^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Choke a chicken just about every day.

< That's a masturbatlon joke.

V

[alms24sebring]

^
< beats meat
v shaves their carrot?

[sbird1]

^ A little maintenance never hurt anybody.

< Got laid this weekend.

V Did too?

[alms24sebring]

^ actually got a "old fashioned" earlier today
< it was from the ex
v knows thats a bad idea

[sbird1]

^ Been down that road too many times.

< Don't converse with exes. Never works out well.

V I'm bored. NICO needs to entertain me for the last hour of this shift.

[hitbychance]

^ its 6 am now i missed your shift lol
< also got laid this past weekend
V ever pick up at a club/bar?

[sbird1]

^ I'm no good at that kind of stuff.

< I'm too quiet and reserved to be picking up bar chicks.

V Not a quiet/reserved person.

[hitbychance]

^ only when hammered
< usually quiet and reserved
V pissed you're working on such a nice day?

[sbird1]

^ Looks like rain here soon.

< And it's hotter than a witch's tit outside.

V Still don't want to be in this crappy store. Entertain me!

[alms24sebring]

^ People Order Our Patties
< SOme place wants to hire me waaay out of my way. Of course
v random thought?

[sbird1]

^ Here's to courage, here's to honor, and if you can't come in her, come on her!

< That's my good friend's toast like every time we do shots.

V Has a favorite toast?

[alms24sebring]

^ With butter and jelly is all
< Sometimes butter and alittle cinnamin and brown sugar. mmm
v Knows what show Powdered Toast Man is from

[sbird1]

^ I have no idea what you're talking about.

< I'm hungry and want to go play some MK.

V Knows Kenshi came out today!

[alms24sebring]

^ I have no idea what you are talking about
< PTM is from Ren & Stimpy duh!
v Im hungry too, make me food.

[sbird1]

^ It's Log, it's Log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

< It's Log, it's Log. It's better than bad, it's good!

V Everyone wants a Log. You're gonna love it, Log!

[alms24sebring]

^ ???
< Logarithms suck
v better at math than me

[hitbychance]

^ maybe?
< thinks calculus is useless
V had to do calculus in school at some point?

[sbird1]

^ HS and college.

< That song above was from Ren & Stimpy.

V http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA

[alms24sebring]

^ haha yeah I was thinking about it after I posted and could barely remember it, but I did
< I only remember PTM and an episode called 'The House of Next Tuesday'
v R&S was too raunchy for you as a kid too

[sbird1]

^ The MTV version was.

< They put a very cleaned up version on Nick... or was it CN?

V Which one was it?

[alms24sebring]

^ I think it was Nick at first and then CN late at night
< It appears my posts in Nico are being snooped on by a certain somebody
v

[sbird1]

^ Lulz, creepy.

< Is in constant state of internet paranoia.

V What unfaithful, illegal, or debaucherous acts have you been participating in?

[hitbychance]

^ everything (too long to list)
< bought a capture card to record gameplay
V will send me a better computer that won't overheat

[sbird1]

^ I think I have an Apple II laying around somewhere.

< Has like a 512 MHz processor.

V Would that suffice?

[alms24sebring]

^ thats all chinese to me
< Isnt MHz a frequency??
v will tell me how exactly silicon can store memory and erase it.

[hitbychance]

^ gypsy magic
< back to work but its friday!
V can't wait to catch some zz's this weekend?

[sbird1]

^ Had to drive the folks and sister to the airport at 3:45am this morning.

< Isn't going to Cali until next Thursday.

V Should come over to the house this week!

[alms24sebring]

^ sure you gatta pick me up though
< Raining pretty hard outside
v gets hail regularly

[sbird1]

^ Nope. Very infrequently.

< Back to work, ugh.

V Someone asked me for "an ernge". I said WTF are you talking about? They wanted Orange Soda. God, I hate these people.

[alms24sebring]

^ lol!
< I guess its better than 'pop'
v anything is better than pop