very very VERY stupid girl (long rant)
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Nathan wrote:Want to get back at her? Take her back, "forgive" her, be really nice to her. You'll have to give it a little time, but talk her into trying something new...that something new will be watersports. Videotape it...but dont show yourself, nobody wants to see that! Then, show all of her friendsShe'll live in shame for the rest of her days!
why would anyone be upset if she played water polo??
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a google search yields:http://www.google.com/search?h...earch
so, does she enjoy diving or kitsesurfing more?
btw, I'm just being an a$$ :pface
so, does she enjoy diving or kitsesurfing more?
btw, I'm just being an a$$ :pface
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Re: very very VERY stupid girl (long rant)
S13GUY wrote:anyways i am very relieved.
well i this is about an ex gf before may of 2004. i broke it off because apparently she wanted a break (i never said i love you, its dumb), so in rebuttal i said " ya know what? why dont we make it permanent. you enjoy your free time bc ill definately enjoy mine". shes all like " Oh no please i dont wanna break up". ya w/e biatch. So we broke up . well apparently shes calls out of the blue 2 weeks ago telling me "im pregnant" . Im like "**** me" lol. I demanded she show me her prenancy test, she did. they ere positivive. I demanded she take another right then, the 2nd test was positive too. so im like "wtf wtf wtf o $hlt im dead god kill me **** **** **** godamn why why ****!@*&#$$!!!111" for like 2 weeks straight. Well today i called the parents to let them know the situation. I was thinking of asking them to come to my house to discuss the matter with my parents. well when i told the mom shes like " what?!!!!" "oh my god natalie come here" i hear some background convo go on for like 10 min. The mom then tells me "Im sorry mike im terribly sorry" im like "what?" she said" shes not really pregnant, here natalies going to talk to you" "Hi , Mike" im like "**** you and die" and i hang up. i guess i lost it but whatever. her friends told me later on that those were pregnancy tests from her sister. I feel bad for saying that to her and im thinking about apologizing. w/e she prob deserved it, i wont miss her.
YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!!
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there ya go Bart, it's been tweaked.
I'm gonna go burn my eyes clean now...
there ya go Bart, it's been tweaked.
I'm gonna go burn my eyes clean now...
Mr1der wrote:http://www.google.com/search?h...s+xxx
there ya go Bart, it's been tweaked.
I'm gonna go burn my eyes clean now...
:eek::eek::eek:Damn you ****er!-
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Well, I have personally turned this into crazy chick thread.
My story.
I work in a call center 12 hrs a day. I dont want to get hooked up with someone at work, but when you spend so much time here, it sometimes happens. Im not a club person, only like drunken house parties, and you have to know people to get to those. And since I work so much, most people I hang out with after work are people from work.
Well.... A freind from work told me some new girl has had her eyes on me. So im like"cool, let me check her out". Pretty hot. Black (like em dark) and has some nice "mods" so I get her nmbr.
So we get to talking, and she tells me about being kinda sick, mentally, and how she went to Belleview for killing a dog. im thinkin she is kidding, so......
I get to work a few days after and ive got all of these chicks looking at me funny. So I ask my initial friend what the deal is and she says:
her:"What do you mean? I thought you guys were having a good time. She said that she came over your house and you guys really enjoyed yourselves."
Me:"Really? what else did she tell you?"
Her:"its kinda dirty, but she was telling us how good you lick her (insert female happy place here) and how much she loved when you guys made love."
Me:"Oh really! I know im good, but over the phone? I think thats a new record!"
Now shes pregnant with my baby, I eat (again) like I was diggin for gold, and I have a monster schiong that vibrates and sings songs. All over the phone.
Im totaling avoiding her, but having to explain this to every chick at work is getting tiresome. Should I just kill her and keep the rep of being a master bed-blaster, or explain myself to everyone and make one of us seem crazy.
BTW, dont sh1t where u eat. Again.
My story.
I work in a call center 12 hrs a day. I dont want to get hooked up with someone at work, but when you spend so much time here, it sometimes happens. Im not a club person, only like drunken house parties, and you have to know people to get to those. And since I work so much, most people I hang out with after work are people from work.
Well.... A freind from work told me some new girl has had her eyes on me. So im like"cool, let me check her out". Pretty hot. Black (like em dark) and has some nice "mods" so I get her nmbr.
