^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Trues.

< These people make me want to go on a killing spree.

V Knows that people who gamble with gov. money checks visible piss me off.

[alms24sebring]

^ lol, gotta gamble something
< I think I got some quarters in my change jar. SLOTS!
v has bought a hooker before

[sbird1]

^ Nope.

< Wouldn't even know where to go.

V Will help me find one of quality.

[hitbychance]

^ sure
< has girls for ^ that are free and cleaner
V want em?

[bundy26]

^ sure
< wife will kick my a**
V will take them for me

[sbird1]

^ Duh.

< Can't wait to get out of here.

V Hates their job as much as me (doubtful)

[alms24sebring]

^ I have no job to hate but can almost garantee i have had worse
< Call up some bishes!
v As long as its not this kind of hoe


funniest episode in a while

[sbird1]

^ That one was pretty awesome.

< Had a disturbing evening last night.

V I think my friend might be deads.

[alms24sebring]

^oops
< you better get a good lawyer
v Now you have to tell us what happened

[sbird1]

^ He wouldn't answer the phone or anything at like 9:00.

< Walked into his house. He was naked on the couch.

V Then he didn't answer his phone until like 3 the next day... lots of sleep. Naked sleep.

[alms24sebring]

^lol. alcohol induced sleep I hope
< Hate trying to sleep when its hot as f*** in this dam house
v likes to sleep cold too

[hitbychance]

^ yes very much so
< can sleep without blankets when its hot
V can too?

[sbird1]

^ My insomnia is pretty bad under all conditions.

< Definitely cannot sleep when it's too hot.

V Knows black people like Hawaiian Punch. Oh, the south and their stereotypes!

[alms24sebring]

^ ugh dont like to
< NEEDS a fan
v has to fall asleep to noise aswell

[sbird1]

^ Fine, I didn't post first or anything.

< Sheesh. You guys are rude.

V And yes, noise helps. A fan or some constant noise.

[alms24sebring]

^ U ninja posted before me
< knows there is always some truth to stereotype
v have you ever seen a white guy cuttin grass? :x

[sbird1]

^ I watch myself weekly.

< Last weekend, I saw a black dude riding a bike carrying a huge piece of watermelon.

V I laughed really hard.

[srellim234]

^ might enjoy the book "Stereotypes and Stereotyping"

< is really proud of his son currently home on leave from the USAF

v is hoping Social Security is still around when it's time to retire

[sbird1]

^ Meh, I hope to not need it.

< Doesn't like social programs.

V I know too many people that abuse it, and they're not even the tip of the iceberg.

[alms24sebring]

^ yeah its messed up
< I just wanna win the lottery and say f*** all of you
v Ill kill you for your winning ticket

[hitbychance]

^ likewise haha
< never even wins a free ticket
V would have a buttload of cars if he won?

[sbird1]

^ Well, duh.

< If I won a substantial amount of money, first purchase = Pagani Zonda F

V First purchase?

[hitbychance]

^ gtr with a switzer kit (faster then a veyron)
< would also like a konisegg ccxr (all carbon fiber)
V mansion or regular house?

[sbird1]

^ Studio apt. over 20 car garage please.

< Would probably have cars in the house like those cool rich people.

V Would buy me a new car too.

[hitbychance]

^ Sure!
< ate my lunch and i'm still hungry, fail!
V sugar high?

[sbird1]

^ Have not eaten anything today.

< Stumble Upon-ed some a capella Rammstein... now I can't stop listening to them.

V Used to listen to Rammstein back in the day as well.

[alms24sebring]

^ yes I did
< it sounded tight but have you heard the translations?! Talking about gutting his family and eating them
v no thanks although I am curious to what human tastes like

[sbird1]

^ Probably something like gamy chicken.

< Working day shift today finally. Should get out in a couple hours.

V Just applied to a company in ATL. Hopefully I'll get out of this hole.

[alms24sebring]

^ what happened to DC?
< thinks human is more flavorful and tender like bison meat
v Eats babies

[hitbychance]

^ only for breakfast
< prefers bacon to anything
V BACON STRIPS!!!