http://www.cracked.com/video_17328_why- ... -suck.html
AppleBonker wrote:Invisibility. The uses are pretty endless, so I don't really need much explanation. Creep...
Beat me to it!Poyzinous wrote:The ability to read and change people's minds when I want to.
That's retarded...s*** will still hurt like hell.Mr1der wrote:regeneration.
ala Deadpool. I'd do so much stupid s***....even more than now!
This until Samuel L. Jackson finds out.Dattebayo wrote:Teleportation.

Imagine the possibilities...Poyzinous wrote:The ability to read and change people's minds when I want to.
Many women think they have that already tho...nissangirl74 wrote:Omniscience
I'm not like many womenDattebayo wrote:Many women think they have that already tho...nissangirl74 wrote:Omniscience
I always wanted to be invisible too, but that one is kind of played out.Dattebayo wrote:whoa
Anyway, I changed my answer. I want to have the ability to time travel as well as teleport, like that guy from heroes.
lolsimmode1 wrote:Does the Sharingan count?