very very VERY stupid girl (long rant)

[The Mic]

anyways i am very relieved.

well i this is about an ex gf before may of 2004. i broke it off because apparently she wanted a break (i never said i love you, its dumb), so in rebuttal i said " ya know what? why dont we make it permanent. you enjoy your free time bc ill definately enjoy mine". shes all like " Oh no please i dont wanna break up". ya w/e biatch. So we broke up . well apparently shes calls out of the blue 2 weeks ago telling me "im pregnant" . Im like "**** me" lol. I demanded she show me her prenancy test, she did. they ere positivive. I demanded she take another right then, the 2nd test was positive too. so im like "wtf wtf wtf o $hlt im dead god kill me **** **** **** godamn why why ****!@*&#$$!!!111" for like 2 weeks straight. Well today i called the parents to let them know the situation. I was thinking of asking them to come to my house to discuss the matter with my parents. well when i told the mom shes like " what?!!!!" "oh my god natalie come here" i hear some background convo go on for like 10 min. The mom then tells me "Im sorry mike im terribly sorry" im like "what?" she said" shes not really pregnant, here natalies going to talk to you" "Hi , Mike" im like "**** you and die" and i hang up. i guess i lost it but whatever. her friends told me later on that those were pregnancy tests from her sister. I feel bad for saying that to her and im thinking about apologizing. w/e she prob deserved it, i wont miss her.

[krazy skwerel]

Imust say thats pretty messed up. Damn crazy women. Never know who is sane.

[Jesda]

What a sadistic little whore. I hope she goes and plays in traffic. I hate stupid women. I've had enough of them.

[Mr1der]

haha, thus players play, they play games, we'll cheat.

[silkk]

eek.. shes evil

[GEO]

POST PICS!

[The Mic]

i would keep pics of her why? lol

[GEO]

SHow us pics. I will be the judge if she is stupid or not.

[Mr1der]

yeah, or atleast hot...

sounds to me like she's dumb and not hot:D

[The Mic]

yeah not hot, it would explain her behavior i guess

[stray]

dude.. S13guy...

you (and any other male board members in cali) need to listen to Tom Lykus. If you do, it explains this post.

3:00 Pm all the way til 9:00 at night on 97.1 FM.

just tune in while youre driving around... youll learn a lot. And youll probably be offended.

[skydragoness]

She deserves every bit of what you said. I can't stand people who manipulate others with the oh-so-convenient "i'm pregnant" routine just to get back at their boyfriend. That's a sick and twisted thing to do to someone. A pregnancy test shouldn't have been good enough for you--- you should've asked for an actual paternal test. She probably would've dropped it right there, because there would be no way for her to pull that sh*t up.

What an idiot. Never talk to her again.

[Mr1der]

you could be a total mother****er and slug her in the gut too.

[w1ngzer0]

you could be a total mother****er and slug her in the gut too.

and give her a big hadoooooooookeeennnnn

[The Mic]

lmao @ w1ngzer0

[jdmfreak]

Then you'll be charged for murder since she woulda burned up.

Hmmmm....I believe a Sonic Boom would do the trick.

[Mr1der]

don't make be flash kick your asses back into reality...

[C-Kwik]

Not to interrupt the fun you guys are having, but I think if she tried to resort to saying she was pregnant, she was probably somewhat deperate to get you back but had too much pride. you can see that as a form of flattery. And your mom probably knows you're a good catch and had some intuition about it. I'd say you owe your mom big time.

[jdmfreak]

don't make be flash kick your asses back into reality...

**** that. Akuma's Gou Shoryuken pwns you all.

And Ckwik, you're probably right.

[Sircnay]

What the ghey is going on? Why are people like that allowed outside?

[The Mic]

And your mom probably knows you're a good catch and had some intuition about it. I'd say you owe your mom big time.

you mean her mom right? if my mom knew id be dead lol

i owe her mom big time huh?? hmmmmm;)

edit: and dont interrupt our fun again :oooyugeck::

[Drift Machine]

Yeah she was probably just desperate to get you back, though it sounds like she's a little screwed up in the head based upon the way she went about it.

[DAEDALUS]

Heh, I bet her mother's not too happy right now. You handled it like a man and she got what she deserves. You should have mentioned how lucky everyone is that your herpes has been in remission for so long. LOL

[DAEDALUS]

the 2nd test was positive too. so im like "wtf wtf wtf o $hlt im dead god kill me **** **** **** godamn why why ****!@*&#$$!!!111" for like 2 weeks straight.

Best laugh of the night.

[prigo]

Women... can't live with em...

Can't legally drown them

[gabossie]

Call her up next week and tell her you just tested positive for HIV, see what her reaction is

[hannibal]

That is dirty. Stay away from this girl. She definitely got waht she deserves. Do you know what her Mom must have been thinking? TWo pregnant daughters!?! I hope her Mom gave her an earful...

[Axel Grungy]

i dont see why chicks do stuff like that. i mean you were trying to get away from her anyway, soo if shes pregnant is that going to mean that you automatically love her again?? no. shes gotta be damn desperate for a guy....jebus YOOOGA FLAAAAME!!!

[Bubba1]

wow. what a story. I'd say her mother must be proud of her daughter right now. And I bet you're double checking birth control from now on. Do your parents know her parents by chance? Might be awkward if they do and meet.

[Nathan]

Want to get back at her? Take her back, "forgive" her, be really nice to her. You'll have to give it a little time, but talk her into trying something new...that something new will be watersports. Videotape it...but dont show yourself, nobody wants to see that! Then, show all of her friends She'll live in shame for the rest of her days!