So we get to talking, and she tells me about being kinda sick, mentally, and how she went to Belleview for killing a dog. im thinkin she is kidding, so......
I get to work a few days after and ive got all of these chicks looking at me funny. So I ask my initial friend what the deal is and she says:
her:"What do you mean? I thought you guys were having a good time. She said that she came over your house and you guys really enjoyed yourselves."
Me:"Really? what else did she tell you?"
Her:"its kinda dirty, but she was telling us how good you lick her (insert female happy place here) and how much she loved when you guys made love."
Me:"Oh really! I know im good, but over the phone? I think thats a new record!"
Now shes pregnant with my baby, I eat (again) like I was diggin for gold, and I have a monster schiong that vibrates and sings songs. All over the phone.
Im totaling avoiding her, but having to explain this to every chick at work is getting tiresome. Should I just kill her and keep the rep of being a master bed-blaster, or explain myself to everyone and make one of us seem crazy.
BTW, dont sh1t where u eat. Again.
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[quote=" 180crafter Well, I have personally turned this into crazy chick thread.
My story.
I work in a call center 12 hrs a day. I dont want to get hooked up with someone at work, but when you spend so much time here, it sometimes happens. Im not a club person, only like drunken house parties, and you have to know people to get to those. And since I work so much, most people I hang out with after work are people from work.
Well.... A freind from work told me some new girl has had her eyes on me. So im like"cool, let me check her out". Pretty hot. Black(like em dark) and has some nice "mods" so I get her nmbr.
So we get to talking, and she tells me about being kinda sick, mentally, and how she went to Belleview for killing a dog. im thinkin she is kidding, so......
I get to work a few days after and ive got all of these chicks looking at me funny. So I ask my initial friend what the deal is and she says:
her:"What do you mean? I thought you guys were having a good time. She said that she came over your house and you guys really enjoyed yourselves."
Me:"Really? what else did she tell you?"
Her:"its kinda dirty, but she was telling us how good you lick her (insert female happy place here) and how much she loved when you guys made love."
Me:"Oh really! I know im good, but over the phone? I think thats a new record!"
Now shes pregnant with my baby, I eat (again) like I was diggin for gold, and I have a monster schiong that vibrates and sings songs. All over the phone.
Im totaling avoiding her, but having to explain this to every chick at work is getting tiresome. Should I just kill her and keep the rep of being a master bed-blaster, or explain myself to everyone and make one of us seem crazy.
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Black is the way to go:ylsuper
No on to the real problem. I say keep the rep.
My story.
I work in a call center 12 hrs a day. I dont want to get hooked up with someone at work, but when you spend so much time here, it sometimes happens. Im not a club person, only like drunken house parties, and you have to know people to get to those. And since I work so much, most people I hang out with after work are people from work.
Well.... A freind from work told me some new girl has had her eyes on me. So im like"cool, let me check her out". Pretty hot. Black(like em dark) and has some nice "mods" so I get her nmbr.
So we get to talking, and she tells me about being kinda sick, mentally, and how she went to Belleview for killing a dog. im thinkin she is kidding, so......
I get to work a few days after and ive got all of these chicks looking at me funny. So I ask my initial friend what the deal is and she says:
her:"What do you mean? I thought you guys were having a good time. She said that she came over your house and you guys really enjoyed yourselves."
Me:"Really? what else did she tell you?"
Her:"its kinda dirty, but she was telling us how good you lick her (insert female happy place here) and how much she loved when you guys made love."
Me:"Oh really! I know im good, but over the phone? I think thats a new record!"
Now shes pregnant with my baby, I eat (again) like I was diggin for gold, and I have a monster schiong that vibrates and sings songs. All over the phone.
Im totaling avoiding her, but having to explain this to every chick at work is getting tiresome. Should I just kill her and keep the rep of being a master bed-blaster, or explain myself to everyone and make one of us seem crazy.
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Black is the way to go:ylsuper
No on to the real problem. I say keep the rep.
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jdmfreak03 wrote:Black is the way to go:ylsuper
No on to the real problem. I say keep the rep.
Yeah, I agree. I usually go for the lovely dark ladies, becuz they usually dont pull crap like this.
And then you remember all the Jamaican girls Ive gone out with, and their crazy moms, and then start thinking "its in thier blood". Damn those hot jamiacan crazy womens....