When the Wealth is Re-Distributed

[nissangirl74]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have Written on
Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's
Details,' or putting it another way... Who's your baby's Daddy?

These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.


1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.

2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken
Unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of
men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with
a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please
send me his phone number? Thanks... (The runner-up).

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country.. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look
the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time..... Well, I don't have clue..

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom ..

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained
unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart. (This made number #1).

WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR
RECIPIENTS.

[Bubba1]

The whole list is both sad and funny, but I think #5 deserves an honorable mention.

[bigbadberry3]

[BusyBadger]

What they could really benefit from is the redistribution of some intelligence and common sense.

The sad thing is that they'd rather have the money.

[frapjap]

What a waste.

[bigbadberry3]

Redistribution of wealth is fear mongering at its finest.

[AZhitman]

Go "Occupy" elsewhere.

It's a joke, Mr. Sensitive.

[bigbadberry3]

Go "Occupy" elsewhere.

It's a joke, Mr. Sensitive.

But so is Fox and people take it serious

[IBCoupe]

Because they're professionals. They get paid. You amateur.

[AZhitman]

But so is Fox and people take it serious

Touche.

[IanS]

Darwin for President.

[Jesda]

I LOL'd, and weeped gently.

[AZhitman]

That's just because #2 and #7 are onto you.

[hannibal]

When the wealth is redistributed, these chicks still won't be able to buy a clue.

[Encryptshun]

Funny stuff.