What gender is your car?

[JustinStrife]

I can see that happening right now.

"Hello sir what would you like?" "91 octane."

*walks over and puts the nozzle slowly into the gas hole.*

"What the fizzuck do you think you're doing, man?!" "What? I'm giving your car some gas!" "I'll show you how to give my car some gas, get your hands off of my woman!" "What?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" "Oh, so now you're going to talk like that, huh? It's on now."

*bust out the Kimber .45* End of story.

Nice handgun but... strange hehe

[JustinStrife]

mines neuter.......happened at a young age.

Sorry to hear that...

haha

[droptopsilvia]

my girl will be able to suck a golf ball though a garden hose.

I guess that'll come in handy when you get kidney stones.....