float_6969 wrote:LMAO!!! The only car club Mike is joining is the "Balding Gaijin Parts Hoarder" club!
you want the the truth, you can't handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has cars, and those cars have to be maintained by men with parts. Who's gonna do it? You? You, R34? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for guys with no parts, and you curse the hoarders. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my hoarding, while tragic, probably saved engines; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves cars.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on forums, you want me hoarding those parts -- you need me hoarding those parts.
We use words like "sneaky," "greedy," "competitive." I use these words as the backbone of a life spent hoarding something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very parts that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide them.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a wrench and scour the junkyard. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!