What gender is your car?

Post by **Sircnay** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

And why?

Mine's a girl. Because:

1. She runs better when I clean her up.2. She can't enjoy a drive without stopping to do something on the side.3. A carwash makes her give me back 10hp. 4. She ******-slaps boy cars that rev on her.5. Boys like to have their hands on her insides... when I let them... which is NEVER.6. Oh yeah, and she's moody, really really really REALLY moody.

I have an SR240 by the by.

Post by **EnzoRWD** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

def. a girl. lol i agree with #6also, she's just so purdy!

on the other hand, the Z06 is a dude, and big jacka$$ too. wont listen to a thing i say,me: "easy on this tight corner exit"Z: "what? full throttle? ok!"-Enzo

Post by **PROJECTRB240SX** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

MY CARS GENDER IS............

NONE, ITS A FREAKING INANIMATE OBJECT.

Post by **MOTOP** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

PROJECTRB240SX wrote:MY CARS GENDER IS............

NONE, ITS A FREAKING INANIMATE OBJECT.

AMEN !!!

Website · Post by **Bronze MFP** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

I thought all vehicles (ships, cars, planes, etc...) were female gender, even if females own/operate them. I've never heard anyone refer to them as a he... it's always been her or it.

Post by **180fan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Mr. Sparkle. LOL but yeah I gotta agree with Bronze MFP, I've always heard of machines guys ride referred to as "she" never a he. Well only time I've heard differently was my girlfriends miata. She thinks that's a he.

Post by **MojoMan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Mines my red headed biatch. Always giving me s*** for going out without her and Im like..."well its not my fault you wont run and spend all day in the garage." "What?...you want me to drive you? Well then stop blowing turbos and s*** and I'll think about it." Damn! Women........

Post by **dl240sx** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

girl because it cost alot of money and is high maintence. but she's my *****.

Post by **Nathan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Definitely a *****.

Post by **WongFeiHung** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Right now, my car is being a "B1tch"!

Post by **WAbernethy** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Mine would have to be a dominatrix because she likes to make other cars her ******es. :slap

ped

Post by **dl240sx** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

ya i make hondas my bi*tch.

Post by **yeswepromise** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

my car is a female because i ram a nozzle into it all the time.

Post by **ride4lame** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

yeswepromise wrote:my car is a female because i ram a nozzle into it all the time.

haha, new jersey has no self serve...i am gonna kick those guys asses next time they try to mack it to my baby.

Post by **Sircnay** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

I can see that happening right now.

"Hello sir what would you like?" "91 octane."

*walks over and puts the nozzle slowly into the gas hole.*

"What the fizzuck do you think you're doing, man?!" "What? I'm giving your car some gas!" "I'll show you how to give my car some gas, get your hands off of my woman!" "What?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" "Oh, so now you're going to talk like that, huh? It's on now."

*bust out the Kimber .45* End of story.

Post by **yeswepromise** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

^^^you are odd.

Post by **Nathan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Odd indeed, but good tastes in handguns

Post by **D1SR240** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

rwhen i get the SR she'll definetly be a girl, cuz she'll know how to suck well, lol

Post by **dl240sx** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

my girl will be able to suck a golf ball though a garden hose.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

mine's a dude, cuz he's a hard drinker (he takes the hardstuff and lots of it, 93 oct baby!) and likes to pic fights, but can't run too fast while because he exhales too slowly and isn't even a smoker, he's also a bit obese whines a lot.

he's like an allergic nerd football player wearing a tux at a redneck bar...

Post by **APEXi240** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Mine is a girl with Down Syndrome...it's a little slow and a little feminine.

Post by **prigo** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Sircnay wrote:I can see that happening right now.

"Hello sir what would you like?" "91 octane."

*walks over and puts the nozzle slowly into the gas hole.*

"What the fizzuck do you think you're doing, man?!" "What? I'm giving your car some gas!" "I'll show you how to give my car some gas, get your hands off of my woman!" "What?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" "Oh, so now you're going to talk like that, huh? It's on now."

*bust out the Kimber .45* End of story.

I found that amusing :ylsuper

Post by **AceInhole** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

pancakes.

because it corners flat.

Post by **SR20det 240sx** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Honda's are awseom i own a GS-R Integra and it will beat my 240 with the swap....so dont hate on Honda's....Both my car's are females because they listen to whatever i tell them to...and when i want them to do something they do it.

Post by **Sircnay** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

What? I beat the Famed "GSR Killer" in my city running stock everything except for boost set at 10 psi. the damned exhaust is still 2" too. =p

Post by **Smurf6x6** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

My 240 is a Hermafidite, but my jetta's a guy.

Post by **dl240sx** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

to many damn hondas. the all look to much alike. sorry man many the honda forums will like your honda. but you have a 240 so you not that far gone....yet.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Kimber pwns Honda.

Post by **Sircnay** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

Well I know that. They may beat me at drag racing, but then when we actually have to use the corner.... I will pwn!

Website · Post by **240oz=drunk** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:30 pm

mines neuter.......happened at a young age.

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