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...honestly? A cartoon?

Jesus.

As for Stephanie Courtney, she looks much less ugly without that bad makeup, but I'm still going to go with 'no'.

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you're nuts man, i'd pound her into the next millenium.
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Noah, your the man! I thought I was the only one who thought she was MAD SEXY!
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JimmyMethod wrote:...honestly? A cartoon?

Jesus.

As for Stephanie Courtney, she looks much less ugly without that bad makeup, but I'm still going to go with 'no'.
there is an abudancy of a$$e$ these days
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The first picture, nah.

Her new "progressive" look, Hell **cking yeah.

I would also EFF the ESS out of the Zyrtec Chick.
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I'd make her bleed.
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Logan76 wrote:Noah, your the man! I thought I was the only one who thought she was MAD SEXY!
I do what I can Logan.
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w/o makeup ...yes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1k_MG73mac
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PoorManQ45 wrote:
LMAO. click on the firfst picture(with safe search off). Then click on "surprisebuttsex" on the liist.

ZThat is funny as hell!
BAHAHAHAHA that is f**king hilarious, she didnt know what hit her.
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no way on flo.

i'd hit this chick from a lowes commercial, though. i love it when she says her husbands a logger, plus when she runs across the parking lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Ua--XGMtE
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+1 on Flo... I'd slam that like a screen door.

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AZhitman wrote:+1 on Flo... I'd slam that like a screen door.
you need new pistons
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bwahahaha!! that vid is hilarious!!!
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DrifterXRPS13 wrote:I'd make her bleed.
I am pretty sure she can do that without you... like once a month.
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whoever said hell no better be married or gay.
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hm...id never given this a thought. probably.

although id probably rather get acme'ed up and bang Erin E-surance.
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Yea she has a little Amy Whinehouse makeup thing going on...

But she has nice teeth

Teeth > Makeup

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touge_951 wrote:whoever said hell no better be married or gay.
What if I'm married AND gay?

Oh, wait, crap. I live in Utah. That doesn't work.

In all seriousness, I don't see what's so hot about her. She looks better without the makeup, but even then she's average at best.
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Oh, just stop it. You'd bang anything with a wet spot

Yes, I'd bang Flo if I were single......
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YOU HAD ME AT NO LINES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated
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Jesda wrote:YOU HAD ME AT NO LINES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated
meh, I still choose Flo!
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What about the Orbit chic?

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I would.
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PoorManQ45 wrote:
LMAO. click on the firfst picture(with safe search off). Then click on "surprisebuttsex" on the liist.

ZThat is funny as hell!
The dude says oops

lmfao
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By Default...
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heck yes i would.... i would wrap the portuguese flag around her head and bang her with pride
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audtatious wrote:What about the Orbit chic?
I would dirty up her mouth in a way that no amount or brand of gum could clean
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Flo

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gwoods wrote:
I would dirty up her mouth in a way that no amount or brand of gum could clean
You know, if you poop in her mouth you are facing the wrong way
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