIS thread, too.This thread is about sex with WOMEN. Take the gay elsewhere.
You have just entered The No Gay Zone


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Yes. She is a fox. I'd also bang her personality and let her make me sandwiches and interrupt certain prime time shows when I'm watching them because shes so cute.

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I watch and rewatch her ads, same with the Alamo "You had me at no lines" girl.


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