Hmmmm. 33 years has a way of lengthening the list.
Aside from minor stuff as a kid (stitches, fractures, skinned knees, etc).... Buried my 84 Interceptor into the side of a Buick at 45mph (guy pulled out RIGHT in front of me) - I stood up, cleared his roof and landed on the other side... Broke both wrists, one collarbone and had a compression fracture of my 4th vertebrae, mad road rash - Ground my jeans, longjohns, and undies clean away on my right hip and arsecheek. I still have pieces of asphalt working their way out to this day.
Laid my Radian down at 25 mph to avoid a 4-Runner sliding on wet pavement... Major road rash and a sprained wrist.
Knocked out my front tooth with a breaker bar working on our 4x4. Cried like a baby.
Broke 2 ribs at a karate tournament (vicious pain), then my first day back to instructors' class I took a vicious kick to the 'nads that cracked my cup and my left nut swelled up the size of an orange.... Agony & misery, especially when they put in the Novocaine shot. Cried like a baby again.
A broken nose, and this one's funny: I was "fooling around" with this girl I was dating, and tickling her - She reflexively nailed me with her elbow... Talk about pain... OMG.
The open heart surgery in 2001 you've all heard about, plus the tonsillectomy and vasectomy (ho-hum).
Recently broke my middle finger and dislocated my knee (softball), healing quite well.
Here's hoping this is where the list STOPS.
